Kaun Sach Kaun Jhootha ( sex with crime story)

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RANE: hmm yaar par humkaa abhi vishwass nahi hota

detective : sir mujhe bhi nahi ho raha , par sabut inke khilaaf he

phone ki ghanti baji RANE ne phone receive kiya ,phone ki dusri taraf jo koi bhi tha , usne ek bahut achi khabar di thi

RANE: jaldi se thane me aao , zara sune to sahi kya mila tumhe

RANE ne phone kaanta

hawaldaar ek aadmi ke sath police station me pahucha

hawaldar: sir ye waha ka mallik he , isi ne phone par uske sath baat ki thi

RANE: haan bhai ka baat kiye , tumko pata he ei khoon ka case he , aur tum bina police ki jaankari ke ye kaam kar rahe ho , tuhaar to hum licenses band karwa denge

vo aadmi thoda ghabraya , sir mene kuch nahi kiya , hamara to kaam hee jasusi ka he , bus kaam ki information di uske paise mile bus

jasusi ki baat sun kar , RANE ke sath baitha detective ne palat kar us aadmi ki taraf dekha , vo usko jaanta tha

detective: are tu , yaha kaise

us aadmi ne bhi use pehchaan liya

RANE: lo karo bharat millap

detective: sir ye bhi apna bhai he , humne kai case mil kar niptaye he

RANE: hmm to isko bolo , jo kuch pata he fatafat bole , warna

detective: are tujhe jo kuch pata he bata de sahab ko , warna tujhe koi nahi bacha sakta

vo aadmi aur ghabra gaya

sir me aapko sab kuch bata deta hu, us aadmi ne RANE ko sab kuch bataya jitna vo jaanta tha

deepak chalte chalte thak chuka tha , use kuch samjh nahi aa raha tha ke vo kaha jaye , aur kone me ja kar deewar ke kinare baith gaya , kuch din pahle tak sab kuch thik tha , par ab sab kuch badal chuka tha

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sab log police station me jhund bana ke khade the

RANE: chalo karo bhai dekhe kya laye ho

hawaLDAR ne jo phone tap kiya tha uski recording on ki , jaise -2 awaz sunai dene lagi waha khade logo ke hosh udd gaye , RANE khud bahut hairan tha ,

recording sunne ke baad

RANE: bahut badiya kaam kiye tum , jao apna kaam chalo rakho , agar aur kuch mile to le kar aana

hawaldar waha se bahar hua

RANE: ye uski awaz he na ( RANE ne dusre detective se pucha)

ji sir ye wahi he

detective: sir ab to sabkuch aine jaisa saaf ho gaya he , mere hissab se aap ko ab action lena chahiye

RANE: par hamka laagat he ke ek kadi kahi ghum he , kuch samjh nahi aa raha

RANE: baburam deepak ke case ki file le kar aao

hawaldar file le kar aaya

RANE ne file open kari , aur usko apni khooi hui kadi mil gayi

RANE file kholte he , thoda soch me pad gya , hawaldar ko awaz di use kuch samjhaya aur waha se jaane ko kaha

sham ho chuki thi RANE ab tak kaffi sabut ikhathe kar chuka tha , champa aur chandu abhi tak thane me hee the

aur vo jasuss bhi wahi tha jise hawaldar apne sath le kar aaya tha,

thodi der aise hee wakt beet jaane ke baad , RANE ghar jaane ke liye niklaa

jasuss: sir mujhe jaane dijiye

RANE: abhi nahi bhaiya , aaj tum yahi rukoge , tumahri jarurat he humhe

hawaldar ko jaane se pahle RANE

RANE: in sab ka khaayal rakhna , kal raat hamka thik se nind nahi aayi hum ghar ja rahe he , aur koi khabar mile to hamka phone kar dena

hawaldar: ji sir

RANE police station se bahar hua gaadi me baitha , apne ghar ke bahar utra gaadi agge bad gayi , RANE gate ke pahucha hee tha ke kisi ne piche se hamla kar diya

RANE ki cheekh nikal padi

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agli subha JASSUS ne phone kiya

kaatil: bolo

jassus: deepak ne inspector RANE ka khoon kar diya vo abhi shiv mandir me he , meri ankhon ke saamne

kaatil : thik he tumahre paise tumahre pass pahuch jayenge

usne phone kaanta

kuch der baad kaatil ne kisi ko phone kiya ,

kaatil : deepak ko khatam kar diya , uski laash yaha shiv mandir me padi he, akar dekh lo

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phone kanta

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mandir ki sidiyo se chadta hue upar pahucha , saamne niche deepak ki lash padi thi , aur maarne wala saamne khada tha

(zor se huste hue bole) sab khatam ho gaya ab sab kuch hamara he

piche se TAALIYO KI AWAZ AAYI , usne mud ke dekha saamne inspector RANE khada tha

RANE: kya baat he , maan gaye aapko indu ji , EI HAMAR ZINDGI KA SABSE MAJEDAR CASE THA

indu ghabra gayi , charo taraf se police wale nikal khade hue jo chhupe hue the

RANE: deepak babu khade ho jayeiye

indu hairani se piche mudi , deepak niche se khada ho raha tha,chandu aur champa uske pass aaye

champa: ye kaisi maa he apne he pati beti ko mar diya aur ab apne bete ko maarna chahti thi

RANE: nahhhhhiiiiii(zor se bola) ei deepak ki maa nahi ei sauteli maa he,deepak ki mata ji ka dehant ho chukA he

RANE: indu ji maza agaya , aaj zindgi me pahli baar RANE kisi ke dimag ki daant dega , agar aap police me hote na to RANE aapko salute maarta

indu apna sir niche jhukaye khadi thi , kuch bol nahi rahi thi

RANE: indu ji aap shayad bhul gaye hum aap se aapke ghar aake bole the ” ye jo chor he bahut chalo he” aur aapne humhe bola tha ke ” kya aap use dhund nahi payenge” us wakt aap hamara matlab nahi samjhi thi ,par hum usi wakt aap par nazre daal diye the

RANE: ab sab kuch bata dijiye kahe kiye ye sab kuch warna hum lady police bhi sath me laye he USHA JI

USHA JI piche se agge saamne ki taraf aayi , AUR ZOR SE THAPPAD MARA INDU KE MUU PAR

indu: (rote hue boli) sab kuch batati hu

indu : sab kuch raj ke paiso ke liye kiya tha

deepak: paisa he sab kuch tha , agar dad se paise maang leti to vo kya mana karte (gusse me bola)

indu: me raj ke office me kaam karti thi, deepak ki ma ke dehaant ke baad , raj se mene nazdikiyaa bada li, mujhe uska paisa chahiye tha aur vo mujhse pyar karne laga tha

indu::kuch wakt baad humne shaddi kar li , raj ki pahli biwi (sheela) aur uski behan veena dono us company ki mallik thi jaha me naukri karti thi , shaddi ke baad mujhe pata chala ke sari jayedad deepak ke naam kar di gayi thi bus uske baligg hone ki der thi

mujhe ye pata chala ke , veena maa nahi ban sakti aur usne bhi apni sari jayedad deepak ke naam hi kar di thi vo aur mayur deepak se bahut pyar karte the

mene sirf paise ke liye raj se shaddi ki thi , par vo paisa mujhe mil nahi paya , 19 saal intezaar kiya par koi fayada nahi hua (rote hue boli)

RANE: apne pati aur beti ka khoon kyu kiye

indu: ek din raj ne mujhe bataya ki , hum log ab america jane wale he , usne mujhe ye bhi bataya ki hum yaha kabhi laut ke nahi aayenge aur sari companies veena aur mayur ke naam kar denge, raj ko paise se pyar nahi tha apni company me he naukaro ki tarha kaam karta tha

bus usi wakt mene raj ko maarne ki soch li thi

RANE: deepak ko kahe nahi mare

indu: uske baligg hone me ek mahina baki tha aur agar uski maut

indu: aur agar uski maut ho jati to sara paisa veena ka ho jata , mene apne bhai sunil ko jail se bahar nikalwaya

RANE: iske upar to aur bhi case he , ek case ki zamanat to raj saheb ne he di he

indu: ji haan meri shaddi hone ke baad ye khoon ke case me pakda gaya aur raj ne he iski bail karai thi

RANE: apni beti aur pati ko mare kese

indu: mene aur sunil ne mil ke ye plan banaya , us din me ghar se sabji lene ke liye nikli , ghar me deepak, nisha the aur raj thodi der me aane wale the , sunil ne ek chor se ghar ka lock khol waya , taki kisi ko ye shak na ho ke bahar se kisi ne aakar khoon kiya he , sab yahi soche ye kaam deepak ne kiya he , mene deepak ko dhoodh diya tha ghar se niklane se pahle usme drugs ki 4 tablets mila di jo sunil ne mujhe la kar di thi

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raj aur nisha ka khoon karne ke baad , sunil aur uske sathi ne deepak ke hatho ke nishan chaku aur nishe ke gale par diye aur waha se nikal gaye

RANE: ghar me chori kese hue

indu: koi chori nahi hue thi , mene he almari ka lock toda tha

indu: sunil mujhse paiso ki demand karne laga tha, mujhe dhamka raha tha, mene almari ka lock khud hee toda me jaanti thi ke sunil ka muu kaise band karna he , isliye mene ghar se chori ki aur jhuthi report ki

RANE: jhuthi report hee nahi , aapne to apne bete par nazar bhi rakhwai

indu: haan deepak jail se bhag chuka tha, humne pahle ye socha tha ke deepak ke jail jane ke baad use jail me hee marwa denge par deepak pahle hee jail se bhag nikla , agar uske baligg hone se pahle use maar dete to sara paisa veena ka ho jata , ek din us jassus ne deepak ki khabar di , sunil aur uska sathi use maarne gaye par goli lagne ke baad bhi deepak bach gaya

RANE: ka dimag paye ho , ab chalo police thane , bahut din se khatirdari nahi kiye kisi ki

police wale , indu , sunil aur uske sathi ko lekar waha se chale gaye

RANE: deepak babu humari bhi galti he , agar hum pahle hee thik se kaam karte , tu tuhaar ko ye sab nahi jhelna padta

deepak: SIR KAUN SACHA KAUN JHUTHA YE PATA KARNA MUSHKIL HOTA HE

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