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Re: Sunder Sexy Kaamkaji Biwi ka Mastana Roop

Unread post by Fuck_Me » 20 Aug 2015 12:55

Rekha ki Joshi se pahli Chudaai
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Joshi kewal ek patli safed dhoti mai tha jo uske baithne se kuch to simat jaati hai aur baaki dono side mai ho jaati hai.

kul milakar uska 50 saal ki umar mai bhi majboot lund puri tarha se nagan avastha mai chat ki aur muh uthakar khada tha.

Aur ho bhi qu na uske saamne ek 30 saal ki jawani pure sawab par thi aur ardhnagan leti usko uksa rahi thi.

ye bo khana tha jo kai mahine se bo paka raha tha. aur aaj lagbhag usko khane ka samay aa gaya tha.

Ab tak joshi pure sexy mood mai to aa hi gaya tha. usne rekha ko chodne ka pura man bana liya tha. aur aaj bo usko kisi bhi keemat mai chodna chahta tha.

uska lund jo lagbhag 8 inch ka tha ab aur bhi bada lag raha tha. lund pura tan ker khara tha. Usne joshi ki patli dhoti ko bhi ek side mai ker diya tha. yaha uda diya tha.

Ab joshi ne rekha ke dono gore pair apni god mai thik lund ke uper rakh liye.

Ab bo uske panjo ko apne hatho se bahut kamuk dhang se sehlane laga. rekha ka patla jheena gulaabi petikot uski pindliyo se sarak ker uper ho gaya. Uski gori gori pindliya ab upar tak nangi dikh rahi thi.

Joshi palti lagake betha tha. jsse uski dhoti aage se puri khul gai.or uska khara lund pura nanga ho gaya tha.

usne rekha ka per sehlate hue apni god me apne nange tantanate lund ke uper rakh lia. jsse rekha ka talua uske lund se chune laga.

rekha ko eska ahsas ho gaya. aur ab bo bhi bo sab ho jaane dena chahti thi. jisko bo kaafi samay se rok rahi thi.

usne janbujhker per se uske lund ko hilaker kaha, kya sochne lage sir, jo ye fir se khara ho gaya.

Ahaahaaa joshi ki siskari nikal gai...

Isse dono taraf asar hua. komal pero ke chune se lund to tan hi gaya balki rekha ko bhi ek alag hi lajjat ka ahsaas hua.

Joshi jor se has ker bola, mae kuch nai ye to tumhari petikot se jhankti nangi tango ko dekh khara ho gaya.

Ab tau rekha ko bhi is tarha ke sex mai maja aa raha tha.

Bo apne ek per ko modker dayen per se uske chat ki aur tane lund ko apne per se hila hila ker khelte hue kehti hai, tau ye janaw apna mu uthaker kya dekhne ki kosis ker rahe hain.

ohohohhhhhh joshi ko uska per se lund ka chuna bahut bha raha tha.bo lagataar aahen bhar raha tha.

Bayan per mudne se rekha ka petikot ghutno se niche chala gaya.Aur dhayan per ne lund se khelte hue petikot mai ek jharoka bana diya.

wow ye kya hua. joshi ki baanche khil gai.

jisse ko uski gulaabi saaf suthri nangi chut us jharoke se dikhne lagti hai. jo rekha har nange hote aang par har pal nazar lagaaye tha.

Ahahaaaahaaaahhaa ahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahhaaaaa

joshi ne bo dekh li thi. Bas ab bo khulker bolne lagta hai. Bo tau janeman bo tumahari badlo se jhakte hue chand ko dekhne ko khada ho gaya hai.

rekha ek dam samjh jaati hai ki joshi ki nazar kahan hai.

aur chonk ker petikot sahi kerte hue, ararararare mae to bhul hi gi thi ki tum meri panty le gaye the.kahan dali meri panty, banawti gusse se....

Ab tau joshi bahut garam ho gaya tha.Bo aage ko aa meri biwi ki nangi jangho ko sehlate hue bola are ek kya janeman kai panty la dunga tumko, mger us panty me chupane bali chut ko to dikhao.

An bo khule sabdo mai rekha se chudaai ki baate karne laga. usko achhi tarha se pata tha ki ab rekha kahin nahi jaane wali.

par rekha fir se nakhre kerti hae ye kya bol rahe ho uske juban per tau gussa hota hai, magar chehre per smile hi hoti hai.

Joshi uski sab bato ko jaanta tha us per koi asar nahi hota. Bo uski chikni jangho ko upper tak sehla raha tha.

Rekha nakhre mai keh rahi hoti hai, dekho maine kaha tha na ki ye sb thik nai, majak to sahi he mger galat kam nai.Ahaahaaaa ahhhaahhaa ohoooo bahut rokne par bhi uske muh se lagaataar siskariya nikal rahi thi.

quki subha se hi bo bahut chudaasi ho gai thi. aur ab bo samay aa gaya tha.

par fir bhi bo uske hath ko rokne ke liye apni chut ke uper apna hath rakh leti hai.

Tab tak to joshi ne petikot ko kafi uper tak ker uski hath se dhaki uski chut ke uper apna hath rakh khta hae,

arre me bhi khan gandi bat ker raha hu majak hi to hae jaise tumne mera lund dekha mae bhi tmhari chut dekhunga. bo bilkul bachho ki tarha zidd kerne wali awaj mai hi bola.

Achha ji rekha has kr boli naa ji na tumne khud dikhaya maine nahi dekha.

ab dono hi ek dusre ko seduce kerte hue hi baate kar rahe the jabki dono ko pata tha ki ab aage kya hona hai.

joshi bola chalo to me khud hi dekh lunga ab bo uska hath pker uper kr deta hae.

Rekha koi jyada virodh nahi kerti. Ab tak uski chut itni garam ho gai thi bo jaldi se jaldi lund chahti thi.

Hath upper hone se, uske hath se chipka petikot bhi upper ho jata hae or rekha ki usi din chikni gai chut joshi ke samne thi.

jise dekh bo babla ho jata hae or apna hath chut par rakh puri chut ko sehlata hae or ungli se ched ko kuredta hae.

rekha jor se siskar uthti hae. bo khta he kitne dino se mae isko dekhna chah raha tha. wow kitni pyari chut hae tumhari. kya mere lund ko isme jagha milegi? bo ab bhi ek agyakaari baalak ki tarha puch raha tha.

uski yahi ada rekha ko bahut bhaati hai.

rekha jo ab tak puri garam ho gai thi or besarmo ki tarha apne dono pao khole uske samne nangi leti apni chut ko sehlwate hue hi boli.

na ji ye to parai jagha hae isme koi jagha nai milegi. bas thora sa khelker saaf kerke isko dhak do.

ab tau bo hasne lagta hae. bo rekha ka hath apne lund per rakh deta hae. jise bo bina kisi naa nukur ke paker leti hai.

ab rekha, joshi ka garam lund sehla rahi thi, uski hatheli mai lund ka garam ahsas ukso or garam ker raha tha.

Aur Joshi rekha ke paas dono tango ko khol betha ek hath se uski chut ko sehlate hue, dusre hath se uski chuchi ko dabate hue, uski blouse ke button bhi khol raha tha.

or blouse ko khol uski bra ko uski chuchi se upper ker nangi ker deta hai.uski dono gori 36 ki chuchi bahar aa jaati hain.

Unki sunderta dekh joshi ki ankhe fati reh jaati hain.

Bakai rekha ki chuchi bahut khubsurat hain, bilkul gori, safed, kathor, gol gol, aur uske uper gulaabi nipple, abhi tak bachha na hone se usne khud ko bahut maintain ker rakha tha.

Ab joshi dono chuchi ko sehlane or dabane lagta hae bo khta he janeman chalo parai jagha hae to kya hua me kiraya dunga. mujhe kiraye per to rakh sakti ho. or apni bich wali ungli puri uski chut mae dal deta hae.

Meri biwi jor se siskarti hae ahahahaha naiiiii ji iske lye eska malik kabi taiyar nai hoga.

uska poora man tha. magar bo apne muh se han kehna nahi chahti thi. jabki joshi na jaane kon-kon si baate kerke uske muh se han kehlwana chahta tha.


jab rekha har baar koi aur baat kar usko han nahi kehti to bo khud hi...ab puri tarha rekha ke upper aa uski dono pero k bich beth uske dono hath upper ker apni kamar ko dhakka de apne khare lund ko rekha ki chut ke mu per rakhta hae.

or chut ka mu khula hone se uska supara ek dam chut me chala jata hae. quki dono hi bahut garam the or dono ke ang pure gille the.

rekha chok ker thora uper hoti hae mager bo kas ker use paker lund ko or aage khiskate hue khta he lo janeman humko jo jgha kiraye per nahi mlti ,us per jaberdasti kabja ker lete hain.

or bo pura lund chut ke ander ghuser deta hae.

Rekha tau kab ye chahti thi bo puri tange khol uski kamar mai lappet chuki thi. Jisse lund aaram se ander tak chala gaya.

Agar bo nahi chahti tau kabhi lund itne pyar se ander nahi jaata.

Ab bo muskura rahi thi or boli saitan mae mana ker rahi thi or tumne daal bhi diya.Ahaahahaaaaaaaahaaaa aur uski halki si cheek nikal gai.

bo bola janeman kitni majedar or tite chut hae tmhari maja aa gaya.ohohooooooooo ahahhaahahah

Bakai uske 8 inchi lund meri biwi ki chut mai pura fansa fansa ja raha tha.

ahahhahahahahhaaa

aohohohoooooooooooooooooooooo

puchhhhhchchhchhchhhhhh

ahahahhaahhaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahaaaaahhh

or jam ker chudai hone lagiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

usse kahin jyada maja rkha ko aa raha tha.

tabhi rekha kehti hae, ekkkkkkkkkkk minute jara to ruuuuuuuukooooooo.

kyayyaaaaaaaaa huuaaaaaaaaa

petikot hata do. agar ganda ho gaya to fir musibat ho jayegi. rekha ko abhi bhi ahsaas tha ki bo galat kar rahi hai. aur koi saboot nahi rehna chaiye.

joshi samjhdari se lund baher nikal piche ko ho jata hae.

rekha uthkr bathrum jane lagti hae.

bo tokta hae. kaha chali janeman yahi utar do. bo khti hae ruko jara fresh hona hae or bo bathrum chali jati hae. darasal rekha ko toilet bh lagi thi.

Kuch der mae bo apne sabhi kapre vahi utar puri nangi bathrum se baher aati hae.
joshi use is rup mae dekhta reh jata hae.

uski hilti hui gol chuchiya, patli kamar, aur kas bal dikhati chikni chuuuut.

bo apni matakti chal se bed per aker beth jaati hae.

tab joshi ek tak uske sabhi ango ko ghurta hua apne lund ko sehlata rehta hai.

Usne bhi apni dhoti hata di thi. bo pura nanga bister per betha tha.

Rekha, joshi ke lund ko dekh kehti hae, "esa kya hua so gaya kya"?

joshi lagatar uski chikni chut ko dekhe ja raha tha. jo ab puri nangi khuli uske samne thi.

bo rekha ki dono tange paker use piche litaker uski dono tango k bich uski chikni chut per apna mu rakh deta hae.

superrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr superrrrrrrrrrr chuperrrrrrrrrrrrrrrchuperrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ker chatta hai.

Aur usko chumta hae kehta hae janeman ye to bilkul choti bachhi ki tarha chikni hae. kya aaj hi safai ki hae.

rekha bhi ab usko pura uksaana chahti hai so khti hae "ji han aaj hi tumhare liye".

bo bahut khus ho jata hae.

rekh usse puchti hai, achha tumne kis choti bachhi ki dekhi hai. Bo kehta hai arre bo tau dikh hi jaati hai na aesi hi hoti hai na.

rekha kehti hai mujhe nahi pata ab der ho rahi hai ghar nahi jaana kya? Darasal bo chodne ka ishara kerti hai.

Joshi ek dam samajh jaata hai bo uski taange utha apna lund fir se uske chut ke muh per rakh jor ke dhatke se uski chikni chut mae daal deta hai.

pehle isko ko apna ghar dekh lene do or fir apni kamar jor jor se hilate hue usko chodte hue kehta hai, oh janeman tau tum bhi aaj chudwane ke liye taiyar thi.

ahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

aur ek baar fir cudai hone lagti hai

dhakkkam pel ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

or usko or jor jor se chodne lgta hae.

kuch der bad hi uska pani nikal jata hae.

rekha bhi itni garam ho gai thi. ki bo bhi jhar chuki thi.

Is chudai ke baad dono ke bich ki saram puri tarha khatam ho jaati hai.

dono ab puri tarha khul jate hae.

bo rekha ko khub chumta hae or samjhate hue khta he janeman life me hame her tarha se maje krne chaiye or ab hum khub maje karenge.

rekha bhi kafi khus thi bo bhi hami bharti hae or dono kapde pehen vahan se vapas aa jaate hae.
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Re: Sunder Sexy Kaamkaji Biwi ka Mastana Roop

Unread post by Fuck_Me » 20 Aug 2015 12:55

Rekha Ki Masti
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Rekha ki pehli chudai ki daastaan neelam ke muh se sunkar mujhe koi jyada bura nahi laga. han jo main ab tak andhere mai tha. bo puri tarha sure ho gaya ki rekha mai aajkal jo masti chadi hai bo kewal dusre mardo se chudne ke kaaran hi hai.

Joshi ne apne lambe anubhav se rekha ko puri tarha ek garam aurat bana diya tha. bo apni sabhi fantasy rekha ke dwara puri kar raha tha.

Ab mai ye soch raha tha ki yan to ladkar usse alag ho jaya jaye. yan fir mujhe bhi zindgi ka pura maja lena chaiye.

vise bhi rekha se mujhe ye to ummid thi ki bo jo kuch bhi karegi parde mai rehkar hi karegi. usko bhi apni izzat ka pura khayal hoga.

Ab ye dekhna tha ki bo mere saamne kaise bartaab karti hai. aur mai uski raasleela dekhna bh chahta tha magar usko pata bh na chale ye bhi mere man mai tha.

quki meri mardaangi mujhe usko apne saamne chudte dekhne ko to kehti thi, aur ye bhi chahti thi ki rekha ko pata na chale. verna rekha bahut bashram ho jaayegi aur meri bilkul izzat nahi karegi.

mai neelam ko ek baar aur santust kar apne ghar ko aa jaata hun. rekha koi jyada sawal jawaab nahi karti. vaise bhi ab mere ko puri chhut deti thi. ayr koi rok tok nahi karti thi.

sayad isliye bhi ki mai bhi uski zindgi mai koi rok tok na karun.

rekha ne aaj bahut sexy safed slacks aur pink short kurti pehni thi. tite kurti se uske mamme bahar aane ko taiyar the.

jab bo kitchen mai kaam kar rahi thi to tite slacks se uske uthe hue chutar ki puri shape dikh rahi thi.

white slacks thodi thick kapde ki thi to andar ka kuch pata nahi chal raha tha.magar uske chutar jaanmaaru lag rahe the. dil kar raha tha ki usko kitchen ke slap par jhukaao slacks ko neeche karke uske chutar mai lund daal do.

mai fresh hone chala gaya aur fir aakar usko peeche se pakar bola aur jaanu kya ban raha hai aaj.

usne kaam karte hue hi kaha paalak paneer aapko pasand hai na to socha aaj yahi bana leti hun.

maine peeche se uske gardan par chumban lete hue kaha wow meri jaan tum mera kitna khyaal rakhti ho.

aur anayaas mera hath slacks ke upar se uske gol matol chutar ko sehlaane laga. rekha kewal apne chutaro ko hilakar,

"ummhuuu kaya karte ho" bolti hai.

mai lagaatar uske chutro ko sehlate hue uski panty line ko dhund raha tha jo mujhe kahin nahi mili.

maine utshutabas usse poocha kya jaalim aaj to pura maarne ka iraada hai.

rekha ne gardan ghumakar poocha, "kyon kya hua"?

jaaneman aaj panty kahin dikhai nahi de rahi.

off oh tum bhi na mai pehnti kahan hu ghar par tumko to pata hi hai na.

aur is slacks mai to pehnti to door se hi sabko pata chal jata ki maine kon si pehni hai.isse to na pehnne mai hi achha lagta hai.

maine uski baat ko har baar ki tarah haami bhar sahi kaha.

maine uske sexu chutar ko dabaate hue kaha magar jaan tum itni sexy lag rahi ho agar koi aa gaya to uska to heartfail hi ho jaayega.

usne mere haath ko apne chutar se jhatka aur thumakte hue boli. tum har samay na jaane kya sochte rehte ho.

Ab aaj sunday mai raat ke samay kon aayega. aur aa bhi gaya to kya mai uske saamne aise jaaungi. ye to maine tumhare liye hi pehne hain.

mai uski baat ko sun us par mar gaya. kya baat hai jaanam. magar rekha ko kisi aur ke saamne is roop mai dekhkar na jaane kya soch raha tha.

mai uske saath abhi aur chedchad kar hi raha tha ki tabhi doorbell baji.

Tingtong tingtong....
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Re: Sunder Sexy Kaamkaji Biwi ka Mastana Roop

Unread post by Fuck_Me » 20 Aug 2015 12:56

Rekha ne kuch aesi dress pehen rakhi thi us din....



Rekha kitchen mai kaam karte hue hi boli jaanu dekhna zara kon hai.

Mai bahar aa main gate ka door kholne ke liye aate hue sochta hu. is samay raat ke samay kon hoga. maine wall clock ki aur dekha. raat ke 8 baj rahe the.

Darwaaja kholte hi mai chonk jaata hu.

Saamne Mr. joshi well suited buted khare the. unhaine blue 3 peice suit pehna tha. aur 50 ki umar mai bhi unka chehra chamak raha tha. jaise kaafi over rolling kara kar aa rahe hain.

Maine unse haat milaaya aur baadab anadar aane ko bola. ek baargi to unka is samay unka aana mujhe bahut bura laga. magar fir rekha ke roop ke baare mai soch mere man mai alag hi plan chalne laga.

Mai yeh soch raha tha. ki rekha bahut sexy roop mai kitchen mai mauzood hai. aur drawing room ke ek cornar mai hi hai. rekha jaise hi bahar aayegi dekhta hu in dono ke haab bhaab kaise honge.

maine unko drawingroom mai hi betha diya. bo formalty ke liye mujhe is time disterb karne ke liye sorry bhi bol rahe the.

maine bhi hanskar "koi baaat nahi sir" kaha.

Joshi : bo kya hai ki mai kal delhi gaya tha. madam ka bhi koi kaam tha so maine socha unko deta chalu.

Me : oh koi baat nahi sir aap hi ka ghar hai, aap jab chahe aa sakte hain.

tabhi rekha ki kitchen se awaj aati hai. kon hai ravi.

mere bolne se pehle hi joshi ji bol padte hain.

joshi : kya baat madam ji aaj to kaam mai hi lagi hain aur hum kitni door jaakar aapka kaam karakar lote hain.

rekha unki awaj sunte hi vaisi haalat mai bahar aa jaati hai.

rekha : Oh to aap hain sir, mai bhi soch rahi thi ki is samay kon aa sakta hai. theek hai baithiye aap mai abhi aati hun.

joshi : ji bas aapne jo mangwaya tha bahi dene aaya tha. sorry maine aap logo ko disturb kiya. bas ab mai chalta hu.

rekha : (pure adhikaar ke saath), kyo koi intzaar kar raha hai kya aapka, baithiye ab jab aaye hain to khana khakar hi jaana.

joshi : nahi madam ji aapko paresaani hogi. mera kya kahi bhi kha lunga.

ab mere bolne ki bhi baari thi. so maine bhi unko zor dekar kaha, ye kya baat hui sir aapka apna ghar hai, khana khakar hi jaana aur khana taiyaar bhi hai.

rekha bina kuch kahe muh banakar kitchen mai chali jaati hai. jaise bo bahut hi naaraaj ho. jaate samay uske tite chutar dekh joshi ka haal bura ho jaata hai aur bo sofe par hi kasmasakar lambi saans leta hai.

mai table par rakhe news papar ko dekhne lagta hun. ki tabhi bo uthkar kehta hai ek minute ravi lagta hai madam naaraj ho gai. zara puchu kya hua.

aur bina meri kisi baat ka intzaar kiye bo andar kitchen mai chala jaata hai.

ab tak bo dono mere saamne bhi kaafi formal ho gaye the so ye sab normal tha.

mai bhi turant uthkar kitchen ke saamne se ek side mai jaakar khada ho gaya. pehle to mai ye sab nahi karta tha. magar ab unki har harkat ko dekhne ka mera dil karne laga.

ye sab mai unko rokne ke liye nahi bas khud ka enjoy karne ke liye kar raha tha. mera bas chalta to mai unko itna moka deta ki bo meri mojoodji mai hi chudaai bhi kare. ab dekhna ye tha ki bo dono mere ghar mai rehte kitni himmat karte hain.

mai jaise hi kitchen ke saamne se nikla mujhe bas rekha dikhi.



jo piche side mai gusse se dekh rahi thi. bahan saayad joshi ji khare the.

mujhe pata tha. ki kitchen ki side mai ek chimny ke pipe jaane ki jgha thi jahan se bo mujhe dekh bhi nahi paayenge aur mai unki baat bhi sun loonga.

tabhi mujhe awaaje sunaai dene lagati hain....

joshi : are kaaan pakarta hu madamji maaf kar do.

rekha : ye kahan chale gaye kahin dekh hi nahi rahe. saayad bedroom mai chale gaye hain. nahi sir aapko pata hai aaj pura din maine aapka intzaar kiya. aur aap ab aa rahe hain.

oh mera maatha thanka to isliye rekha naaraj hai... mai aaj pura din bahar tha to isne joshi ko bulaaya hoga....

joshi : mujhe pata hai madamji magar tum bhi to socho mai puri raat ka safar kar subha hi pahucha tha. aur bahut thaka tha isliye so gaya. aur time ka pata hi nahi chala.

rekha : theek hai ab jakar betho verna ravi na jaane kya sochne lage.

joshi : Aj to gajab ki jaanmaaru lag rahi ho. kya tite slacks pehni hai.

rekha : achha achha theek hai na ab apne haath piche rakho. aapne is sabka moka kho diya hai. ab rvi ghar par hai. aur mai nahi chahti usko is sabki zara bhi bhanak lage.

joshi : are yaar aise chupkar milne mai hi to maja aata hai. bas ek garam chumma to de do. na hai zaalim kya gaand hai tumhari man karta hai abhi maar lu.

uski baat sunkar mera bhi lund ek dam khada ho gaya. iska matlab bo rekha ke chutar ko sehla raha tha.

meri badkismati ki mai ye dekh nahi sakta tha. quki agar saamne darwaaje ki aur aa jaata to rekha ya joshi mujhe dekh lete aur mai ye nahi chahta tha.

rekha : ohoooo chodo na sir kya karte ho arrrrrrreeeeee fat jaayegi sir....

joshi : wowww puchhhhhh kya baat hai darling mujhe yahi tumhaari baat pasand hai. sab kuch bilkul chikna rakhti ho. aur haiaaaiiiiii kachhi bhi nahi... maja aa gaya...

rekha : ahhhaaa ahhhhhhaaaa ahh aa mat karo sir mai mar jaaungi ahhaaha ahahaa
mat karo sir dekho ravi aa jaayega....

joshi : are nahi aayega bo bedroom mai gaya hai... thoda moka mila hai zara to maja le lene do . kya chikna maal hai....

rekha : ahaaaaa uuuiiiiiiiiiiiiii kya karte ho faaroge kya slacks puri neeche qu kar di. agar ravi aa gaya to ek dam sahi bh nahi kar paaungi.

joshi : are kuch nahi hoga ab zara awaaj mat karo mujhe sab jagha ka chekup karne do..

rekha : ooohooo chekup waale to dekho, iska maalik to chekup karta nahi hai aur lootere chekup kar rahe hain.

joshi : ha ha ha, ab to iska maalik mai hi hu.

rekha : uuuuuuuuuuuu kya kar rahe ho itni andar tak ungli koi daalta hai kya.. bas ab rehne do. slacks safed hai agar uspar daag lag gaya to bahut bura hoga.

achha ab jaao tum bahar jaakar betho.

unki baaato ko sun mai jaldi se side se nikal side mai bane bathroom mai ghus gaya. ki mujhe dekh unko koi shak na ho.
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A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

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