champa: mere saheb ji he bade upkar he inke hum par inko baccha le.(rote hue)
compounder: kya hua ise ,itna khoon kese.(ye bol kar vo deepak ke pass gaya ,shirt par khoon tha thoda sa kapda hataya uski hawa fir nikli) le kar ja ise yaha se ,isko goli lagi he ,chali ja yaha se.
champa: inko baccha le ,ye bahut shariff aadmi he ,ye bus waha khander me ghum rahe the kise ne inhe goli maar di ,baccha le me tere pauu padti hu (rote hue).
compounder: isko hospital le kar ja me kuch nahi ker sakta ,aur waise bhi ye police case he ,me kuch nahi karunga ,police mujhe pakad legi chal bhag yaha se.
champa : hospital nahi le kar ja sakti ,wakt bahut kam he agar raste me kuch ho gaya to…(rote hue)
compounder: kya hoga mar jayega ,marne de ,par me kyu isko bachane ke chakar me jail jao
champa: dekh tu hamesha se hamari madad karta aaya he aaj bhi kar de
compounder: vo sab bus teri maa ke liya kiya tha kyuki usne mujhe mere bure wakt me madad ki thi ,par me ye kaam nahi kar sakta
champa uski biwi ke kadmo me gir padi ,aur madad ki guhar karne lagi
uski biwi ,baccha lo use agar raste me le jate hue use kuch ho gaya to paap hum par chadega
compounder: paap punya tab soch liyo jab me jail jaunga samjhi andar ja
champa: kise ko kuch pata he nahi chalega bus tu goli nikaal de me yaha se inhe usi wakt le kar chali jaungi
compounder: mera ghar he koi hospital nahi ,goli nikalne ke liye doctori samaan chaiye hota he hath se nikaloo
uski biwi ne ye sunte he bola, samaan he vo aap pichli baar clinic se laye the par wapas lekar nahi gaye
champa: tu goli nikaal de hum abhi chale jayenge
compounder: ise ander le kar aa ,dekhta hu kya ker sakta hu ,aur agar ise kuch ho gaya to bhi tu kise ko kuch nahi bolegi
champa aur vo ladka deepak ko utha kar ander lekar aaye gade par letaya
compounder: zara piche hat (champa ko bola ,aur deepak ki nabaz check karne laga) iske sharir me jaan bahut kam he mujhe darr he goli nikalte wakt he kahi ye mar gaya to
champa: tu kaushish to kar , bhagwan iske sath he ,ise kuch nahi hoga
compounder: ja samaan le ke ander se (apni biwi ko bola) champa tu gas par pani chadda de .he bhagwan kaha fasa diya insaan to banaya insaaniyat kyu banai
uski biwi andar se ek dabba le kar aayi jis pe first aid ka sine bana hua tha
compounder ne ek kanchi se uski shirt kati,aur zakhm par halka sa hath lagaya ,deepak ki aahh nikal padi muu se .usne jaise he uske sir par hath lagaya sir jal raha tha
compounder: are ise to bhukhar bhi bahut tez he iska bacchna bahut mushkil he (champa ki taraf dekh kar bola)
compounder ko bahut darr bhi lag raha tha , uska khud ka blood pressure bad gaya tha jaldi se do glass pani piya aur deepak ke pass aya
champa ko garam pani lane ko bola ,
usne apna kaam shuru kiya ,jaise he goli bahaar nikalii deepak ki awaz nahi hui . usne pass aakar deepak ki chhatti par dawab banaya aur baar baar chatti dabane laga
compounder: ise apne muu se saans de iske sharir me koi harket he jaldi kar
champa apne muu se saans de rahi thi compounder uski chatti daba raha tha aur us ladke ne zakham ko cotton se daba rakha tha taki khoon na nikal sake
usne fir uski nabaz check ki thodi jaan agayi thi
compounder: tu saans deti reh me taankein laga deta hu ,shayad bach jaye
niddle ko garam pani duboya dhagga dala zhakam par bina injection diye he tankein lagane the use pata tha ke deepak shayad nahi bach payega
compounder: mujhe bahut darr lag raha he agar ye mar gaya to
champa: tu darr mat tune to goli bhi nikaal di ,ab mat darr bhagwan hamare sath he ,ise kuch nahi hoga
compounder ne tankein lagane shuru kiya deepak ko hosh nahi tha par muu se halki halki awaz nikal rahi thi . her tankein ke sath uske hath bhi kaanp rahe the dur baithe uski biwi bhi darr rahi thi
jaise he tankein laga kar compounder waha se hata,uski biwi bhagte hue uske pass ayi ,usko uthaya aur puchi kya hua aapko
Kaun Sach Kaun Jhootha ( sex with crime story)
Re: Kaun Sach Kaun Jhootha ( sex with crime story)
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A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
Re: Kaun Sach Kaun Jhootha ( sex with crime story)
compounder: kuch nahi bus jail ka darwaza nazar aa raha tha . mujhe laga ke me shayad jail ki salakhein pakad ke khada hu
kuch nahi hoga, aap ne to bhala kaam kiya he,agar ye thik ho gaya to humhe duaey dega
compounder: are tu chup kar , champa tu ise ab yaha se le kar ja ,aur kise ko ye mat bolna ke mene ye kaam kiya tha
champa ne sir haan me hilaya
champa: aa idhar inhe utha aur bahar le kar chal
vo ladka champa ki madad se deepak ko bahar le kar aaya raat ke 2:00 baj rahe the kutta bhi nazar nahi aa raha tha dono ne mil ke use theyli pe dala
champa: ek kaam aur kar de
compounder: ab kya chahiye
champa: dawai likh de , zhakm ka dard kese jayega ek aur upkaar kar de.
compounder ander gaya aur ek parchi par dawai likh ke laya
compounder: ye le ,sab dawai pine wali he ye abhi behosh he na dawai kese khayega,aur ek kaam kar iske sir par pani se patti kar diyo bukhar utar jayega
dono waha se champa ki khooli ke taraf ko chale ,champa ne apni khooli ko khola aur dono deepak ko aaram se ander le kar aaye,bister par letaya.
champa: idhar aa ye le paise aur ye parchi ,vo hospital ke pass jo dawai ki dukaan he na ja usse ye dawai le kar aa aur haan usse puch lena ke dawai kese deni he samjha
ladke ne sir haan me hilaya aur khooli se bahar hua
champa ne pani gas par chadaya ,aur deepak ke pass akar uski chathi par kaan lagaya aur sunne lagi ke saanse to chal rahi he ke nahi
garam pani me patti daal kar uske sir par daali aur bari bari patti badalne lagi , thodi der baad vo ladka bhi dawaiaya le kar aaya aur champa ko samjhane laga ke kaun se dawai kase deni he
champa: chal ab tu ja ,nahi to tere maa subha meri jaan kha jayegi ,aur sunn is sab ke bare me kise ko mat bolna thik he
ladke ne garden haan me hilate hue khooli se bahar nikla ,champa ne khooli band ki aur deepak ke pass akar baithi, dawai ki ek bottel kholi chamach me lekar deepak ke muu me daal di ,raat ki 3:00 baj rahi thi
thodi der patti karne ke baad champa bhi zameen par he soo gayi
subha 7:00 baje darwaze par dhoodh wale ne dastak di to champa ki aankh khuli , dhoodh lene ke baad champa ne fir deepak ki chathi par kaan lagaya dhadkan chal rahi thi uske mathe par hath laya abhi bhi bhukhar tha par pahle se kam.
champa khooli se bahar aayi apne saamne wali khooli me gayi ,saamne wali khooli me uski tarha he logo ke gharo me kaam karne wali ladki rehti thi jo champa ki achi saheli thi
champa ne use bola ke aaj uski tabiyat thik nahi he ,aaj uske gharo ka kaam vo kar le ye baat bol kar champa wapas aayi aur ghar ka kaam karne lagi.
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POLICE THANE ME RANE kursi par baitha kise ka intezaar kar raha tha thodi der baad vo aadmi aaya
pvt detectiv: jai hind sir
RANE: aao yaar tumara phone jab se aaya he ,tumahari rah dekh raha hu. kya laye ho mere liye
detectiv ne do kagaz aur kuch photos RANE ko diye
RANE: ka baat yar tum to bahut tej ho yaar ka khAate ho , ek file table se nikali are zara ei ke bare me bhi pata karo .
RANE: hum ko ei ka pura janam kundli chahiye ,jab se ei paida hue he .
pvt detectiv: sir kaam ho jayega .
RANE: babu ram are bhai yaha pvt baat ho rahi he tum log zara bahar jao.
sare hawaldar police station ke bahar aa kar khade ho gaye.
RANE ne apni jeb se 5000rs nikaale aur us detectiv ko diye .
detective: are nahi sir ,aap se kabhi nahi
RANE: are bhaiya tum ka sochat ho ei hum kis liye de rahe he ,hum ka tum ko rishwat de rahe he ,hum jaante he jis line me tum ho uha paisa kharch hota he ei tumahre kaam ka inaam he .
detectiv: nahi sir aap ke niche training li he ,aap se nahi le paunga ,sab kuch aapka he sikhaya hua he.
RANE: are bhai ei hum nahi de rahe samjhe ,ei tuhar kaam ka paisa he ,rakh lo
kuch nahi hoga, aap ne to bhala kaam kiya he,agar ye thik ho gaya to humhe duaey dega
compounder: are tu chup kar , champa tu ise ab yaha se le kar ja ,aur kise ko ye mat bolna ke mene ye kaam kiya tha
champa ne sir haan me hilaya
champa: aa idhar inhe utha aur bahar le kar chal
vo ladka champa ki madad se deepak ko bahar le kar aaya raat ke 2:00 baj rahe the kutta bhi nazar nahi aa raha tha dono ne mil ke use theyli pe dala
champa: ek kaam aur kar de
compounder: ab kya chahiye
champa: dawai likh de , zhakm ka dard kese jayega ek aur upkaar kar de.
compounder ander gaya aur ek parchi par dawai likh ke laya
compounder: ye le ,sab dawai pine wali he ye abhi behosh he na dawai kese khayega,aur ek kaam kar iske sir par pani se patti kar diyo bukhar utar jayega
dono waha se champa ki khooli ke taraf ko chale ,champa ne apni khooli ko khola aur dono deepak ko aaram se ander le kar aaye,bister par letaya.
champa: idhar aa ye le paise aur ye parchi ,vo hospital ke pass jo dawai ki dukaan he na ja usse ye dawai le kar aa aur haan usse puch lena ke dawai kese deni he samjha
ladke ne sir haan me hilaya aur khooli se bahar hua
champa ne pani gas par chadaya ,aur deepak ke pass akar uski chathi par kaan lagaya aur sunne lagi ke saanse to chal rahi he ke nahi
garam pani me patti daal kar uske sir par daali aur bari bari patti badalne lagi , thodi der baad vo ladka bhi dawaiaya le kar aaya aur champa ko samjhane laga ke kaun se dawai kase deni he
champa: chal ab tu ja ,nahi to tere maa subha meri jaan kha jayegi ,aur sunn is sab ke bare me kise ko mat bolna thik he
ladke ne garden haan me hilate hue khooli se bahar nikla ,champa ne khooli band ki aur deepak ke pass akar baithi, dawai ki ek bottel kholi chamach me lekar deepak ke muu me daal di ,raat ki 3:00 baj rahi thi
thodi der patti karne ke baad champa bhi zameen par he soo gayi
subha 7:00 baje darwaze par dhoodh wale ne dastak di to champa ki aankh khuli , dhoodh lene ke baad champa ne fir deepak ki chathi par kaan lagaya dhadkan chal rahi thi uske mathe par hath laya abhi bhi bhukhar tha par pahle se kam.
champa khooli se bahar aayi apne saamne wali khooli me gayi ,saamne wali khooli me uski tarha he logo ke gharo me kaam karne wali ladki rehti thi jo champa ki achi saheli thi
champa ne use bola ke aaj uski tabiyat thik nahi he ,aaj uske gharo ka kaam vo kar le ye baat bol kar champa wapas aayi aur ghar ka kaam karne lagi.
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POLICE THANE ME RANE kursi par baitha kise ka intezaar kar raha tha thodi der baad vo aadmi aaya
pvt detectiv: jai hind sir
RANE: aao yaar tumara phone jab se aaya he ,tumahari rah dekh raha hu. kya laye ho mere liye
detectiv ne do kagaz aur kuch photos RANE ko diye
RANE: ka baat yar tum to bahut tej ho yaar ka khAate ho , ek file table se nikali are zara ei ke bare me bhi pata karo .
RANE: hum ko ei ka pura janam kundli chahiye ,jab se ei paida hue he .
pvt detectiv: sir kaam ho jayega .
RANE: babu ram are bhai yaha pvt baat ho rahi he tum log zara bahar jao.
sare hawaldar police station ke bahar aa kar khade ho gaye.
RANE ne apni jeb se 5000rs nikaale aur us detectiv ko diye .
detective: are nahi sir ,aap se kabhi nahi
RANE: are bhaiya tum ka sochat ho ei hum kis liye de rahe he ,hum ka tum ko rishwat de rahe he ,hum jaante he jis line me tum ho uha paisa kharch hota he ei tumahre kaam ka inaam he .
detectiv: nahi sir aap ke niche training li he ,aap se nahi le paunga ,sab kuch aapka he sikhaya hua he.
RANE: are bhai ei hum nahi de rahe samjhe ,ei tuhar kaam ka paisa he ,rakh lo
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A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
Re: Kaun Sach Kaun Jhootha ( sex with crime story)
detectiv ne RANE ke hath se paise liye aur apni jeb me daal liye.
detectiv: sir aj tak aapko aise kise case ke liye bechain hote nahi dekha.
RANE : are bhaiya ei case ne to jaan aafat me daal rakhi he saala ek mahine me humare ilake me 4khoon ho gaye yar sala hamara demotion hone ka chances he .
detetive: sir aapko kya lagta he jo aap soch rahe he ,kya vo sahi he.
RANE: are yaar hum ka sochat ei to hum ko bhi nahi pata ,sala commisioner baar baar phone kar ke pareshan kar raha he.
detective: sir kya ye case ulta nahi he
RANE: are case ulta nahi he ,hum pahle ulta soche ab ulte ko sidha karne ka time he bhai
detective: ok sir me chalta hu aap ka kaam jaldi kar ke aap ko call kar dunga.
RANE: suno pura janam kundli chahiye ,samjhe ek bhi panna baki na reh paye nahi to hamar demotion aur transfer pakka samjhe ka.
detective: ok sir samjh gaya puri history dunga.
RANE: or jate -2 oo bahar chai wale ko chai bol dena sasura ka pata kal ko demotion ke baad chai bhi na mile.
detective police station se bahar hua,sare hawaldar ander agaye,
RANE: babu ram ka karat ho bhaiya .
hawaldar: kuch nahi sir.
RANE: are to kuch karo na ,jara dekho uo forensic report ka kya hua jo us ghar ma chori hua tha.
hawaldar thodi der baad hath me forensic report le kar police station me ghusa,RANE ke hath me report di
RANE ne report hath me li aur panne palat ne laga .
RANE: babu ram tum ek hi baar do galti kiye ho ka.
hawaldar: haan sir kiya hu.
RANE: ka kiye ho bhai.
hawaldar: sir mene do shadiya ki he.
RANE: hmmm. babu ram tum police me ka kar rahe ho.
hawaldar: desh ki sewa sir.
RANE: babu ram ei sewa nahi mewa he ,3sri bhi kar lo ,tuhar aur bhala ho jaye samjhe ka ,chalo ab nikalo gaddi thoda ghum ke ate he.
RANE gaddi me baith kar sidha deepak ke ghar ke bahar ruka ,darwaze ki bell bajai,indu ne darwaza khola.
RANE: jis room me chori hua he ,uska ek baar aur chaan bin karna he humhe .
ye sunte he indu darwaze se hati RANE sidiya chadte hue upar kamre me pahucha saamne almari ke pass gaya pure kamre me nazar ghumayi,idhar udhar ghumne laga niche bed ke pass use kuch gira nazar aaya,jo kuch bhi tha RANE ne jhat se us cheez ko uthaya aur apni jeb me daal liya.
RANEbahar khadi indu ko awaz di) indu ji zara ei almari ka darwaza to kholiye hum chor nahi he.
ye sunte he indu ne chabbi laga kar darwaza khola
RANE ne puri almari ko gaur se dekha koi nishan nahi tha , almari me kuch photo albums padi thi.
RANE: indu ji chai pila dijiye bahut din hue ache dhud ka chai piye.
indu niche kichten ke taraf hue RANE ne album uthai aur dekhne laga ,sab ghar ke logo ki pictures thi ,sab album dekhne ke baad RANE niche aaya ,uske chehre par kuch aisa bhav tha ke jaise use kuch samjh nahi aaya.
RANE: indu ji aap ke ghar ma koi naukrani nahi he ka itna bada ghar he
indu: he par aaj uski tabiyat thik nahi he,vo nahi aayi ,dusri aayi thi vo kaam karke ja chuki he
RANE: aap ka ei jo case he na vo bahut uljha hua he ,hamara to naukari pe ban aaya he
indu: aap kya kehna chahte he.
RANE: kuch nahi bus, ei jo chor tha bahut chalo tha.
indu: matlab aap usko pakad nahi payenge.
RANE: kuch keh nahi sakte ,aap chai bahut aacha banate he hum chalte he agar aapka jarurat hua to aap ko thane aana padega.
indu: haan aap mujhe bula lijiyega jab aap chahe.
RANE utha aur darwaze ki taraf ko hua gaddi me baitha aur thane ki taraf hua
champa apne ghar ka kaam kar rahi thi ,deepak ki halki si awaz hui ,champa bhagte hue uske pass gayi
champa: aap latey rahe uthe mat
deepak ne kuch bolne ki koshish ki par uske muu se bass thukk nikli vo bol nahi pa raha tha saans lete hue bhi use dard ho raha tha
champa samjh rahi thi ke depak ko bahut dard ho raha tha . waha se uthi aur rasoi ki taraf gayi ,ek plate me daliya le kar aayi ,deepak ko khilane lagi ,deeapk jab muu kholta yaa daliya khane ki koshish karta dard ki aahein nikal jati,khana khatam hone ke baad ,champa ne deepak ko dawai pilai
detectiv: sir aj tak aapko aise kise case ke liye bechain hote nahi dekha.
RANE : are bhaiya ei case ne to jaan aafat me daal rakhi he saala ek mahine me humare ilake me 4khoon ho gaye yar sala hamara demotion hone ka chances he .
detetive: sir aapko kya lagta he jo aap soch rahe he ,kya vo sahi he.
RANE: are yaar hum ka sochat ei to hum ko bhi nahi pata ,sala commisioner baar baar phone kar ke pareshan kar raha he.
detective: sir kya ye case ulta nahi he
RANE: are case ulta nahi he ,hum pahle ulta soche ab ulte ko sidha karne ka time he bhai
detective: ok sir me chalta hu aap ka kaam jaldi kar ke aap ko call kar dunga.
RANE: suno pura janam kundli chahiye ,samjhe ek bhi panna baki na reh paye nahi to hamar demotion aur transfer pakka samjhe ka.
detective: ok sir samjh gaya puri history dunga.
RANE: or jate -2 oo bahar chai wale ko chai bol dena sasura ka pata kal ko demotion ke baad chai bhi na mile.
detective police station se bahar hua,sare hawaldar ander agaye,
RANE: babu ram ka karat ho bhaiya .
hawaldar: kuch nahi sir.
RANE: are to kuch karo na ,jara dekho uo forensic report ka kya hua jo us ghar ma chori hua tha.
hawaldar thodi der baad hath me forensic report le kar police station me ghusa,RANE ke hath me report di
RANE ne report hath me li aur panne palat ne laga .
RANE: babu ram tum ek hi baar do galti kiye ho ka.
hawaldar: haan sir kiya hu.
RANE: ka kiye ho bhai.
hawaldar: sir mene do shadiya ki he.
RANE: hmmm. babu ram tum police me ka kar rahe ho.
hawaldar: desh ki sewa sir.
RANE: babu ram ei sewa nahi mewa he ,3sri bhi kar lo ,tuhar aur bhala ho jaye samjhe ka ,chalo ab nikalo gaddi thoda ghum ke ate he.
RANE gaddi me baith kar sidha deepak ke ghar ke bahar ruka ,darwaze ki bell bajai,indu ne darwaza khola.
RANE: jis room me chori hua he ,uska ek baar aur chaan bin karna he humhe .
ye sunte he indu darwaze se hati RANE sidiya chadte hue upar kamre me pahucha saamne almari ke pass gaya pure kamre me nazar ghumayi,idhar udhar ghumne laga niche bed ke pass use kuch gira nazar aaya,jo kuch bhi tha RANE ne jhat se us cheez ko uthaya aur apni jeb me daal liya.
RANEbahar khadi indu ko awaz di) indu ji zara ei almari ka darwaza to kholiye hum chor nahi he.
ye sunte he indu ne chabbi laga kar darwaza khola
RANE ne puri almari ko gaur se dekha koi nishan nahi tha , almari me kuch photo albums padi thi.
RANE: indu ji chai pila dijiye bahut din hue ache dhud ka chai piye.
indu niche kichten ke taraf hue RANE ne album uthai aur dekhne laga ,sab ghar ke logo ki pictures thi ,sab album dekhne ke baad RANE niche aaya ,uske chehre par kuch aisa bhav tha ke jaise use kuch samjh nahi aaya.
RANE: indu ji aap ke ghar ma koi naukrani nahi he ka itna bada ghar he
indu: he par aaj uski tabiyat thik nahi he,vo nahi aayi ,dusri aayi thi vo kaam karke ja chuki he
RANE: aap ka ei jo case he na vo bahut uljha hua he ,hamara to naukari pe ban aaya he
indu: aap kya kehna chahte he.
RANE: kuch nahi bus, ei jo chor tha bahut chalo tha.
indu: matlab aap usko pakad nahi payenge.
RANE: kuch keh nahi sakte ,aap chai bahut aacha banate he hum chalte he agar aapka jarurat hua to aap ko thane aana padega.
indu: haan aap mujhe bula lijiyega jab aap chahe.
RANE utha aur darwaze ki taraf ko hua gaddi me baitha aur thane ki taraf hua
champa apne ghar ka kaam kar rahi thi ,deepak ki halki si awaz hui ,champa bhagte hue uske pass gayi
champa: aap latey rahe uthe mat
deepak ne kuch bolne ki koshish ki par uske muu se bass thukk nikli vo bol nahi pa raha tha saans lete hue bhi use dard ho raha tha
champa samjh rahi thi ke depak ko bahut dard ho raha tha . waha se uthi aur rasoi ki taraf gayi ,ek plate me daliya le kar aayi ,deepak ko khilane lagi ,deeapk jab muu kholta yaa daliya khane ki koshish karta dard ki aahein nikal jati,khana khatam hone ke baad ,champa ne deepak ko dawai pilai
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A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.