Jodi Kya Upar Se Banti Hai? (Romance)

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Ravi :-” kaa to muh khulaa ka khulaa rhe gyaa sun ke..aur uski ankhe nam ho jati hai…. jise Parchun wala pad leta hai..ravi ka to jism jaise be-jaan ho gaya ho..Aakhir raat me use jiska dar thaa,,wahi huaa uske sath..ab ravi ko sirf chinta iski nahi ki wo kaha jayega yaa kaha rahegaa…Ab to use dar thaa apni maa ke diye hue jewaro kaa…apni maa ki aakhiri nishani ke khone kaa dard sabse bada dard thaa..aur man hi man rote hue kahta hai maa mujhe maaf karnaa me teri di hui chijo ka kahyaal nahi kar payaa………””

Aur bina kuch jane kaha jana hai..waha se chal deta hai..sirf chalte rehtaa hai..Bichara pichale 2 dino se bhuke pet kab tak chal pata..aakhir wo ek ped ke sirak me beth jata hai..aur jab saamne ek Gurudwara ki taraf jab uski najar padti hai..apne dono hath jod kar Baba ji ko naman kartaa hai,,,aur Gurudwara ki taraf chal padta hai……………………………………………

jab tak “ravi” Gurudwara mai langar khata hai…………….””
CHALIYE DOSTO HUM EK NAYE TRACK KI TARAF CHALTE HAI..HAA-HAA-ISKAA SAMBANDH BHI HUMARE HERO..YANI “RAVI” SE JUDA HAI..AAP TO BAS PADHTE JAAIYE BAAKI KE KAAM HUM PAR CHOD DIJIYE ……Hmmmm—-

D.I.G(DEPUTY INSPECTOR GENERAL OF POLICE )-: ” Aaj ki meeting ke bare me aap sabhi jante hi hai..humara desh kaa intaa bada police deprt. hone ke baad bhi ye naami- kabira Don pakda Qu nahi gayaa. Aap sabhi itne laaparwaa kaise ho sakte hai..pata hai kaitno kaa murder,daketi,loot-maar,rape..etc kar chuka hai ,,ye naami kabira don ..isliye humne decide kiya hai ki..ek naye (SPECIAL)CID officer ko niyukt kiya hai..jisne abhi haal hi me bade-2 case ko chutki me solve kar surkiyaa batori he…ji Haa–officero aapne sahi samjaa me baat kar rahaa ho..CRIME BRANCH POLICE KE OFFICER mrs-Ajay sharma ki…aur mujhe umeed hai..unke aane par aap unkaa pura support karenge…So-Any dought officers…….””

Sabhi officers ek sath :- no sir ……””

D.I.G :-” Aap sabhi jaa sakte hai…Aaj D.I.G ko badi thandak mili ,,jab usne fax pada ki mrs-Ajay sharma ki posting agra mai ho gayi hai..aur tabhi D.I.G ke mobile par ring bagti hai….

Simran(D.I.G DAUGHTER AGE -19):- HELLO, Dad aaj aapka beto bahut naraj hai..aap se haaaaaa………….””

D.I.G :-” kiski intni himat ho gayi..jisne mere beto ko naraj kiya….bataao jara uska naam…………””

Simran :-” Aap jayda bano mat ..aaj se meri aapse kuti-kuti-kuti—– haaa—aur wo bhi paki-walli……..””

D.I.G :-” simran beto mai abhi 1hrs mai aata ho…tabtak tum apne frnds ke saath birday party enjoy karo… hmmmm………””

Simran :-” nahi jab tak aap nahi aate ..mai cake nahi kaatungi… …….””

D.I.G :-“” oohhhhoooo lagtaa hai,,beto bahut naraj hai…chalo mai aadhe ghnte mai aata ho….ok…ab kush………”””

Simran :-” nahi aapko abhi ke abhi nikalna hoga……..”‘

D.I.G :-” chalo mai abhi niklta ho…ab to kush ho jaao brdy girl…….””

Aur D.I.G ghar ke liye nikal ki tayaari kar hi rahaa thaa ki…..saamne se….

Ajay sharma(C.B.I OFFICER) :-” kya mai ander aa saktaa ho………””

D.I.G :-” kahde hoke are aao-2 officer… pls sit down tum to kal aane waale thai..to fir aaj……..””

Ajay sharma :-” yadi kal nikalta to..dupher tak join karpataa..isliye socha Qu naa raat ko hi nikla jaye……..”””

D.I.G :-“” tumhari isi kaam ki itcha-shakti ko dekhkar..humne tumhe yaha Appoint karwaya hai…abhi tum aaram karo baaki bate kal..aur haa kya akele hi aaye ho tumhari biwi batche nahi aaye sath kyaa.. …”‘

Ajay sharma :-” muskrakar kar mere bager to donu kahi jate bhi nahi…aaye he sath mai,,,abhi wo ghar par rest kar rahe hai……””

D.I.G :-” Are haa tumhara puranaa ghar bhi to yahi hai,,, ok…chalo atchaa hai..tumhari beti to badi ho hogayi hogi…Qu…”

Ajay sharma :-” haa badi to hai lakin bacpanaa bilkul nahi gayaa hai…sir abhi beti 19 saal ki ho gayi hai……….””

D.I.G :-” chalo atchaa hi hai..mera beto mmm–matlab meri beti se hai,,dono hi hum-umar ke hai saath rahengi to donu ki atchi company ho jayegi……Qu

Ajay sharma :-” Haskar… haa ye to hai…….””

D.I.G :-” ok ,,officer baaki bate kal..aaj tum aaram karo..kal se us kabira ki planning karte hai……….”

Ajay sharma :-” ok,,sir………….

D.I.G :-“JAB ghar pahunchta hai..to use lagta hai..jaise saare log usi kaa intjaar kar rahe ho…dekho beto mai aa gaya,,,,..aur kyaa gift laya ho apni simran beto ke liye…………”””

Simran :-” ne aaj soch liya thaa,,dad ke aane par bhi wo baat nahi ..karegi lakin…….gift………””

D.I.G :- lagtaa mera beto naraaj hai…mujhse hmmm——-Q

Simran :-” aapka beto aapse se baat nahi karega…haaa–aur ish baar sachi-muchi ki kati–kati–kati–hai…….””

D.I.G :-” ek halki muskaan ke sath.. are lakin mai to..time par aa gayaa naa..to fir kaahe ki ye kati–bolo….””

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Simran :-” aaj apne kitnaa intjaar karwayaa hai beto se…pata hai aapko…isliye Simran(beto) baat nahi karegaa aap se…….””

D.I.G :-” ab yadi beto baat nahi karegaa…to gift bhi nahi lega shyaad….mai to itne pyaar se apne beto ke liye gift leke aaya ho…par ab kya karo iskaa…….””

Simran :-” Gift kaa naam sunke beto ki aankhe chamak jati hai..aur ek najar Gift ki taraf dekhkar halki awaaj mai boliti hai—k-ky–kyy–kyaa hai isme….

D.I.G :-” man hi man kush hokar(kyunki teer jo nishane par lagaa thaa)…suprise hai………””

Simran :-” kuch soch kar…chalo ek shart par beto aapko maaf karegaa…ki aap promoice karo fir kabhi late nahi honge….Haaaa—-.

aur fir kyaa thaa itnaa sun ke to waha sabhi khade logo ki to hasi nikal jaati hai ..jo ki kab se apni hasi dabaa kar baithe thai.. ..sabhi,,,haaa–haaaaa-haaa—hii—hiiiii—hiiiiiiii—hooooo—hooooo… kar rhe hote hai…….”

D.I.G :-” bhi apne aap ko rok nahi pata..aur uske muh se bhi hasi nikal hi jaati hai…….””

Simran :-“Tikhi najro se sabki taraf dekhte hue.. kya mene koi joke sunaya hai,,to aap intnaa has rahe hai..maine DAD ko sirf ek chance diyaa……””

D.I.G :-” mund hi mund muskarakar …Haa–haaa–koi nahi hasegaa beto par….beto ne to apne dad ko aage ke liye warn kiya hai…kyunki beto ke dad kitni der se sorry jo bol rahe thai….ek baar fir halki hasi aajati hai..hi–hiii–hiiii— —

Simran :-” Are dad ne to soory bola hi nahi ..or mene unhe maaf bhi kar diya,,,apni ish nadani pe wo khud bhi muskraa deti hai…hi–hii–hiiiii————–

ANJALI GUPTA(D.I.G WIFE )–:” Bas-2 rehne digye…aap bhi naa batcho ke sung batche ban jate hai…ab beto kaa cake nahi cut-wanaa hai kyaa……:”‘

D.I.G :-” Are haa chalo beto cake cut-watai hai…”

AUR SABHI EK TEJ AWAAJ KE SATH'”HAPPY BARDY TO U..-2 TO DEAR BETO..”HAPPY BARDY TO U”””””’

Raat party kahtm hone baad…sabhi log jaa chuke thai..aur D.I.G bhi sone ki tyaari kar raha thaa…lakin simran ko to jaise sare Gifts ko kholne ki besarbhi kitne der se thi..ki kab sabhi jaye aur wo Gifts ko khul paye…sabse phele wo apne DAD ka gift kholti hai…suprise ho jati–kynki usme ek MULTI-TOUCH MOBILE thaa….jise dekh simran bahut kush ho jati hai .. aur man mai thnku—thnku–thnku—DAD…love u sooooo much….ur sidhaa dad ke paas aa jati hai…aur boliti hai..aapka gift beto ko bahut-2 pasand aaya hai—– love u Dad……..””””

D.I.G :-” love u for everything beto..meri jaan…..””

ANJALI :-” chalo beto mama ki baat maano…jake so jao…kal school jana hai naa—

Simran :-” ok mama ..G-ngt dad and mom…bye……”

Agli- subh:-

D.I.G :-” jaldi tayar hokar police headquarter ke nikal jata hai..or jaise apne cabin me pauchta hai..saamne ajay sharma dikhta hai..G-morng..ajay…”

Ajay sharma :-” khade hokar… G-mrng sir…..””

D.I.G :-” pls sit down…. are bhai manana padega tum sabhi kaamo mai..do kadam aage rehtai..ho……Qu……””

Ajay sharma :- muskrakar..are sir aap bhi to,, aage rehano waalo me se hai……””

D.I.G :-” ok..dhik hai….kyaa tumne KABIRA DON Ki File padi………””

Ajay sharma :-” ji..haa ..aapke aane se phele usi ki details pad rahaa…sir ye KABIRA DON he bada shaatir apraadhi hai……….”

D.I.G :-“” Haa…officer bilkul dhik kaha tumne naak me dum kar rakhaa hai..ish huraami ne…ab tum aa gaye ho..puri jaan lagaa do KABIRA DON ko pakadne mai..aur mai humeshaa sath ho tumhare liye……….”

Ajay sharma :- thnk u..so much sir..lakin jaha tak maine detail mai padhaa..ish KABIRA DON ke grow mai..uska ek sathi LANGDA TYAGI hai..ye bada hi rangeen kism kaa insaan hai..aur ye bhi wanted ki list mai- 2 no. par hai…sir hume inke jaha -2 milne ke chance adhik hai..un area ke kuch special jaghaa cct.v camera or inn donu ki photo ke saath 5 lakh kaa inaam aur hum saada vardi mai apne aadmi bhi lagwaa dete hai….ish tarah shaayad koi suchna mil jaye……..sir……..

D.I.G :- dekho jaha -2..hume uske hone pata chala hai…. waha ke logo mai kabira ke naam kaa bahut dar hai..isliye shayaad hi koi apni jaan jokim me daalega..lakin tum jaisa chahate ho wesa hi hoga…me abhi cct.v camera or poster lagwaane ke order aur apni best team ko waha lagwaa deta ho………………..”

Ajay sharma :- ok ..sir…

D.I.G :- Ajay aaj apne pariwaar ko sath leke raat Dinner par aao…aaj hum sabhi sath mai me Dinner karte hai………..””

Ajay sharma :- halki muskaan ke sath dhik he sir..shaam tak hum sabhi aapke ke ghar honge……..””

INTRODUCE :- AJAY FAMILY

Maa(AGE-70) :-Ek dharmik aurat hai..yaa yu kahe ki kuch jayada hai.. andhviswaas ki bate,reet-riwaaj,jati-pratha,khane pine..etc ..mai inkaa jayada dimaak lagtaa hai…………..

Richa sharma(Ajay wife) :- Ek teacher hone ke sath..atchi biwi,maa or bahu hai..lakin ladki ke baad agai bacha na hona..aur uski chahat to ek ladke ki thi…lakin kuch internaly phycially problem hone ke karan aisa ho na sakaa…………

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Aisha Sharma(Ajay Daughter,,Age-14) :- jitni khud sunder hai..usse bhi jayada uski andar-aatmaa hai..humesha se class me 1st aani waali ladki hai..aur dosro ki humesha madat karne waali hai..kisi kaa bhi rona bardaas nahi kar pati hai…bahut sweet jo hai……………

shaam ko ajay jab ghar aata hai..dekhta hai uski maa hatho mai mala liye..shri-hari-hari-2 ka gaap kar rahi hai………..””

Ajay :- ander aakar maa ke paas beth jata hai……””

Maa :- are ajay betaa aa gyaa……””

Ajay :- haa..maa aaj Dinner pe janaa hai..hum sabhi ko D.I.G ke yaha..isliye thoda jaldi aana pada..kyaa maa aap chalegi sath………””

Maa :- nahi beta me to anhi jaungi..lakin beta tum sabhi sambhaal ke jaana…..””

Ajay :- kyaa baat he maa aapki tabiyat to dhik he naa…..

Maa :- beta mene suna hai ..jis case ka tone charge liya he..wo bahut hi khatarnak kaam hai..mera man bada bechain ho rahaa hai..sab t.v par sunke……….

Ajay :- Are maa kaya apko apne bete par shak he ki mai ye kaam nahi sabhaal paungaa…

Maa :- aisi baat nahi he beta…

Ajay :- to fir aap chimta karna chod do….dekhnaa jald hi sabhi case ki tarah.. me ye case bhi jaldi solve kar..aapki chinta ko dur dongaa,,,,haaaaa….

Maa :-me yahi bhagwaan se tere baare me prathana kar rahi ho…

Ajay :- pyari si muskaan ke sath.. jiske paas aap jesi maa ho..uska bhala koun kyaa bigaad saktaa hai maa……..

Aur donu ki baate sun waha Richa or Aisha bhi aa jati hai…

Aisha :- Dadi ji…mere Dad bade hi strong he..mujhe pata kyaa pura confidence he..daddy us KABIRA ko jald pakad lenge…kyu Dad..

Ajay :- dekha maa..aapne apni laadli(naatni) ko..kitna confidence he isko mujh par..aur aap choti si baat par itni chinta karti ho…

Richa :- chinta Qu nahi karengi maa jo he aapki…..aapko kya……

Ajay :- pls..richa ab tum bhi…ok..chalo chodo ye sabh batain..hume abhi dinner par chalana hai..

Aisha :- O waaoo…dady..dineer aur wo bhi hotel me…..”

Ajay :- nahi beta humare officers ke yaha par hai…………..”

Aisha :- its ok Dad me abhi tayaar hoti ho..ok…………”

Ajay :- bade hi pyaar se.. That”s like a good daughter……….”

D.I.G KA GHAR

D.I.G :- “bhai mujhe to lagaa ..jo aadmi kaam ke liye itnaa sanjeeda raheta hai..sahyaad kaha se time nikal payega…………”

Ajay :- halki muskrahat ke sath..sir “ye aap meri sabhi ke saamne badai kar rhe he.yaa…kichayi……………”

Aur waha par sabhi ek sath husne lagte hai….

Ajay :-Sir..”ye he meri wife Richa aur meri beti aisha………..”

D.I.G :- “hello richa ji….atcha to ye aapki laadli beti aisha…bhai ajay humare yaha bhi 2-2 laadli hai…ek to he humari beto(simran) aur dosri he humari sabse ajij wife(anjali)………..”

Anjali :- “ka to ye sunkar sharam se chehra laal ho jata.. aap bhi naa ..kidher bhi kuch bhi bole dete hai……. ……..”

D.I.G :- “”Are Bhagyawan naraj Qu hoti ho…yaha sabhi humare laadle hi to hai…hi-hii–hiiiiiiiiiiii………”

Simran :-“Tabhi simran saamne aake….Dad mamaa ko akela nahi samajhana..nahi to apka beto aapke sath…pata hai naa aapko……………”

D.I.G :- “are bhai meri kyaa majaal jo ki apni beto ki maa ko laadli kaho..hi-hii–hiii—-..ajay dekha humari donu laadli ko…ek se bhadkar ek hai…lakin tumhari laadli(asiha) bahut sweet dhik rhi he…………..”

Simran :- “guse me.. kya matalb…kya apka beto sweet,handsome,intelligent —-etc nahi he kyaa…………………….””

ye sunkar to sabhi ki hasi chut jaati hai..hii–hii–hiii—-

D.I.G :- “ko laga jaise simran naraj hai..sabhi ke hasne se…tabhi kuch sochkar..simran se nazar chupa kar…ajay or aisha ko aankh maar kar bolta hai…bhai ajay aisha me wo baat nahi….jo mere beto(simran) me he…………..haaaaa……..”

Aisha :- “man hi man”…Qu aisa kyaa he isme..

D.I.G : “beto(simran) ki taraf dekhtai hue…ek halki muskrahat dete hue…Ajay suno……”

1-: kya tumhari aisha apne aap to khana khaa nahi khaa sakti naa—–lakin mera beto(simran) khaa sakta hai..apne aap…..haaaaa—–”

2-: kya tumhari aisha school me ladti hai ..nahi naa—— lakin mera beto topper he ..kisi ki bhi tukhai lagane mai…haaaaaa———-”

3-: kya tumhari aisha school me 1st aati he nahi naa—lakin mera beto humsehaa 1st(topper) aata hai…haaaaa———”

4-: kya tumhari aisha ke paas multi touch mobile nahi hai naa—-lakin mere beto ke paas he…..haaaaaa————-”

D.I.G :- “beto(simran) ki taraf dekhkar…jiske aanko se gusa thoda shant ho chuka thaa..beto aur sunaao inhe aapki taarif… ……”

Simran :-“nahi ab mera mod nahi hai….aaj ke liye bahut hai..kal me nayi tarif fir se sunugi aapse……..”

D.I.G :- “man hi man..abhe khaa fas gyaa mai….”

Tabhi nokar DIG se sahab khana laga diya hai…

D.I.G :- chalo bhai Dinner tyaar hai…sabhi phele khana kaa lete..fir baad me baate hoti rahengi..