Mera Bachpan normally guzra jaise ek middle class family me bacho ka hota hai,ghar per mummy papa ka ka bahot pyar ke sath sath bade bhai ke laat ghuse…HEHE
har farmaishoon ko poora hona,har jaroorat ka saaman hone par bhi bhai ki cheezo pe nazar marna aur phir laat ghuse khana.
subah ro doke uthna phir school jaana padai karna phir shaam ko tuition phir raat ko so jaana, bas aisi hi guzra mera bachpan …….
(aur lagta hai abhi tak guzar hi rha hai heheh..)
the jab me 12th class me tha tab mujhe school change karna pada kyoki mera school 11th class tak hi tha fir mujhe ghar se door boys school me admission lena pada
ghar se door hone ke kaaran mujhe bahot problem hoti thi yehi sab deekhte hua papa ne service flat issue karwa lia jo mere school ke paas me hi tha hum zaha pehle rehte the
waha isi lia rehte the kyoki hamara school pass tha phir yahi sab soochte hua papa ne service flat issue karwaya jo papa ke office workers ke lia hi the wo ek bahot badi colony thi
zaha pe workers rehte the bas mummy ko office jaane me pareshani hoti thi kyoki unka office waha se door padhta tha …
bhai ko koi pareshani nhi thi kyoki wo mujhe se bahot bade hai hamari age me 9 saal ka diference hai wo aaram se manage kar leta tha ..
phir jab maine school jana shooru kia to bada azeeb feel hua naye naye logo ko deekh ke kuch time baad dost bhi baane aur wahi se mera bantadharr hona shuru hua
(heheheh) aur shuru hui meri kahani “PHIR MAINE SOCHA”.
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ache se settle hone ke baad chiku ( yani me ) ko waha pe acha lagne laga sabhi log janne pehchanne lage waha bhi bahot
dost bane… phir wahi boring routine school,tuition,thodi uchal kud aur phir laat ghuse.. aur isi tarah waqt guzarta
chala gaya.
ek din school me uske dost class ke bahar subah subah prayer se pehle baithe has rahe the phir jaise hi chiku unke pass
gaya apna bag class me rakh ke sab chup hoo gaye uske poochne pe sabhi ne kaha kuch ni be awaiii time pass kar rhe the.
aisa chiku ko kai bar laga kabhi free periods me kabhi lunch me sab kisi na kisi bahane nikal jate lekin phir poochne pe
taal dete.
chiku ko bahot bura lag rha tha wo isi sooch me tha ki ye uske saath hoo kya rha hai to usne soocha sab pata karna hoga,
usne PHIR SOCHNA start kia PHIR SOCHNa rehne dia kyo ki kuch sooja ni nhi ki kya kia jay jhaat barabar to tha hi aur in
sab kaam me dimaag chalta hi ni tha.
insab ke chalte lunch khatm hua aur uske sabhi dost wapas aa gaye class me,class start hui phir khatm bhi hui chutti hone se
pehla period games ka hota hai har hafte to sabhi school ground me assemble huye use phir ek jhatka laga is baar uske 3 dost
jo uske sath rehte the wo bhi baaki dosto ke sath jaane lage use hairaani hui ki ab ye bhi phir wo sabhi apni mundi zhuka ke
chiku ke saamne se chale gaye chiku ko bahot gussa aaya wo unke jaane se pehle hi waha se apna mooh phula ke baki classmates
ke sath football khelne nikal gaya aur uske dost kuch der uska aisa behaviour deekhte hue kuch soochte hua nikal gaye apne kaam
karne.
khelte khelte jab wo thoda thak gaya to use paani peene ka dhyan aaya wo waha water room ki taraf chal pada jo wahi ground
ke pas wali school building se laga bana hua tha aur uske peeche park type ka bana hua tha wo waha gaya pani lekar peene hi wala
tha ki use uske dost ki awaaj ‘abe chup reh na yaar kya phaltu beech me taang ada rha hai chal “lala” (chiku ke 1 dost ka pet name) tu
continue kar.
lala–phir kya maine dal diya bhaiyo bata nhi sakta kya maaza aaya mere andar aisa current dauda ki agar usko koi kisi tarah collect
kar le to poore mahine colony ki electricity supply ho jai
aur phir sabhi hehehehehhehehee kar ke hasne lage
aur isi tarah unsab ke beech aaltu faaltu baate chalte rahi chuku sun kar hairaan ki aisi aaltu faltu baate to ye mere sath bhi kar
sakte hai phir ye sab mujhe chod ke akele kyo jaate hai tabhi
Phir Maine Socha
Re: Phir Maine Socha
pappu (chiku ke dost ka pet name) bhai wo sab to theek hai per chiku ka kya kare use chod ke hum yaha maze lete hai aur wo waha
gusse me baitha rehta hai mujhe to bilkul bhi acha ni lagta
bandar ha yaar kal bhi wo gussa lag rha tha jab tum log lunch me use chod ke chale gaye the.
chotu abe wo nhi tu gussa lag rha tha aisa lag rha tha ki abhi mummy mummy kehke rone lagega
hehehehehheehhehheheh aur sabhi has pade
yogi bhai baat to sahi hai per usko batai kaise tujhhe yaad hai na rony wala kand kya kia tha usne, rony to sirf ek meethi si gaali baki
thi chotu ko to usne itna bada hungama khada kar dia tha usne Mr. Mathur se complaint to kari hi kari uper se use gali bakne ke do jhapad
alag se lagai aur agar use is baare me pata chal gaya to pata nhi wo kya karega .
pappu Bhai aise kab tak use chod ke jaana hoga kabhi na kabhi to use pata chalna hi hai is baare mai kab tak aisa hi rahega wo kuch to
soochna hi padega
bandar bhai wo sab to theek hai lekin usse aisi baat karega kaun ?
bhai me to nhi karne wala
me bhi nhi
me to hargiz nhi
pappu tu karega kya?
pappu abe mujhe marne ka itna shouk nhi hai.
aur isi tarah sab ne mana kar dia aur yaha chiku is sooch me pagal jo unki baate sun rha tha ,are aisa hai kya jo ye mujhse se itna dar
rahe hai
bandar kisi to use batana padega aisa kab tak chalta rahega khamakha dosti karaab hoo rhi hai agar use jyada gussa chada to wo pata ni
kya karega
pappu baat to teri sahi hai mere pas ek plan hai magar sabhi ko mera sath dena hoga me akela kuch ni kar sakta.
chotu theek hai bhai marenge to sath sath jiyenge to saath saath
yogi abe yaha picture nhi chal rhi hai tu bol pappu kya karna hai ?
tabhi tring tring tring tring tring tring tring tring tring tring
school ki chutti ki bell baji
pappu chal shaam ko batata hu tujhe tera part tapre pe aur baakiyo ko kal bataunga ..
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bell bajte hi me waha se nikal gaya class se bag uthaya aur ghar ke lia nikal gaya sochte sochte ki ye kaisi baat ho sakti hai
jo ye sab mujh se chupa rahe hai..
jab class me chiku ke dost aate hai to use naa paake chotu bolta hai deekha aj ki wajah se wo pehle hi nikal gaya nhi to kuch
bhi ho jai hum sab sath me hi ghar ki taraf jaate the .
hmmmm baat to tu sahi keh rha ab to jaldi hi kuch karna padega nhi to hum sab apna dost kho denge….
paidal ghar ki taraf jab chiku yahi sab soochte soochte jaa rha tha to use kuch samaj nhi aa rha tha aakhir ye sab hoo kya rha
hai.uske dost us se kya chupa rahe hai
pata nhi kya hoo gaya hai inlogo ko waqt aane pe pata lag hi jayega chodo abhi to apne kaam pe dhyan du ghar pahoch ke fresh
hua bath li khana khane ke baad tuition nikal gaya
tuition wo wahi colony me jaata tha uske papa ke dost ke yaha jo ghar ke pas hi tha unki beti tuition leti thi aur khud bhi
college me padhti thi waha pe 8 – 12 tak ke students aate the .
(yaha bhi sadhi kismat deekho koi ladki nhi thi iska ehsaas mujhe baad me hua.. hehehhe)
tuition pahoch ke usne apni books nikali aur aaj ka topic padhne laga lekin uska dhyan kahi aur tha uska man bilkul bhi nhi kar rha tha
padhne ka usko apne dosto ki baatein hi yaad aa rhi thi.
tuition me sabhi neeche floor pe ek badhi si mat pe sabhi students baithe pad rhe the waha 12th ke kuch bhaiya bhi the unhe di mathematics
ke questions solve karna bata rhi thi unki taraf chiku ka dhyan gaya usne deekha ek bhaiya di ki neck ki taraf hi deekhe jaa rha hai
(asal me wo di ka cleavage deekh rha tha ab chiku ko kya pata us waqt wo to thehra jhaatu)
chiku ne ek bar deekha do baar teen char baar deekhne pe use raha ni gaya aur usne thodi tej awaaj me bola kyoki wo thoda dur baitha tha unlogo se
‘bhaiya didi ki neck ko ghurne se question solve nhi hoga copy me bhi deekh ke deekho ek baar’
chiku ki baato ko jisne samjha sab heheheheh kar ke hasne lage aur di usko gusse wali nazaro se deekhne lagi usne apni mundi neeche zhuka li aur
fir di ne unsab ko wapas apni jagah baithne ko kaha.
aur kahi chali gai wo bhaiya apne jagah pe baithte waqt mujhe gusse wali nazaro se hi deekh rhe the me apni hasi pe control kar rha tha kyoki unja face
bahot funny lag rha tha .
gusse me baitha rehta hai mujhe to bilkul bhi acha ni lagta
bandar ha yaar kal bhi wo gussa lag rha tha jab tum log lunch me use chod ke chale gaye the.
chotu abe wo nhi tu gussa lag rha tha aisa lag rha tha ki abhi mummy mummy kehke rone lagega
hehehehehheehhehheheh aur sabhi has pade
yogi bhai baat to sahi hai per usko batai kaise tujhhe yaad hai na rony wala kand kya kia tha usne, rony to sirf ek meethi si gaali baki
thi chotu ko to usne itna bada hungama khada kar dia tha usne Mr. Mathur se complaint to kari hi kari uper se use gali bakne ke do jhapad
alag se lagai aur agar use is baare me pata chal gaya to pata nhi wo kya karega .
pappu Bhai aise kab tak use chod ke jaana hoga kabhi na kabhi to use pata chalna hi hai is baare mai kab tak aisa hi rahega wo kuch to
soochna hi padega
bandar bhai wo sab to theek hai lekin usse aisi baat karega kaun ?
bhai me to nhi karne wala
me bhi nhi
me to hargiz nhi
pappu tu karega kya?
pappu abe mujhe marne ka itna shouk nhi hai.
aur isi tarah sab ne mana kar dia aur yaha chiku is sooch me pagal jo unki baate sun rha tha ,are aisa hai kya jo ye mujhse se itna dar
rahe hai
bandar kisi to use batana padega aisa kab tak chalta rahega khamakha dosti karaab hoo rhi hai agar use jyada gussa chada to wo pata ni
kya karega
pappu baat to teri sahi hai mere pas ek plan hai magar sabhi ko mera sath dena hoga me akela kuch ni kar sakta.
chotu theek hai bhai marenge to sath sath jiyenge to saath saath
yogi abe yaha picture nhi chal rhi hai tu bol pappu kya karna hai ?
tabhi tring tring tring tring tring tring tring tring tring tring
school ki chutti ki bell baji
pappu chal shaam ko batata hu tujhe tera part tapre pe aur baakiyo ko kal bataunga ..
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bell bajte hi me waha se nikal gaya class se bag uthaya aur ghar ke lia nikal gaya sochte sochte ki ye kaisi baat ho sakti hai
jo ye sab mujh se chupa rahe hai..
jab class me chiku ke dost aate hai to use naa paake chotu bolta hai deekha aj ki wajah se wo pehle hi nikal gaya nhi to kuch
bhi ho jai hum sab sath me hi ghar ki taraf jaate the .
hmmmm baat to tu sahi keh rha ab to jaldi hi kuch karna padega nhi to hum sab apna dost kho denge….
paidal ghar ki taraf jab chiku yahi sab soochte soochte jaa rha tha to use kuch samaj nhi aa rha tha aakhir ye sab hoo kya rha
hai.uske dost us se kya chupa rahe hai
pata nhi kya hoo gaya hai inlogo ko waqt aane pe pata lag hi jayega chodo abhi to apne kaam pe dhyan du ghar pahoch ke fresh
hua bath li khana khane ke baad tuition nikal gaya
tuition wo wahi colony me jaata tha uske papa ke dost ke yaha jo ghar ke pas hi tha unki beti tuition leti thi aur khud bhi
college me padhti thi waha pe 8 – 12 tak ke students aate the .
(yaha bhi sadhi kismat deekho koi ladki nhi thi iska ehsaas mujhe baad me hua.. hehehhe)
tuition pahoch ke usne apni books nikali aur aaj ka topic padhne laga lekin uska dhyan kahi aur tha uska man bilkul bhi nhi kar rha tha
padhne ka usko apne dosto ki baatein hi yaad aa rhi thi.
tuition me sabhi neeche floor pe ek badhi si mat pe sabhi students baithe pad rhe the waha 12th ke kuch bhaiya bhi the unhe di mathematics
ke questions solve karna bata rhi thi unki taraf chiku ka dhyan gaya usne deekha ek bhaiya di ki neck ki taraf hi deekhe jaa rha hai
(asal me wo di ka cleavage deekh rha tha ab chiku ko kya pata us waqt wo to thehra jhaatu)
chiku ne ek bar deekha do baar teen char baar deekhne pe use raha ni gaya aur usne thodi tej awaaj me bola kyoki wo thoda dur baitha tha unlogo se
‘bhaiya didi ki neck ko ghurne se question solve nhi hoga copy me bhi deekh ke deekho ek baar’
chiku ki baato ko jisne samjha sab heheheheh kar ke hasne lage aur di usko gusse wali nazaro se deekhne lagi usne apni mundi neeche zhuka li aur
fir di ne unsab ko wapas apni jagah baithne ko kaha.
aur kahi chali gai wo bhaiya apne jagah pe baithte waqt mujhe gusse wali nazaro se hi deekh rhe the me apni hasi pe control kar rha tha kyoki unja face
bahot funny lag rha tha .
Re: Phir Maine Socha
itne me di bhi aa gai lekin is baar unhone apne kapde change kia hue the pehle wo suit me thi aur is baar unhone t shirt pehni hui thi
aise hi din khatm hua ajj bilkul bhi padai nhi hui thi poore time me idhar udhar hi deekhta rha lekin jab bhi meri nazar di pe padhti wo mujhe hi deekh
rhi thi aur kuch azeeb se expression the unke chehre pe
(maine pehle hi batya hai chiku abhi jhatu hai use kuch samajh ni aayega)
tuition khatm hui ajj saturday tha to jaldi chutti hoti thi kyoki sunday ko jyader ke lia hoti thi
sab apni books bag me rakhne lage itne me di ki mummy room me aai aur chiku se boli beta thoda rukna mujhe tum se kuch kaam hai
chiku ji aunty,aur phir lag gaya apna bag pack karne usne phir us bhaiya ko deekha lekin is baar unke expression kuch alag the shayad aunty ke aane aur mujh se
baat karne pe use kuch laga hoga aur dar ke mare uski halat patli ho gai hogi ki aunty ne ise kyo roka hai
kyoki kisi ko pata nhi tha ki hamari aur aunty ki family bahot close hai
sab ke jaane ke baad chiku hall me aake baith gaya fir aunty ne kuch samaan dia mummy ko dene ko maine wo lia aur kaha ji aunty me dunga mummy aur waha se jaane laga
jaate waqt di mere pass aai aur mujhe thankyou bolne lagi mera hath pakad ke chiku ne kaha di thankyou kis lia
wo jo aaj hua na us ke lia mujhe laga tha ki mujhe wo deekh rha hai per me use kuch bol nhi payi acha hua tumhine kaha aur tum bhi us se door rehna wo acha ladka nhi hai
chiku are di isme thankyou ki kya baat hai chaliye chodiye mera hath aur bye ab me chalta hu bahot bookh lagi hai
(bola na chiku abhi jhatu hai)
di are to rook na yaahi kha le
chiku ni di yaha kha lunga to pet bhar jayega aaj mummy meri favourite pav bhaji banane wali hai usi ke lia jagah save kar rha hu hehehehheheheh
di acha bachu akele akele ha aur cute se expression ke sath mujhe bhi khana hai pav bhaji
chiku aapko bhi khana hai ,acha ,hmmmmmmmmm theek hai agar mujhe se bach paye to aapko la dunga hehehehehhe
di acha badmash ruk tujhe batati huu..
aur di chiku ko pakadne bhaagi magar chiku jaldi se bahar aa gaya aur didi wahi ruk ke chillai are aaraam se ja gir mat jaana …
chiku bas unhe apna angutha aur tongue dikhate hua furrrr ho gaya aur apne ghar ki aur chal pada
raaste me wahi bhiya use deekhe shayad usi ka intezaar kar rhe the wo chiku ke pas aaye bolne lage sorry bhai mujh se galti ho gai
aage se nhi dekhunga tune aunty ko kuch bataya to nhi na agar aunty ne mere papa ko bata dia to meri halat kharaab ho jayegi
abhi meri waise hi halat kharaab hai please bhai bacha le mujhe
ye sab wo ek hi saans me bol dia
chiku are bhaiya aapko hua kya hai maine kisi ko kuch ni bataya ap pareshan mat ho kuch ni hoga aapko maine aunty ko kuch ni bataya hai
maine sab sambhal lia hai
(MAINE SOOCHA saala isko ho kya gaya hai,aisa to kuch ni hua ki ye itna dar rhe hai aur maine kya sambhal lia jab kuch sambhalne ke lia kuch tha hi ni to )
(Maine bola na ye jhatu hai ise kuch samajh ni aayega abhi)
bhaiya bhai bas is bar bacha le mujhe me tera ye ehsaan kabhi nhi bhoolunga bhai please
chiku bhaiya maine bola na aapko darne ki koi jaroorat nhi hai maine sab sambhal lia hai (ghanta sambhala) bas aage se dhyan rakhna aias dobara nhi hona chahiye
bhaiya ha bhai thanks age se poora dhyan rakhunga and really sorry bhai
chiku koi baat nhi bhaiya app bas tention mat lo chaliye bye ab mujhe jaana hai sab mera wait kar rhe honge
bhaiya bye bhai kal milte hai aur thanks bhai aunty ko kuch na batane ke lia
fir chiku ghar ki taraf chal dia use dur se hi khusboo aane lagi thi pav bhaji ki aur aate hi wo us pe toot pada
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mummy are hath mooh to wash kar le pehle , kya karu is ladhke ka
chiku ha mummy bas ek bite le ke jaata hu bahot bhook lagi hai
aise hi din khatm hua ajj bilkul bhi padai nhi hui thi poore time me idhar udhar hi deekhta rha lekin jab bhi meri nazar di pe padhti wo mujhe hi deekh
rhi thi aur kuch azeeb se expression the unke chehre pe
(maine pehle hi batya hai chiku abhi jhatu hai use kuch samajh ni aayega)
tuition khatm hui ajj saturday tha to jaldi chutti hoti thi kyoki sunday ko jyader ke lia hoti thi
sab apni books bag me rakhne lage itne me di ki mummy room me aai aur chiku se boli beta thoda rukna mujhe tum se kuch kaam hai
chiku ji aunty,aur phir lag gaya apna bag pack karne usne phir us bhaiya ko deekha lekin is baar unke expression kuch alag the shayad aunty ke aane aur mujh se
baat karne pe use kuch laga hoga aur dar ke mare uski halat patli ho gai hogi ki aunty ne ise kyo roka hai
kyoki kisi ko pata nhi tha ki hamari aur aunty ki family bahot close hai
sab ke jaane ke baad chiku hall me aake baith gaya fir aunty ne kuch samaan dia mummy ko dene ko maine wo lia aur kaha ji aunty me dunga mummy aur waha se jaane laga
jaate waqt di mere pass aai aur mujhe thankyou bolne lagi mera hath pakad ke chiku ne kaha di thankyou kis lia
wo jo aaj hua na us ke lia mujhe laga tha ki mujhe wo deekh rha hai per me use kuch bol nhi payi acha hua tumhine kaha aur tum bhi us se door rehna wo acha ladka nhi hai
chiku are di isme thankyou ki kya baat hai chaliye chodiye mera hath aur bye ab me chalta hu bahot bookh lagi hai
(bola na chiku abhi jhatu hai)
di are to rook na yaahi kha le
chiku ni di yaha kha lunga to pet bhar jayega aaj mummy meri favourite pav bhaji banane wali hai usi ke lia jagah save kar rha hu hehehehheheheh
di acha bachu akele akele ha aur cute se expression ke sath mujhe bhi khana hai pav bhaji
chiku aapko bhi khana hai ,acha ,hmmmmmmmmm theek hai agar mujhe se bach paye to aapko la dunga hehehehehhe
di acha badmash ruk tujhe batati huu..
aur di chiku ko pakadne bhaagi magar chiku jaldi se bahar aa gaya aur didi wahi ruk ke chillai are aaraam se ja gir mat jaana …
chiku bas unhe apna angutha aur tongue dikhate hua furrrr ho gaya aur apne ghar ki aur chal pada
raaste me wahi bhiya use deekhe shayad usi ka intezaar kar rhe the wo chiku ke pas aaye bolne lage sorry bhai mujh se galti ho gai
aage se nhi dekhunga tune aunty ko kuch bataya to nhi na agar aunty ne mere papa ko bata dia to meri halat kharaab ho jayegi
abhi meri waise hi halat kharaab hai please bhai bacha le mujhe
ye sab wo ek hi saans me bol dia
chiku are bhaiya aapko hua kya hai maine kisi ko kuch ni bataya ap pareshan mat ho kuch ni hoga aapko maine aunty ko kuch ni bataya hai
maine sab sambhal lia hai
(MAINE SOOCHA saala isko ho kya gaya hai,aisa to kuch ni hua ki ye itna dar rhe hai aur maine kya sambhal lia jab kuch sambhalne ke lia kuch tha hi ni to )
(Maine bola na ye jhatu hai ise kuch samajh ni aayega abhi)
bhaiya bhai bas is bar bacha le mujhe me tera ye ehsaan kabhi nhi bhoolunga bhai please
chiku bhaiya maine bola na aapko darne ki koi jaroorat nhi hai maine sab sambhal lia hai (ghanta sambhala) bas aage se dhyan rakhna aias dobara nhi hona chahiye
bhaiya ha bhai thanks age se poora dhyan rakhunga and really sorry bhai
chiku koi baat nhi bhaiya app bas tention mat lo chaliye bye ab mujhe jaana hai sab mera wait kar rhe honge
bhaiya bye bhai kal milte hai aur thanks bhai aunty ko kuch na batane ke lia
fir chiku ghar ki taraf chal dia use dur se hi khusboo aane lagi thi pav bhaji ki aur aate hi wo us pe toot pada
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mummy are hath mooh to wash kar le pehle , kya karu is ladhke ka
chiku ha mummy bas ek bite le ke jaata hu bahot bhook lagi hai