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Jodi Kya Upar Se Banti Hai? (Romance)

Posted: 11 Oct 2015 08:36
by sexy
DOSTO YE MERI PEHLI KAHANI HAI,,AUR MENE BADE HI DIL KE SAATH APKE SAMNE PRASTUT KAR RAHA HO. YE Romance CUM SEX KAHANI HAI ISLIYE IS KAHANI ME SEX THODA KAM HAI

BETA “RAVI” MUJHE MAAF KARNA ME TUJHE AKELE ISH DUNIYE ME CHHOD KE JAA RAHI HO…..”
NAHI- MAA Tum Aisa Mat Kaho Me Tumhara illaaj.. Ek Atche Doctor se karungaa aur dekhna tum bahut jald dhik ho jaogi……”
Beta “ravi” kya tu apni ish maa ka ek kahna manega bol…..”
me tumhari sabhi baat manuga maa bas ye rona band karo. tumhe pata hai ki mai tumahre inn ankho me aansu nhi dekh sakta maa…..”
Yele mere paas tujhe dene ke aur kuch to nahi bas ye kuch jewar(jewellry) he jo ki mene tere pita ke marne se pehle hi chupa ke rakhe thai..ki tu jab bada hoga tu me apni bahu ko apne haath se dongi,,lakin shayad bhagwaan ke ye manjoor nahi hai.
Ab mera waqt aa gaya hai. beta “Ravi” tu vaada kar apna khayal rakhega.-“vaada kar……
ankho me aansu liye ravi bolta hai me vaada karta ho.. lakin tumhre bina me kaise rahe paungaa maa…”

“MAA-MAA-MAA kuck bolo naa ,,maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa……
lakin ab waqt nikal chuka tha “ravi” ko apni maa ko bachane kaa aur maa usko akele chhod ke jaa chuki thi…..”

“Aaj ki ish duniya koi kisi kaa sath nahi deta hai,,sabhi ish bhid-baad wali duniya me sabhi ke sabhi aage nikla chahte hai..aaj teen mahine ho gye ravi ki maa ko mare. lakin bichare ko koi bhi puchne wala nhi thaa..ek pita tha jisne apni jindigi pine me nikal di. aur ek maa thi..
Bichre ke ander to jaise jaan hi nikal gayi ho,,aakhir umar bhi to 12 saal ki thi.yadi maa ko vada naa diya hota to.ye kabka apni jaan de chuka hota ..lakin maa to maa hoti hai,,,jate -jate bhi bete ko jindgi de gayi…………………”

” Ek saal baad aaj 16 feb kaa din hai.main man hi man soch raha tha. yadi maa hoti to kaise muje janmdin par apne hath se khir bana ke khilati ..aur ye sab soch kar fir se ankho me aansu ka selaab umad padta hai aur lagta hai jaise saari duniya hi ish selaab me duob chuki hai,,,”ravi” soch raha thaa ki maa ko mare ek saal ho gaya hai..aise thode naa me apni jindigi barbaad kar sakta ho..muje apne liye aur apni maa ko diye hue vachan ka bhi khyaal rakhnaa hai,,
aur isi aatvisvaas ke sath man me ravi ander hi ander ek kasam khata hai..ki aage ki jindigi atche jivan ke sath jiyega,,lakin kahte he kismat ke aage humara bas nhi hai,,,…..”

LALA RAM(makan malik umar-51 saal ) :-” Are koi hai kyaa……….””

Ravi :-” kamre ka darwajaa kholta hai… seth ji namaskar aur unka aasirwaad leta hai. ………….”

LALA RAM :-” beta yaha se nikal raha tha to socha ki tumse mulakat karke nikal jata ho.kaafi samye ho gaya thaa tumse mile aur batao koi dikat to nhi hai naa ish kamre me rahne me………….”

Ravi :-“aap ka upkar hai mere uper yadi aap nhi hote to ish beshare ko kon rehne deta……….”

LALA RAM :-” ye sunakr seth ki aanke nam ho jati hai. Khabar daar yadi apne aap ko beshara kaha to..kya tuje ye lagta hai me tuje apna nhi samjta..beta aise bol ke tune mera dil tod diya………..Haaaa—–….”

Ravi :-“ye sab sunakr ravi ki ankho me aanso aa jate hai,,aur vo sidhe seth ji ke gale lag jata hai.

LALA RAM :-“beta chup ho jaa..me hun naa tere sath. me tujhse ek jarori baat karne aaya thaa…………”

Ravi :-” chup hokar ji kahiye………”.

LALA RAM :-“Dekh muje pata hai. teri maa ne marne se pahle tuje kuch jewar de gayi thi. ravi beta jamanaa kitna kharaab hai. tujhe nhi pata hai . yadi to chahe kisi apne ko inn jewaro ko dekar inki shurkhsha karwaa saktaa hai…….Qu….”

Ravi :-” to jaise jewaro ki baat to bhul hi gyaa thaa aur fir kuch boltaa hai.aap bilkul sahi khe rahe hai. lakin mera to is duniya koi nhi hai……..”

LALA RAM :-” fir se tune apne aap ko akela kaha kya me mar gayaa ho bata.”

Ravi :-” apni baat par sharminda hote hue maafi mangta hai..to kyaa aap inn jawero ko meri amanat ke taur par rakh sakte hai…………”

LALA RAM :-” mere ravi bete ka kitna bada dil hai,,yadi to yahi chahta hai to me tere kahna bhala Qu nhi manuga..laa aaj se teri chije meri hui..mmm mera matalb amanat ke taur par naa……………..”

Re: Jodi Kya Upar Se Banti Hai? (Romance)

Posted: 11 Oct 2015 08:37
by sexy
Ravi :-“apne haa kahke meri chinta hi dur kardi,,aapka bahut-2 dhanyad….”

LALA RAM :-“to beta mai chalta ho kisi kaam se jana hai fir milunga tujhse yadi kismat ne chaha to…………..”

Ravi :-” ji namaskar aur unka aasirwaad leta hai…………”

Ab “ravi” ko ye nahi pata tha ki jis aadmi ka aasirwaad wo intne dil aur samaan ke sath le raha he..us Lala ram ne uske sath kya aur kintna bada dhokha kiya hai…
yehi to aaj ki duniya hai,,jaha aapko atche-bure sabhi roop dekhyi dete hai….

DIN DYAAL GUPTA (LALA RAM KA DOST):-” Abe to bada kamina he sale Tune us chore ke jewar intni aasni se maar liye,,aur usko tujh par sahk bhi nhi hwaa…haa–haaahaaaaaaa……….”

LALA RAM :-” Abe me seth aise hi nahi bana ho..badi dimaak ki mehnat lagti hai..Aur ab to me apne pariwaar ke sath ye ghar+Agra city ko chod ke jaa rahaa ho…………”

DIN DYAAL GUPTA :-” Haa ab tera kya kaam he..to chala jayega to us ladke kya hoga to tere ghar me kiraydaar bana betha hai……”

LALA RAM :-” Salle yadi tere intnaa hi baap ban fat rahaa hai,,to Qu salle ko apne yaha rakh leta………………””

DIN DYAAL GUPTA :-” Bhai muje teri chinta thi.. so khe diya..ab yadi tuje bura lagta hai to..tu jane tera kaam……………..””

LALA RAM :-” To salle meri chinta mat kar maine,,us londe “ravi” ka illaaj dund liya hai..aur abhi wo salla tignaa saa mera kyaa ukhaade gaa….haa–haaaaa-haaaaaaaaaa…………………””

Ravi :-“‘ Atchaank raat me andhi aa jane se sabhi gahro ki batti chali jati hai..aur tej bijli ke takrane ki awaaj se ravi ki ankh khul jati hai..aur jab samne andhera dekhta hai to use ander hi ander bada dar lagta hai.. maa–maaaaaaaaa…”

lakin uski awaaj koi nhi sunta hai..kaise bhi kosis kar wo ek mombati jala hi leta hai..aur ish halke ujaale ke sath uskaa man me betha dar bhi dhoda kam ho jata hai..aur kamre ki khidki ko jab khota hai to ek tak taki lagye aasmaan ki taraf dekhta rehtaa hai…aasmaan se aa rahi halki-2 bunde jab uske chahre par padti hai..to uska man bhi baarish ki tarah dhandha ho jata hai…

Ek nayi subah ke sath utah kar “ravi” jaagtaa hai..aaj use kisi bhi kaam ki talash me nikala tha ..(9 a.m) tak tayar ho kar ghar se nikal jata hai..raaste me jab use mithai ki dukaan par jalebi dikhayi deti hai to uskaa man khane ke liye machal jata hai..lakin bichare ke paas intne rupee bhi nhi thai ki wo apni itchaa ko puri kar sake….
chalte -2 use ek board dikhaai deta hai. likha tha (majdooro ki avshyaktaa) 100 rs /din..jab board me likha padta hai..to use behad khushi hoti hai. aur factory ke ander jaise hi ander jata hai.. ..

CHOKI DAAR :-” Are o ladke yaha kaha ghusaa aa rhaa hai..kisse milnaa hai……””

Ravi :-” badi masumiyat ke sath nahi uncle ji muje milna nhi balki me to kaam ki talash me aaya ho yaha par..pls aap muje yaha kaam dilwaa dijye…….””

CHOKI DAAR :-” ek baar to uski baat ko sunke soch me pad jata hai..or fir Thaake maar ke hasne lagta hai..haa–haaaa-haaaa–kaaam aur tooooooo——- abe pahle ish chadi se bahaar to nikal..kaam chaaiye..chal fut yaha se salle maar -2 ke tere piche wallo ko sujhaa dongaa….bhagh yaha se………….””

Ravi :-” bicharaa ankho mai aanso liye waha se chala jata..aur kaafi kosis karne par use kahi bhi kaam nhi milta to bhukhe pet ghar chalne ki sochtaa hai..aur jab ghar phunch kar dekta hai..to uski ankhe fati ki fati rahe jati hai………””

“Aur ek baar fir kismat ne “ravi’ par apna jaal bitcha hi liya..kya jamaana itna bhi jallim ho sakta hai kya..kya kisi maine insaaniyat nahi bachi..dekhakar to bilkul bhi yahi lagta..hmmmm—-…..””

khate he (Atche logo ke sath humseha atcha hota hai..) ..kya ye baat dhik hogi…Humare “ravi” ke liye…chaliye dekhte hai…

Ravi :-” Aur jab ghar phunch kar dekta hai..to uski ankhe fati ki fati rahe jati hai…….ghar ke to saamne jaise mela laga hua thaa.. itni bhid ko dekhar to jaise uski ankhe hi bahar aa jati hai…apni umar 13 sall ke hisaab se wo lambai un logo jaisi nahi ki aage kaa manjar dekh sake… lakin kese bhi koisis kar akhirkar wo batch-batcha kar bhid ko paar kar hi leta hain aur jaise hi saamne ka najaraa dekhtaa hai to jaise behose ho jata hai……….””

jab log “ravi” ko behush pada dekhte hai to use uthaa kar ek ped ke niche chaya me lita dete hai aur uske muh par paani ki bonde chidkate hai…aur jab “ravi” ko thoda hosh aane par….wo ek bigli ki teji ke sath uth khada hota hai ..”ravi” jab saamne apne kamre ka najaraa dekhta hai to uske ankho se aanso nikal padte hai..

Re: Jodi Kya Upar Se Banti Hai? (Romance)

Posted: 11 Oct 2015 08:37
by sexy
kuch 5-6 aadmi jo ki kafi (hatte-katte) thai. apne hatho me ek bhari hathodo se makhan ki diwaalo me maar rhe the. jisme ravi ne kuch biti saal apni maa ke sath gujhre thai..aur usi samay ek tej awaaj ke sath tabhi boldoger waha aa jata hai…

Aur uske piche ek lambi si car waha aake khadi ho jati hai….usme se ek hatta-katta aadmi niklta hai…log to jaise uske high status ko dekhkar sunn ho jate hai…aur ek dusre ki ankho me dekhkar jaise puch rahe ho koun he- ye koun ye bhai…….tabhi kone me khada DIN DYAAL GUPTA are aap ne kyu takleef uthaai yaha aane ki ye chote mote kaam to hum jaise sevak kar sakte hai sinha sahab…

Sinha :-” tej awaaj ke sath khetaa hai ,,chala do boldoger……””
haa–haaa—haaaaaaa———

Ravi: -“” App hote koun hai..ish ghar par boldoger chalwaane walle…..””

Sinha:- “jaise hi piche mudkar dekta hai…kahta hai salle matchar to mujhse puch raha hai..me hota kaun ho…mai ho M.K sinha (yaha ki oil company ka malik)…”

Ravi:-“aankho me aanso liye dekhiye aap jo bhi hai..pls mere ghar ko naa toudo…..”

Sinha :-” Abe ye mera-2 kya hai matchar ye naatak band kar rone ka..aur sun ish jagah ko mene khairada hai pure 10 lakh me ..aur to khata me toudo nahi,,,yadi apni jaan ki salaamati chahtaa hai to bhag jaa yaha se…

Ravi :-” siskiyaa maar-2 ke rone lagta hai sath hi sinha ke pairo me pad jata hai..me aapke pair padata ho uncle ji pls ish ghar ko mat toudo yadi ye ghar tut gyaa to me kaha jaungaa …Bichare” ravi” ki ye dasha dekhar waha khade logo ki ankhe bhi nam ho jati hai..lakin kisi ki himaat nahi sinha ke saamne kuck bol sake…”

Tabhi ek bhaut tej awaaj ke sath pura ghar jamin pe aa jataa .. ab to waha sirf jo thaa wo (etoo-pathro) kaa dher thaa …makaan ki haalat de dekhkar “ravi” to jaise komaa me paunch gyaa ho..kuch samay baad sabhi log aur sinha wahaa se nikal jate hai,,rehtaa hai to sirf “ravi” aur uski tanhaai…ravi ko u ek jagha kada dekh DIN DYAAL GUPTA uske kandhe par haath rakh bolta hai..dukhi naa ho beta me samaj rhaa ho tere uper kyaa bit rahi hai..lakin ab tera kya hoga…tere Maa+baap to pahele hi chod chuke hai aur ab ye…hmmmmm….. tera to koi bhi nhi ish duniya me jo tere sar par haath rakh sake…..aur ander hi ander ek halki si muskan ke sath DIN DYAAL GUPTA waha se nikal jata hai…,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

EK INSAAN AKELA TAB JAYDA HOTA HAI..JAB USKE AAGE PICHE KOI SATH DENE WALA NAHI HOTA..MERE DIL SE “RAVI” LE LIYE YE DUA NIKLTI HAI….

AE DOST-

Patthar ki duniya jazbaat nahi samjhati,
dil mein kya hai wo baat nahi samajhati,
tanha to chaand bhi sitaaron ke bhich mein hai,
par chaand ka dard wo raat nahi samjhati…

“Aaj purnima ki raat hai..chaand ki roshni me to jaise sara jahaa jag-maga raha ho..lakin ek jagah aisi bhi hai,,jaha roshni ke hote hue bhi..Dil ke kone me sirf andhkaar hi andhkaar hai…aur wo hai,,,,,humare “ravi” ka Dil…To chaliye aage dekhte hai……………””

Ravi :-“ki ankho se nind to jaise koso dur baagh chuki ho..raat ke (2.a.m) bajne ko aaye lakin”ravi” ki ankho se aanso nahi band hue thai,,siskiyaa lete hue..wo to sirf ek tak-taki lagye chaand ko dekhe jaa rahaa thaa..shayaad apni maa ko intne saare sitaro me dund rahaa ho…uske man me to sirf ek sawaal tha ki maa kyaa isliye chod ke chali gayi yaha mujhe ki mai gut-2 ke jiyu yaha…ab tu hi bata me kese jiyu yaha..lakin to chinta naa karna maa.. mai apna khyaal rakh longaa,,,aakhir vachan jo diyaa hai tuje.,,aur dekhne mai tujhe ek nek-dil beta bankar dikhauga maa…………””

Subah hote hi “ravi” kahi jaane ki sochta hai..wo kahi aur nahi LALA RAM ke yaha par…raat ko man hi man me hajaaro sawaal uth rahe the”ravi” ke dil me ki kyu kiya seth ji ne aisa aur inhisab prasno ke hul pata karne..jaise hi wo LALA RAM ke ghar paunchtaa hai..to waha gate par taala laga dekhtaa hai..aur wo bagal ki parchun ki dukaan pe jaakar puchtaa hai…

Ravi :-” uncle ji ye seth ji ke ghar tala laga hai..kya kahi gaye hai kyaa….””

Parchun wala :-” tumhe kyaa kaam hai seth ji se lalaa…..””

Ravi :-” ji muje kuch jarori baat karni hai unhi se……”

Parchun wala :-” dekho lalaa seth ji to apna sara ghar-baar bech-baach kar kisi dusre saher bus gye hai..Aur unka ghar humne hi kharid liya hai… …””