Mein “Kyon maa, Munna ke aajane se ab tujhe neend nahin aa rahi hogi. Kaise kaam chalaati ho? Raat bhar bistar par padi idharse udhar karvat badalti rahti hogi aur apni choot men angul pelti rahti hogi. Tere se jyada to teri choot ki chinta ab mujhe hai. Aisa karna ki aj tum wapas saj dhaj kar poore dulhan wale roop men aana. Dekhna Munna tumhen jab is roop men dekhega to hakka bakka ho jayega. Waise bhi dulhan ke roop men to tu kayamat dhaati ho. Yaad haina teri pahali baar to meine dulhan wale roop men hi li thi. Kaise meine tere ek ek karke kapde utaare the aur tujhe poori nangi karke teri kya jabardast chudaai ki thi.”
Maa “Chal besharam kahin ka. Jab tak Ajay yahaan hai, aisi baaten bilkul nahin. Ajay ko thodi bhi bhanak nahin lagni chahiye.”
Mein “Tujhe bataaya to tha ki Ajay ki tum bilkul chinta mat karo. Ajay to apne bhaiya ka tere se bhi jyada diwana hai. Wah to meri khushi ke liye hardam taiyaar rahta hai. Tujhe maaloom hai? mera pakka launda hai wah.” Yah baat meine maaki aankhon men jhaank kar kahi.
Maa “To kya tune yah bhi shuru kar rakha hai? Tabhi Ajay aajkal gahari gahari baaten karta hai. Kal mujhe apne bhaiya ki dulhan banaane ke liye kitna jor laga raha tha? Mein to ise uski nadani samajh rahi thi, ab pata chala ki wah naatak tum dono ki milibhagat ka natiza tha. Kya sachmuch men tum Ajay ke saath laundebazi karte ho? Kahaan to mera bhola sa seedha saadha chhota beta aur kahaan tum ek number ka chaloo. To tune apne chikane bhai ko bhi nahin chhoda? Yah to mujhe shaq tha ki gaav men uski sangat kuchh laundebaaz kism ke mardon se thi, par tere saath wah is had tak khul jaayega, vishwash nahin hota. Teri to wah bhagwan jaisi ijjat karta hai. Jaroor tune uske saath jabardasti ki hogi aur sharam ke karan Ajay kuchh bolta nahin hoga.”
Mein “Are maa aisi baat bilkul nahin hai. Jaanti ho Ajay ek number ka gaandoo hai. Tujhe chudwane ka shaayad jitana shauq nahin hoga usse jyada shauk use gaand marwaane ka hai. Mein to ek din soya huwa tha tabhi usne mere lund se apni gaand bhida di aur mere lund par apni gaand dabaane laga. Ek to Munna ekdam makkhan sa chikana hai, ladkiyon jaisa kamsin hai, auraton jaisi mast bhaari aur phooli hui gaand hai aur upar se gaand marwaane ka pakka shaukeen hai. Ab tu hi bata aisa mast launda jab khud apni gaand mere lund par dabaaye to mein kya brahmchaari bana rah sakta tha? Meine to teri mast jawani dekh tujhe nahin chhoda aur aakhir men tujhe apne saath sula hi liya phir Ajay to mere saath sota hi hai, use kaise chhod deta? Lekin Munna bhi theek tumhari tarah masti lene ka poora shaukeen hai, bhaiya se khul ke maja leta hai aur bhaiya ko bhi poora maja karwaata hai.”
Maa “Abhi to tu kah raha tha ki tumhe mere se jyada meri choot ki chinta hai. Meri fiqar lagi hui thi ki mein ek baar tera lund lelene ke baad ab raat kaise kaatti howungi. Par tere lund ko to chhote bhai ki gudaaj gaand maarne ko mil rahi hai. Tujhe meri choot ki kahaan fiqar hai wah to apne bhai ki gaand ke aage tujhe yaad bhi nahin aati hogi. To tum dono bhaaiyon ki yah raas lila kab se chal rahi hai?”
Mein “Dekho maa is maamle men to Munna ne tum se baazi maar li. Tum to itni mastaani choot aur gaand lekar angul karti hi rah gai thi. Yah to bhala ho ki meine hi apni taraf se koshish ki ki maako bhi Munnha ki tarah bade se lund ki jaroorat hai aur jab mere paas yah hai to kyon na maako de diya jaay? Teri khushi ke liye mujhe apna lund dene men bhi kitne papad belne pade tab kahin ja kar mein tujhe apna lund de paaya. Wahin Munna ne to khud mere lund ko apni gaand ka rasta dikha diya aur bechare lund ka kya dosh use to bil dikhega to wah to us men jaayega hi.”
Maa “To aaj wapas mujhe dulhan ke roop men apne kamre men bula kar tum dono bhai ek saath mere saath suhagraat manaaoge. To kya tune Ajay ko apne beech ki saari baaten bata di?”
Mein “Nahin maa teri meri personal chudaai ke baare men meine Munna ko kuchh bhi nahi bataaya hai aur na hi aage bataaunga. Tu bhi use mat bataana. Uske saamne hum donon is tarah pesh aayenge ki jaise sab kuchh pahli baar ho raha hai. Is men wapas naye ke jaisa maja aayega. Doosri baat Munna aur mere beech ab koi parda nahin raha hai. Munna ko mein bahut pyar karta hoon aur munna bhi meri utni hi ijjat karta hai. Yah samajh lo ki hum dono bhai do jism ek jaan hain. Jo kuchh bhi mera hai wah sab Munna ka hai. Isliye Munna ke baare men bilkul bhi mat socho aur hum donon bhaaiyon ko apni mast jawani ka khul kar maja do. Ek baat tujhe or bataata hoon ki Munna ko yah gaandupane ka shauq gaanv se laga huwa hai. Waise to Munna meri hi tarah ek poora mard hai, mastaana lund hai, josh hai, jawaani hai par abhi tak usne aurat ki choot ka swad nahin chakha hai aur gaanv men na kabhi ise chakhne ki uske man men aai. Use choot ka maja dena jaroori hai nahin to kai gaanduon ko khali gaand marwaane men hi maja aata hai aur aurat ki choot dekhte hi unka lund murjha jaata hai. Aage shadi vyah karke uska ghar bhi to basaana hai.” Tabhi ghar ki ghanti baj uthi. Maane uth kar darwaja khola to Ajay tha.
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Maa “Vijay beta to aaj jaldi hi ghar aa gaya tha, tera kab se khaane ke liye intazaar ho raha hai. Chal tu bhi ready ho ja, mein dono bhaaiyon ka khaana lagaati hoon.” Yah kah maa kitchen men chali gai aur Ajay mere room men. Thodi der men hum tinon khaane ki table par the. Tinon ne roj ki tarah hansi majak aur baaton men khaana khaaya. Khaana khatam hone par maa apne kamre men chali gai aur hum dono bhai TV ke saamne baithe rahe. Thodi der baad maane kaha ki wah nahaane ja rahi hai. Hum dono bhai bhi apne kamre men aa gaye. Mein bhi shower lene bathroom men chala gaya. Mein kai der baad bathroom se nikla to Ajay bistar par leta huwa tha. Mein bhi bistar par aa kar baith gaya. Hum dono bhai idhar udhar ki baaton men kho gaye.
Kareeb 45 minutes yun hi beet jane ke baad 10.30 ke kareeb maa hamaare kamre men aai. Maa ki aaj ki sajdhaj dekhne laayak thi. Wahi shaadi ka joda, sar par chunar, maathe par bindiya, gale men sone ka haar, haathon men kangan aur saath hi dulhanwali nazakat aur sharm. Ajay ek tak maako dekhe ja raha tha. Maa dhire dhire chalti hui aa kar hamaare saath bistar par baith gai.
“Lo panditji maharaj dulhan bhi taiyaar ho kar shadi ka joda pahan kar aa gai. Chaliye chat mangani pat vyah wala kaam shuru kijiye.” Maane Ajay ki taraf dekhte huye hanste huye kaha.
“Maa tu to sachmuch men meri bhabhi banne ke liye dulhan ban kar taiyaar ho kar aa gai. Haan, bhaiya jaisa dulha bade naseeb waliyon ko milta hai. Kahin ladke waalon ka iraada na badal jaay to tujhe to jaldi dikhani hi thi. Kyon bhaiya, aapse jyada to aapki dulhan ko jaldi hai, taiyaar hain na?” Ajay ne meri or dekhte huye kaha.
Mein “Aisi mast aur sundar dulhan ko dekh kar koi phoote naseeb wala hi na kar sakta hai. Meine to kal hi kah diya tha ki tumhari pasand meri pasand hai. Aage ab tum jano aur tumhaara kaam.” Meri baat sun Ajay ne kuchh der pandito jaisa mantra padhne ka naatak kiya aur ghoshna kar di ki hum dono pati patni ban gaye.
Ajay “Bhabhi aap kitni pyari lag rahi ho. Aap jaisi sundar patni pakar mere bhaiya ki to taqdeer khul gai hai. Bhabhi aap sajdhaj ke bhaiya ke saath suhagraat manaane to aa gai hai par mein yahaan se hilne wala nahin. Bhabhi mein to raat bhar yahin baitha baitha aapko dekhta rahoonga.” Ajay maako baar baar bhabhi kah sambodhit kar raha tha aur chhed raha tha.
Maa “Tu yahaan se kyon hilega, tu to pahle hi meri saut banke baitha huwa hai. Mein teri sari lila gaanv se hi jaanti hoon. Wahaan hardam laundebaazon ki sangat men rahta tha. Yahaan bhi jab aise gabroo jawan bhaiya ke saath sota hai to suhagraat to tune bahut pahle se hi mana li hogi. Chip gaya hoga apne bhaiya se. Aajkal bhaiya ka to tu khaasam khaash bana huwa hai. Bhaiya ki har baat men haan men haan milaate rahta hai. Saath men tera sainya bhaiya bhi tujhe jyada hi hava de raha hai. Mein sab samajh rahi hoon. Gaanv men to tere mukh se boli tak nahin nikalti thi. Yahaan to tu aise khil gaya hai jaise ladki shaadi ke kuchh dinon baad khil jati hai. Tum mujhe kitna hi bhabhi bhabhi bolo aur devar banne ki koshish karo par tu meri saut hai meri saut. Samajh rahe ho na saut ka matlab?” Maane saut shabd par baar baar jor dekar kaha. Ajay jo itni der se sher bana huwa tha aur maa par habi tha, maa ki baat sun uski sitti-pitti gum ho gai aur wah boori tarah se jhemp gaya. Usne sharm se gardan jhuka li.
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Maane jab Ajay ko saut kaha to wah boori tarah se sharma gaya. Waise Ajay mere se poora khula huwa tha. Munna bhi mere saath saath maaki bahati jawani men dubaki lagaane ke liye poora taiyaar tha aur apni or se maako pataane ki poori koshish bhi kar raha tha par jab use pata chala ki uska bhaiya se gaand marwane ka raaj maa par khul gaya hai to maake saamne ek baar to laaj aana laazmi tha. Ajay bistar par nazaren gadaaye chupchaap baitha huwa tha. Tab meine hi sthiti ko wapas saamanya banaane ki koshish ki.
Mein “Maa, Munna ko apni saut mat samjho balki meri jaan kaho. Jab Munna ko tune apni saut maan hi liya hai to iska matlab tu meri rani ban gai hai. Munna to pahle se hi mera mast chikana maal hai lekin tum kyon chinta karti ho. Tujhe to mein apne dil ki rani banaake rakhoonga. Mere sapnon ki rani to tu pahle hi thi aur ab Munna ko saut kah ke to tu meri vyaahta biwi ban gai ho. Tujhe to khush hona chahiye ki tujhe dewar ke roop men mera itna chaheta pyara bhai mila hai. Mere or Munna ke beech to pahle se hi koi parda nahin hai aur aage tere aur mere beech bhi koi parda nahin rahne wala hai to phir hum teenon aapas men koi parda kyon rakhen? Chal Munna khush hoja maane tujhe saut kah kar yah maan liya hai ki ab se wah meri biwi ban gai hai. Dekhna, aaj men tere saamne hi suhaagraat manaaunga aur tere saamne hi iski loonga.” Meri baat sun Ajay vijayi bhaav se maaki taraf dekh muskara utha.
Kareeb 45 minutes yun hi beet jane ke baad 10.30 ke kareeb maa hamaare kamre men aai. Maa ki aaj ki sajdhaj dekhne laayak thi. Wahi shaadi ka joda, sar par chunar, maathe par bindiya, gale men sone ka haar, haathon men kangan aur saath hi dulhanwali nazakat aur sharm. Ajay ek tak maako dekhe ja raha tha. Maa dhire dhire chalti hui aa kar hamaare saath bistar par baith gai.
“Lo panditji maharaj dulhan bhi taiyaar ho kar shadi ka joda pahan kar aa gai. Chaliye chat mangani pat vyah wala kaam shuru kijiye.” Maane Ajay ki taraf dekhte huye hanste huye kaha.
“Maa tu to sachmuch men meri bhabhi banne ke liye dulhan ban kar taiyaar ho kar aa gai. Haan, bhaiya jaisa dulha bade naseeb waliyon ko milta hai. Kahin ladke waalon ka iraada na badal jaay to tujhe to jaldi dikhani hi thi. Kyon bhaiya, aapse jyada to aapki dulhan ko jaldi hai, taiyaar hain na?” Ajay ne meri or dekhte huye kaha.
Mein “Aisi mast aur sundar dulhan ko dekh kar koi phoote naseeb wala hi na kar sakta hai. Meine to kal hi kah diya tha ki tumhari pasand meri pasand hai. Aage ab tum jano aur tumhaara kaam.” Meri baat sun Ajay ne kuchh der pandito jaisa mantra padhne ka naatak kiya aur ghoshna kar di ki hum dono pati patni ban gaye.
Ajay “Bhabhi aap kitni pyari lag rahi ho. Aap jaisi sundar patni pakar mere bhaiya ki to taqdeer khul gai hai. Bhabhi aap sajdhaj ke bhaiya ke saath suhagraat manaane to aa gai hai par mein yahaan se hilne wala nahin. Bhabhi mein to raat bhar yahin baitha baitha aapko dekhta rahoonga.” Ajay maako baar baar bhabhi kah sambodhit kar raha tha aur chhed raha tha.
Maa “Tu yahaan se kyon hilega, tu to pahle hi meri saut banke baitha huwa hai. Mein teri sari lila gaanv se hi jaanti hoon. Wahaan hardam laundebaazon ki sangat men rahta tha. Yahaan bhi jab aise gabroo jawan bhaiya ke saath sota hai to suhagraat to tune bahut pahle se hi mana li hogi. Chip gaya hoga apne bhaiya se. Aajkal bhaiya ka to tu khaasam khaash bana huwa hai. Bhaiya ki har baat men haan men haan milaate rahta hai. Saath men tera sainya bhaiya bhi tujhe jyada hi hava de raha hai. Mein sab samajh rahi hoon. Gaanv men to tere mukh se boli tak nahin nikalti thi. Yahaan to tu aise khil gaya hai jaise ladki shaadi ke kuchh dinon baad khil jati hai. Tum mujhe kitna hi bhabhi bhabhi bolo aur devar banne ki koshish karo par tu meri saut hai meri saut. Samajh rahe ho na saut ka matlab?” Maane saut shabd par baar baar jor dekar kaha. Ajay jo itni der se sher bana huwa tha aur maa par habi tha, maa ki baat sun uski sitti-pitti gum ho gai aur wah boori tarah se jhemp gaya. Usne sharm se gardan jhuka li.
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Maane jab Ajay ko saut kaha to wah boori tarah se sharma gaya. Waise Ajay mere se poora khula huwa tha. Munna bhi mere saath saath maaki bahati jawani men dubaki lagaane ke liye poora taiyaar tha aur apni or se maako pataane ki poori koshish bhi kar raha tha par jab use pata chala ki uska bhaiya se gaand marwane ka raaj maa par khul gaya hai to maake saamne ek baar to laaj aana laazmi tha. Ajay bistar par nazaren gadaaye chupchaap baitha huwa tha. Tab meine hi sthiti ko wapas saamanya banaane ki koshish ki.
Mein “Maa, Munna ko apni saut mat samjho balki meri jaan kaho. Jab Munna ko tune apni saut maan hi liya hai to iska matlab tu meri rani ban gai hai. Munna to pahle se hi mera mast chikana maal hai lekin tum kyon chinta karti ho. Tujhe to mein apne dil ki rani banaake rakhoonga. Mere sapnon ki rani to tu pahle hi thi aur ab Munna ko saut kah ke to tu meri vyaahta biwi ban gai ho. Tujhe to khush hona chahiye ki tujhe dewar ke roop men mera itna chaheta pyara bhai mila hai. Mere or Munna ke beech to pahle se hi koi parda nahin hai aur aage tere aur mere beech bhi koi parda nahin rahne wala hai to phir hum teenon aapas men koi parda kyon rakhen? Chal Munna khush hoja maane tujhe saut kah kar yah maan liya hai ki ab se wah meri biwi ban gai hai. Dekhna, aaj men tere saamne hi suhaagraat manaaunga aur tere saamne hi iski loonga.” Meri baat sun Ajay vijayi bhaav se maaki taraf dekh muskara utha.
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A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
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Ajay “Maa tune bhaiya ki baat suni? Dekh, bhaiya mujhe kitna pyaar karte hain. Par bhaiya din raat tere hi naam ki mala japte hain, tujh par to bhaiya marte hain. Tujhe to apne dil ki rani bana ke rakhenge. Teri aaj tak ki saari pyas bujha denge. Tujhe pata nahin ki bhaiya mujhe kitna maja dete hain. Tu ek baar bhaiya se maja lelegi to tu khud unki diwaani ho jayegi. Maa, bhaiya ka bahut tagada hai, dekhegi to poori mast ho jaayegi. Suna tune, bhaiya ne kya kaha? Unhone kaha ki ve mere saamne teri lenge. Samajh rahi ho na ki bhaiya teri kya lenge?
Maa “Achha to ab tu mujhe samjhaayega ki pati suhaagraat men apni patni ki kya leta hai. Tere ko uske baare men kya pata? Teri umar men aate aate aajkal ke chhokre to us men dasiyon baar dubki laga chuke hote hain. Par tu to mardon ke sakarkandon ka shaukeen hai, unhen apne pichhawade men otata hai. Mera bada beta yahi bol bol ke to mere saamne hi tujhe chhed raha tha to mein kya in baaton ka matlab nahin samajhti? Ab jab tu bhi khul gaya hai to tujhe samjhaati hoon ki pati suhaagraat men patni ki kya leta hai. Hum auraton ki dono taangon ke beech ek paavroti ke loaf sa phoola huwa ang hota hai jiske beechon beech khoob gahara suraakh hota hai. Hum logon ka yah ang kale kale reshmi baalon se bharti rahta hai. Bheetar dekhne se yah bilkul surkh lal rang ka dikhaai padta hai. Hum logon ke is ang se kudarati taur par gadha laslasa ras nikalta rahta hai jisse yah bheetar tak poora chikana rahta hai, tumhariwali ki tarah ismen vaseline nahin chupadni padti. Har jawan mard iski firaaq men rahta hai, isko paane ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hai, Isko paane ke liye jawan auraton ke hajaaron nakhre sahta hai. Suhaagraat men pati patni ka yahi mast ang leta hai. Tere bhaiya bhi agar mere saath aaj suhaaagraat manaayenge to meri isi khaash cheej ko lenge aur tere bhaiya ko poori mast hokar aaj iska maja chakhaaungi.”
Ajay “Maa meine to tumhen bhaiya ki dulhan yah soch kar banaaya tha ki tum ek bahut sharmohaya wali aur aachaar vichaar wali aurat ho par tum to pakki maradmaar aur besharam aurat nikli. Kam se kam is suhaagraat ki bela men to thodi laaj sharam rakhti, dulhan ki tarah sharmaati, nakhre dikhati, kahti ki mujhe kya pata tere bhaiya kya lenge par lagta hai ki tu to apni cheej dene ke liye mari ja rahi hai.” Yah kah Ajay meri taraf dekhte huye bola, “Bhaiya ab aapki jodi ki sahi lugaai mili hai. Aap khud jitni ashleel khuli khuli baaten karte huye masti lete hain aapki lugaai usse bhi jyada khuli khuli gandi baaten karne ki shaukeen hai. Aap maa par aise hi lattoo nahin huye. Maa bilkul aapki tabiyat ki aurat hai, aapko maake saath bahut maja aayega.”
Mein “Mein maako achhi tarah se jaanta hoon. Apni maa bahut rangeen tabiyat ki poori aashiq mijaaj ki aurat hai. Meri hi tarah ek baar khul jaati hai to jhute nakhre bilkul nahin karti, man men kuchh or aur jubaan se kuchh or nahin bolti, jo baat sach hai use bina laag lapet ke khulke kahne ki himmat rakhti hai. Phir is kaam ka maja to khoob khul ke baat karte huye bol bol kar karne men hi hai aur yah baat bhala maase jyada kaun jaanta hai. Tabhi to maa par meri tabiyat aai hai. Jab ghar men hi aisi mast lugaai maujood hai to mein duniya bhar men aisi doosari aurat kahaan dhoondhta phirta. Maa jaisi mast kheli khai aurat apne banke sainya ko jab bilkul khul ke bol bol ke masti karaati hai to us maje ka kya kahna?”
Ajay “Maa dekha, bhaiya tumhen kitna samaajhte hain aur pyar karte hain. bhaiyane bahut ummid se tujhse dil lagaaya hai, unhe niraash mat karna. Meine usmen dubaki nahin lagaai to kya par mujhe pata hai ki bhaiya teri donon taangon ke beechwali cheej hi mere saamne lenge aur tum jitni khul ke baat kar rahi ho utni hi mast ho kar apni cheej dena. Bhaiya ke leneka matlab theek se samajh rahi hona, phir nakhre mat karne lag jaana ki tujhe lene ka matlab nahin samajh men aaya.”
Maa “Meine bataaya na ki hum auraton ki donon taangon ke beech gahara chhed hota hai waise hi tum mardon ki donon taangon ke beech ek lamba sa mota dande jaisa ang latakta rahta hai, ab yah mujhe nahin pata ki tumhaari taangon ke beech bhi aisi koi cheej latak rahi hai ya nahin kyonki tere lakkhan to aise nahin hai. Jab marad aurat ki leta hai to apna danda aurat ke us lal chhed ke andar daalta hai jaise ki bhaiya ne jab tumhari maari thi to apna wahi daanda tere pichhawaade ke andar daala tha. Meine bataaya na ki hamaari wali cheej to natural roop se hi chikani rahti hai aur poori gahari hoti hai to kisi bhi marad ka chaahe jitna lamba ho aur mota ho wah der saber usmen poora chala hi jaata hai. Phir marad jaise locomotive ke engine men piston aage pichhe hota hai waise hi apna danda hamaare chhed men aage pichhe karte hain. Aisa karne men maradon ko bahut maja aata hai aur ve poore josh men bhar jaate hain. Rail ki speed ki tarah unka josh badhne lagta hai aur saath saath unke piston ki bhi hamaare chhed men speed badh jati hai. Phir jaise station aane se train phussss karke ruk jati hai waise hi unki manjil aane se unka josh bhi thanda pad jaata hai aur unka phoola huwa kada danda murjha kar mare huye choohe jaisa latak jaata hai. ab tumhari samajh men baat aai ki marad isi tarah hum auraton ki lete hain. Kya bhaiya ne tera pichhawada bhi isi tarah liya tha?”
Maa “Achha to ab tu mujhe samjhaayega ki pati suhaagraat men apni patni ki kya leta hai. Tere ko uske baare men kya pata? Teri umar men aate aate aajkal ke chhokre to us men dasiyon baar dubki laga chuke hote hain. Par tu to mardon ke sakarkandon ka shaukeen hai, unhen apne pichhawade men otata hai. Mera bada beta yahi bol bol ke to mere saamne hi tujhe chhed raha tha to mein kya in baaton ka matlab nahin samajhti? Ab jab tu bhi khul gaya hai to tujhe samjhaati hoon ki pati suhaagraat men patni ki kya leta hai. Hum auraton ki dono taangon ke beech ek paavroti ke loaf sa phoola huwa ang hota hai jiske beechon beech khoob gahara suraakh hota hai. Hum logon ka yah ang kale kale reshmi baalon se bharti rahta hai. Bheetar dekhne se yah bilkul surkh lal rang ka dikhaai padta hai. Hum logon ke is ang se kudarati taur par gadha laslasa ras nikalta rahta hai jisse yah bheetar tak poora chikana rahta hai, tumhariwali ki tarah ismen vaseline nahin chupadni padti. Har jawan mard iski firaaq men rahta hai, isko paane ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hai, Isko paane ke liye jawan auraton ke hajaaron nakhre sahta hai. Suhaagraat men pati patni ka yahi mast ang leta hai. Tere bhaiya bhi agar mere saath aaj suhaaagraat manaayenge to meri isi khaash cheej ko lenge aur tere bhaiya ko poori mast hokar aaj iska maja chakhaaungi.”
Ajay “Maa meine to tumhen bhaiya ki dulhan yah soch kar banaaya tha ki tum ek bahut sharmohaya wali aur aachaar vichaar wali aurat ho par tum to pakki maradmaar aur besharam aurat nikli. Kam se kam is suhaagraat ki bela men to thodi laaj sharam rakhti, dulhan ki tarah sharmaati, nakhre dikhati, kahti ki mujhe kya pata tere bhaiya kya lenge par lagta hai ki tu to apni cheej dene ke liye mari ja rahi hai.” Yah kah Ajay meri taraf dekhte huye bola, “Bhaiya ab aapki jodi ki sahi lugaai mili hai. Aap khud jitni ashleel khuli khuli baaten karte huye masti lete hain aapki lugaai usse bhi jyada khuli khuli gandi baaten karne ki shaukeen hai. Aap maa par aise hi lattoo nahin huye. Maa bilkul aapki tabiyat ki aurat hai, aapko maake saath bahut maja aayega.”
Mein “Mein maako achhi tarah se jaanta hoon. Apni maa bahut rangeen tabiyat ki poori aashiq mijaaj ki aurat hai. Meri hi tarah ek baar khul jaati hai to jhute nakhre bilkul nahin karti, man men kuchh or aur jubaan se kuchh or nahin bolti, jo baat sach hai use bina laag lapet ke khulke kahne ki himmat rakhti hai. Phir is kaam ka maja to khoob khul ke baat karte huye bol bol kar karne men hi hai aur yah baat bhala maase jyada kaun jaanta hai. Tabhi to maa par meri tabiyat aai hai. Jab ghar men hi aisi mast lugaai maujood hai to mein duniya bhar men aisi doosari aurat kahaan dhoondhta phirta. Maa jaisi mast kheli khai aurat apne banke sainya ko jab bilkul khul ke bol bol ke masti karaati hai to us maje ka kya kahna?”
Ajay “Maa dekha, bhaiya tumhen kitna samaajhte hain aur pyar karte hain. bhaiyane bahut ummid se tujhse dil lagaaya hai, unhe niraash mat karna. Meine usmen dubaki nahin lagaai to kya par mujhe pata hai ki bhaiya teri donon taangon ke beechwali cheej hi mere saamne lenge aur tum jitni khul ke baat kar rahi ho utni hi mast ho kar apni cheej dena. Bhaiya ke leneka matlab theek se samajh rahi hona, phir nakhre mat karne lag jaana ki tujhe lene ka matlab nahin samajh men aaya.”
Maa “Meine bataaya na ki hum auraton ki donon taangon ke beech gahara chhed hota hai waise hi tum mardon ki donon taangon ke beech ek lamba sa mota dande jaisa ang latakta rahta hai, ab yah mujhe nahin pata ki tumhaari taangon ke beech bhi aisi koi cheej latak rahi hai ya nahin kyonki tere lakkhan to aise nahin hai. Jab marad aurat ki leta hai to apna danda aurat ke us lal chhed ke andar daalta hai jaise ki bhaiya ne jab tumhari maari thi to apna wahi daanda tere pichhawaade ke andar daala tha. Meine bataaya na ki hamaari wali cheej to natural roop se hi chikani rahti hai aur poori gahari hoti hai to kisi bhi marad ka chaahe jitna lamba ho aur mota ho wah der saber usmen poora chala hi jaata hai. Phir marad jaise locomotive ke engine men piston aage pichhe hota hai waise hi apna danda hamaare chhed men aage pichhe karte hain. Aisa karne men maradon ko bahut maja aata hai aur ve poore josh men bhar jaate hain. Rail ki speed ki tarah unka josh badhne lagta hai aur saath saath unke piston ki bhi hamaare chhed men speed badh jati hai. Phir jaise station aane se train phussss karke ruk jati hai waise hi unki manjil aane se unka josh bhi thanda pad jaata hai aur unka phoola huwa kada danda murjha kar mare huye choohe jaisa latak jaata hai. ab tumhari samajh men baat aai ki marad isi tarah hum auraton ki lete hain. Kya bhaiya ne tera pichhawada bhi isi tarah liya tha?”
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A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.