champa: upar wala bhi chahta he ke aap un logo ko saza de , raat ko aap ki halat mujh se dekhi nahi ja rahi thi ,agar maa ji pata chala to
deepak ne champa ka hath pakad liya aur naa me sir hilaya
champa: me nahi batungi aap chinta na kare
deepak ne sir hilaya aur champa ko apne pass bulaya champa apna kaan deepak ke pass le kar gayi
deepak: muuu jhe yaa ha se nikaalo pooolice aa saktti h
champa: saheb ji yaha koi nahi aayega aap chinta na kare .
deepak ne phir ishara karke champa ko samjhaya uska yaha rehna khatre se khali nahi he , champa bhi ye samjhti thi ,darwaze pe dastak hui chandu ander aaya
champa: saheb ji ye he aapko yaha le kar aaya tha ,is ki wajha se aap ka ilaaj time se ho saka.ye wahi he jisne madan ke aane ki khabar di thi
deepak ye sun raha tha par kuch bol nahi pa raha tha ,aankhon se aanso nikal pade dard ki wajha se
champa: chandu koi aisi jagha he jaha saheb ji ko bina koi khatre ke rakha ja sake
chandu: pata karna padega ,abhi to koi aise jagha khali nahi he ,me ab chalta hu tujhe ye bolne aaya tha ke pani ki balti mere ghar pe he wahi se le liyo
champa: thik he to ja me le aaungi ,aur koi jagha ka pata kar lena
ye baat sunte he chandu khooli se bahar ho gaya
champa deepak ke pass aayi dawai ki theli me se dusri dawai nikaali aur chamach me lekar deepak ke muu me daali ,deepak thodi der baad nind me tha ,champa apne ghar ke kaamo me lag gayi
thodi der baadchampa ki saheli jo uski jagha kaam karne gayi thi usko milne aayi
soni: aari o champa kaha he(awaz lagate ander ayi)
ander saamne bed pe kisi mard ko soya dekh soni wahi ruk gayi
champa: are kaun he (ye bolte hue champa kitchen se bahar aayi) are tu aa ander aa
soni ne aankhon se ishara deepak ki taraf kiya
champa: mere dur ke rishtedaar he yaha ilaj karane aaye ,tabiyat thik nahi he tu ander to aa ,mere sath zara rasoi ka kaam kara de
dono rasoi ke taraf hue
soni: tujhe ek baat batani he
champa: haan bol
soni: vo tere mallkin he na bade ghar w
li
champa: vo bangley wali
soni: are haan wahi,aaj jab uske ghar gayi to ghar me padosi the sare
champa: kyu,kya hua?
soni: chori
champa: kya?
soni: are haan re koi kal ghar me ghusa aur almari me se samaan chori kar gaya
champa: kya chori hua
soni: mujhe pata nahi jab me kaam khatam karke ghar se nikli tab bhi padosi wahi the isliye pata nahi kar payi,par sab waha baat kar rahe the to mere kaan bus yahi sun paye ke koi ghar se heere le uda
champa: kya ,heere?
soni: teri malkin to maldaar he ,use kaun sa fark pade
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champa: are pagli chori bade ghar me ho ya chote ghar me nuksaan to nuksaan hote he
soni: ye bade logo ke pass bahut paisa hota he inhe kuch fark nahi padta samjhi ,sagar me se do balti pani nikaal liya to kaun sa sagar khali ho gaya
soni: agar ye meri malkin hoti na ,aur mujhe pata hota ke ghar me itna maal he ,tu me khud he maal saaf kar deti
ye baat sunte he dono hus pade
champa: ek kaam kar chandu ki khooli me pani ki balltii padi he ja zara utha ke deti ja mujhe
soni waha se khadi hui ,darwaze ke pass pahuch kar deepak ki taraf dekha aur fir bahar ho gayi
champa deepak ke pass aayi ,usko halka sa hilaya
champa: saheb ji uthiye ,saheb ji
deepak ne apni aankhein kholi aur champa ki taraf dekha
champa: saheb ji bahut der ho gayi he aapne kuch khaya bhi nahi he,aankhein khool lijiye me khila deti hu
deepak ne apni aankhein jhapka kar haami bhari
champa kitchen se daliya le kar aayi, usko khilane lagi.bahar se awaz hui
soni: o champa le balti uth le me ja rahi hu
dupaher ki 4baj rahi thi RANE police thane me baitha maze se chai ki chuski ke maze le raha tha, phone ki ghanti baji,phone par kise ne khabar di ke goli bari ho rahi he.
RANE fatafat hathyaar bandh police walo ke sath mauke wardaat ki taraf pahucha.
saamne shishe bikhre pade the,pata chal raha tha ke ghode dode he yaha, saamne khadi gaddi pe goliyo ke bahut sare nishaan the.
Kaun Sach Kaun Jhootha ( sex with crime story)
Re: Kaun Sach Kaun Jhootha ( sex with crime story)
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A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
Re: Kaun Sach Kaun Jhootha ( sex with crime story)
RANE: pata karo kya hua he.
hawaldar fatafat aas pass ke logo se pata karne lage, do log hawaldar ke sath RANE ke pass aye.
RANE: kaun kabadi khela idhar.
bar manager: pata nahi sir ,hamare saheb ki gaddi bar ke agge yaha par aake ruki do log motorcycle pe aaye aur tabad tod goli bari gaddi par ki aur bhag gaye.
RANE: tere sahab ki laash kaha he.
bar manager: sir vo zinda HE ,ander baithe hey.
RANE: are ei ka baat kam se kam 20 round fire hua he ,ek goli bhi nahi laga sala goli chalane wala kaun sasura tha.
manager: sir ye gaddi bullet proof he,hamare sahab bahut bade aadmi he ye bar bhi unka he hey.
RANE bar ke ander ko hua
saamne kursi par baitha aadmi phone par baat kar raha tha,RANE ko saamne police ki dress me khada dekh usne apna phone kaanta aur khada hua
RANE ne hath agge badaya aur apna introduction diya , us aadmi ne hath milaya aur apna naam satya bataya
RANE: ye bar aapka he
satya: ji mera he
RANE: kaun kiya
satya: kya?
RANE: aap par hamla,aapka koi dushman hoga jo itna goli barbaad kiya.
satya: nahi,meri kise se dushmani nahi he,me apne dushmano ko bhi dost bana leta hu.
RANE: “GAJAB BAAT KARI” hum yaad rakhenge, kisi pe shak
satya: me bola to sahi aapko jab mera koi dushman hi nahi to shak kis par
RANE: underworld se koi dhamki to nahi mili aapko
satya: dekhiye sir agar aisa hota to pahle me aapke pass ata
RANE: hmmm, chaliye jaisi aapki marzi jaan aapki he ,par haan agar aapko kuch hua to hum nahi mil payenge aapko.
satya: aisa kyu?
RANE: are agar aapko kuch hue to hamar tirancfer pakke he ,pahle hi 4 khoon ka katil gayab he ,aur hue to commisioner sidha train hamare ghar bhejenge samjhe aap
satya: dekhiye sir ,mujhe apni jaan pyari he mere chote bace he ,agar mujhe aisa lagta ke meri jaan ko khatra he to me khud aapke pass ata
RANE: thik he aap ki baat me maan leta hu ,par jab aapka koi dushman nahi fir aap bullet proof gaddi me kahe ghumte he
satya: dekhiye sir vo gaddi mujhe yaha ke m.l.a krishna ji ne di thi uphaar me vo mere bade karibi dost he,aap chahe to me aapki un se baat kara deta hu
RANE ko laga ke ye sach bol raha he, hawaldaar ko ishara karke apne pass bulaya
RANE: satya ji aap f.i.r likhwa dijiye baaki hamara kaam he
satya ne report likhwai ,thodi der baad RANE bar se bahar ko aaya gaddi ki taraf ko hua ,bar ki taraf nazar daali waha upar bar ka naam apsara likha hua tha ,gaddi sidha police station ki taraf hui
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champa pani ki balti ander le kar aayi kitchen me rakhi,deepak ne champa ko apne pass bulaya
champa: kuch chaiye saheb ji
deepak: maa kaisi he
champa: achi he saheb ji,sab thik he aap chinta na kare
champa ne deepak ko ghar me hui chori ke bare me nahi bataya
thodi der baad chandu khooli me aaya
chandu: ek jagha khali he ,yahi pass me he ,jo usme rehta tha vo aaj dupaher ko gaon chala gaya,par apna samaan le kar nahi gaya,tu bole to isko wahi le chale
champa ne deepak ki taraf dekha ,deepak ne apni aankhein jhapka ke haami bhari
champa: thodi der ruk ja ,andhera hone de fir le kar chalenge
chandu: thik he me raat ko aaunga ,abhi me chalta hu
champa: ek kaam aur kar ,vo soni ke pati ka rikhshaw le kar aana saheb ji ko le kar jane ke liye
chandu: thik he
ye bol ke chandu khooli se bahar hua ,champa raat ke khana bananne me lag gayi
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mr.mayur aur unki biwi veena dono indu ke pass baithe the ,indu ki aankhon se aanso nahi ruk rahe the ,dono ghar me hui chori ke khabar sun ke aaye the.
mayur: bhabhi chor ander aaya kaise.
indu: pata nahi bhai sahab koi lock bhi tutta nahi tha , aur na hi almari ko koi nuksaan hua tha
mayur: aapke ghar ki naukrani hi hogi , aisa kaam to vo badi aasani se kar sakti he
indu: nahi bhai sahab vo kaha karegi ,hamare ghar
indu: hamare ghar me hi pali badi he ,uski maa bhi yahi kaam karti thi
veena: haan me janti hu unhe vo aisa nahi ker sakti,mene dekha he use is ghar ki sewa karte hue uski maa bhi yahi kaam karti thi ,raj ne hi uski ma ke operation ke paise diye the
hawaldar fatafat aas pass ke logo se pata karne lage, do log hawaldar ke sath RANE ke pass aye.
RANE: kaun kabadi khela idhar.
bar manager: pata nahi sir ,hamare saheb ki gaddi bar ke agge yaha par aake ruki do log motorcycle pe aaye aur tabad tod goli bari gaddi par ki aur bhag gaye.
RANE: tere sahab ki laash kaha he.
bar manager: sir vo zinda HE ,ander baithe hey.
RANE: are ei ka baat kam se kam 20 round fire hua he ,ek goli bhi nahi laga sala goli chalane wala kaun sasura tha.
manager: sir ye gaddi bullet proof he,hamare sahab bahut bade aadmi he ye bar bhi unka he hey.
RANE bar ke ander ko hua
saamne kursi par baitha aadmi phone par baat kar raha tha,RANE ko saamne police ki dress me khada dekh usne apna phone kaanta aur khada hua
RANE ne hath agge badaya aur apna introduction diya , us aadmi ne hath milaya aur apna naam satya bataya
RANE: ye bar aapka he
satya: ji mera he
RANE: kaun kiya
satya: kya?
RANE: aap par hamla,aapka koi dushman hoga jo itna goli barbaad kiya.
satya: nahi,meri kise se dushmani nahi he,me apne dushmano ko bhi dost bana leta hu.
RANE: “GAJAB BAAT KARI” hum yaad rakhenge, kisi pe shak
satya: me bola to sahi aapko jab mera koi dushman hi nahi to shak kis par
RANE: underworld se koi dhamki to nahi mili aapko
satya: dekhiye sir agar aisa hota to pahle me aapke pass ata
RANE: hmmm, chaliye jaisi aapki marzi jaan aapki he ,par haan agar aapko kuch hua to hum nahi mil payenge aapko.
satya: aisa kyu?
RANE: are agar aapko kuch hue to hamar tirancfer pakke he ,pahle hi 4 khoon ka katil gayab he ,aur hue to commisioner sidha train hamare ghar bhejenge samjhe aap
satya: dekhiye sir ,mujhe apni jaan pyari he mere chote bace he ,agar mujhe aisa lagta ke meri jaan ko khatra he to me khud aapke pass ata
RANE: thik he aap ki baat me maan leta hu ,par jab aapka koi dushman nahi fir aap bullet proof gaddi me kahe ghumte he
satya: dekhiye sir vo gaddi mujhe yaha ke m.l.a krishna ji ne di thi uphaar me vo mere bade karibi dost he,aap chahe to me aapki un se baat kara deta hu
RANE ko laga ke ye sach bol raha he, hawaldaar ko ishara karke apne pass bulaya
RANE: satya ji aap f.i.r likhwa dijiye baaki hamara kaam he
satya ne report likhwai ,thodi der baad RANE bar se bahar ko aaya gaddi ki taraf ko hua ,bar ki taraf nazar daali waha upar bar ka naam apsara likha hua tha ,gaddi sidha police station ki taraf hui
….
champa pani ki balti ander le kar aayi kitchen me rakhi,deepak ne champa ko apne pass bulaya
champa: kuch chaiye saheb ji
deepak: maa kaisi he
champa: achi he saheb ji,sab thik he aap chinta na kare
champa ne deepak ko ghar me hui chori ke bare me nahi bataya
thodi der baad chandu khooli me aaya
chandu: ek jagha khali he ,yahi pass me he ,jo usme rehta tha vo aaj dupaher ko gaon chala gaya,par apna samaan le kar nahi gaya,tu bole to isko wahi le chale
champa ne deepak ki taraf dekha ,deepak ne apni aankhein jhapka ke haami bhari
champa: thodi der ruk ja ,andhera hone de fir le kar chalenge
chandu: thik he me raat ko aaunga ,abhi me chalta hu
champa: ek kaam aur kar ,vo soni ke pati ka rikhshaw le kar aana saheb ji ko le kar jane ke liye
chandu: thik he
ye bol ke chandu khooli se bahar hua ,champa raat ke khana bananne me lag gayi
…..
mr.mayur aur unki biwi veena dono indu ke pass baithe the ,indu ki aankhon se aanso nahi ruk rahe the ,dono ghar me hui chori ke khabar sun ke aaye the.
mayur: bhabhi chor ander aaya kaise.
indu: pata nahi bhai sahab koi lock bhi tutta nahi tha , aur na hi almari ko koi nuksaan hua tha
mayur: aapke ghar ki naukrani hi hogi , aisa kaam to vo badi aasani se kar sakti he
indu: nahi bhai sahab vo kaha karegi ,hamare ghar
indu: hamare ghar me hi pali badi he ,uski maa bhi yahi kaam karti thi
veena: haan me janti hu unhe vo aisa nahi ker sakti,mene dekha he use is ghar ki sewa karte hue uski maa bhi yahi kaam karti thi ,raj ne hi uski ma ke operation ke paise diye the
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A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
Re: Kaun Sach Kaun Jhootha ( sex with crime story)
mayur: to fir kaun hoga, chup chap aaya aur chori kar ke chala gaya
indu: lagta he mene hi bahut paap kiye he ,pahle raj aur nisha chale gaye aur ab ye ho gaya ,agar us din raj ki jagha me hoti to acha hota( zor zor se rone lagi)
veena uth ke indu ke pass ayi
veena: aap to meri didi he ,apni choti behan ke liye mat royiye ,agar aap himat haar gayi to deepak ka kya hoga ye to sochiye ,
ye baat sun ke indu ne apne aap ko sambhala.
veena: didi mujhe pata he deepak jail se bhag chuka he ,aur me ye kabhi nahi maan sakti ke ek beta apne baap aur behan ko maar sakta he,aur vo beta jo unhe itna pyar karta tha
mayur: aap deepak se dubara mili thi
indu: nahi mil payi ,police her wakt ghar ke bahar rehti he ,agar kahi bahar bhi jati hu to picha karte he,kaise milti
dono thodi der waha ruke aur fir jane ke liye uthe.
veena: didi agar aapko deepak ki koi bhi khabar mile humhe bata dijiyega
indu: bata dungi
dono darwaze ki traf hue aur gaddi me baith ke waha se chale gaye
bahar khade police wale ne gaddi ka number note kar liya
……
champa kafi der se chandu ka intezaar kar rahi thi , saamne ghadi par nazar dalli raat ke 11:00 baj rahe the,champa soch rahi thi ke chandu abhi tak aaya kyu nahi ,darwaze par dastak hui ,champa ne darwaza khola saamne chandu khada tha
chamap: kaha tha tu ,kitni der se me teri rah dekh rahi hu ,teri maa se bhi pucha par tu ghar pe kuch bol ke nahi gaya
chandu: are apne dosto ke sath tha ,unhone aane nahi diya aur jab soni ke ghar pahucha uska pati nahi tha rikshaw ki chabi uske pass thi
champa: kamre ki chabbi laya
chandu: haan meri ma laya hu ,jis kaam ke liyer gaya tha vo to karna tha ,tu kya mujhe pagal samjhti he
champa: chal aa ander aa ,khana khaya tune
chandu: haan kha liya ,chal ab ise yaha se lekar chale
dono ne deepak ko mil ke uthya aur bahar rikshaw me daal diya
champa: tu chala me inhe pakad ke rakhti hu ,aaram se chalana
thodi der baad vo log us kamre ke bahar the , deepak ko hosh tha ,usko ab pahle se acha lag raha tha sham ko usne khana bhi thik se khaya tha
champa: yahi he kya
chandu: haan chal uthane me madad kar
champa: ruk ja pahle darwaza khol de
chandu ne darwaza khola aur dono deepak ko khooli ke ander le gaye ,saamne bistar par deepak ko letaya
champa: chandu ye khooli to apni khooli se badi he ,kiski he ye
chandu: ye apne dost ke mallik ki he ,unke wahi kaam karta he unhone hi uski imandari ka inaam diya use
champa: ek kaam kar meri khooli me ja ,waha bistar ke pass dawaiya aur mera samaan pada he ja le kar aa
chandu: tu yahi rukegi
champa: haan khayal to rakhna padega kuch din ,ek kaam kar ye le chabbi jab samaan le kar aana khooli ko tala maar dena dhayan se ja ab aur jaldi ana
chandu khooli se bahar hua
champa deepak ke pass gayi
champa: saheb ji ab ye jagha thik he
dono ne deepak ko mil ke uthya aur bahar rikshaw me daal diya
champa: tu chala me inhe pakad ke rakhti hu ,aaram se chalana
thodi der baad vo log us kamre ke bahar the , deepak ko hosh tha ,usko ab pahle se acha lag raha tha sham ko usne khana bhi thik se khaya tha
champa: yahi he kya
chandu: haan chal uthane me madad kar
champa: ruk ja pahle darwaza khol de
chandu ne darwaza khola aur dono deepak ko khooli ke ander le gaye ,saamne bistar par deepak ko letaya
champa: chandu ye khooli to apni khooli se badi he ,kiski he ye
chandu: ye apne dost ke mallik ki he ,unke wahi kaam karta he unhone hi uski imandari ka inaam diya use
champa: ek kaam kar meri khooli me ja ,waha bistar ke pass dawaiya aur mera samaan pada he ja le kar aa
chandu: tu yahi rukegi
champa: haan khayal to rakhna padega kuch din ,ek kaam kar ye le chabbi jab samaan le kar aana khooli ko tala maar dena dhayan se ja ab aur jaldi ana
indu: lagta he mene hi bahut paap kiye he ,pahle raj aur nisha chale gaye aur ab ye ho gaya ,agar us din raj ki jagha me hoti to acha hota( zor zor se rone lagi)
veena uth ke indu ke pass ayi
veena: aap to meri didi he ,apni choti behan ke liye mat royiye ,agar aap himat haar gayi to deepak ka kya hoga ye to sochiye ,
ye baat sun ke indu ne apne aap ko sambhala.
veena: didi mujhe pata he deepak jail se bhag chuka he ,aur me ye kabhi nahi maan sakti ke ek beta apne baap aur behan ko maar sakta he,aur vo beta jo unhe itna pyar karta tha
mayur: aap deepak se dubara mili thi
indu: nahi mil payi ,police her wakt ghar ke bahar rehti he ,agar kahi bahar bhi jati hu to picha karte he,kaise milti
dono thodi der waha ruke aur fir jane ke liye uthe.
veena: didi agar aapko deepak ki koi bhi khabar mile humhe bata dijiyega
indu: bata dungi
dono darwaze ki traf hue aur gaddi me baith ke waha se chale gaye
bahar khade police wale ne gaddi ka number note kar liya
……
champa kafi der se chandu ka intezaar kar rahi thi , saamne ghadi par nazar dalli raat ke 11:00 baj rahe the,champa soch rahi thi ke chandu abhi tak aaya kyu nahi ,darwaze par dastak hui ,champa ne darwaza khola saamne chandu khada tha
chamap: kaha tha tu ,kitni der se me teri rah dekh rahi hu ,teri maa se bhi pucha par tu ghar pe kuch bol ke nahi gaya
chandu: are apne dosto ke sath tha ,unhone aane nahi diya aur jab soni ke ghar pahucha uska pati nahi tha rikshaw ki chabi uske pass thi
champa: kamre ki chabbi laya
chandu: haan meri ma laya hu ,jis kaam ke liyer gaya tha vo to karna tha ,tu kya mujhe pagal samjhti he
champa: chal aa ander aa ,khana khaya tune
chandu: haan kha liya ,chal ab ise yaha se lekar chale
dono ne deepak ko mil ke uthya aur bahar rikshaw me daal diya
champa: tu chala me inhe pakad ke rakhti hu ,aaram se chalana
thodi der baad vo log us kamre ke bahar the , deepak ko hosh tha ,usko ab pahle se acha lag raha tha sham ko usne khana bhi thik se khaya tha
champa: yahi he kya
chandu: haan chal uthane me madad kar
champa: ruk ja pahle darwaza khol de
chandu ne darwaza khola aur dono deepak ko khooli ke ander le gaye ,saamne bistar par deepak ko letaya
champa: chandu ye khooli to apni khooli se badi he ,kiski he ye
chandu: ye apne dost ke mallik ki he ,unke wahi kaam karta he unhone hi uski imandari ka inaam diya use
champa: ek kaam kar meri khooli me ja ,waha bistar ke pass dawaiya aur mera samaan pada he ja le kar aa
chandu: tu yahi rukegi
champa: haan khayal to rakhna padega kuch din ,ek kaam kar ye le chabbi jab samaan le kar aana khooli ko tala maar dena dhayan se ja ab aur jaldi ana
chandu khooli se bahar hua
champa deepak ke pass gayi
champa: saheb ji ab ye jagha thik he
dono ne deepak ko mil ke uthya aur bahar rikshaw me daal diya
champa: tu chala me inhe pakad ke rakhti hu ,aaram se chalana
thodi der baad vo log us kamre ke bahar the , deepak ko hosh tha ,usko ab pahle se acha lag raha tha sham ko usne khana bhi thik se khaya tha
champa: yahi he kya
chandu: haan chal uthane me madad kar
champa: ruk ja pahle darwaza khol de
chandu ne darwaza khola aur dono deepak ko khooli ke ander le gaye ,saamne bistar par deepak ko letaya
champa: chandu ye khooli to apni khooli se badi he ,kiski he ye
chandu: ye apne dost ke mallik ki he ,unke wahi kaam karta he unhone hi uski imandari ka inaam diya use
champa: ek kaam kar meri khooli me ja ,waha bistar ke pass dawaiya aur mera samaan pada he ja le kar aa
chandu: tu yahi rukegi
champa: haan khayal to rakhna padega kuch din ,ek kaam kar ye le chabbi jab samaan le kar aana khooli ko tala maar dena dhayan se ja ab aur jaldi ana
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A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.