divyaa: mat karo .
deepak: mere taraf to dekho janu …divyaa sir jhukaye niche dekh rahi thi uski saanse tej chal rahi thi jis wajha se uski chuchiya upar niche ho rahi thi .
divyaa ne dhire se apna chehra upar kiya uski aankhon me bhi vaasna saaf dekhi ja sakti thi . dono ek dusre ke gale lag gaye .
deepak ka sir fir se divya ke goad me ho liya . sir uski jhangh pe rakhte he dono golaiya mu ko chuu rahi thi baye nipple par jibh ka sparsh pate he divyaa thoda hil sa gayi . deepak ne nipple muu me liya aur chusne laga dusre nipple ko hath se sehla raha tha .
divyaa bahut garam ho chuki thi niche pani beh raha tha agar deepak 2min me na hata to ……
divyaa: aahhh deepak ruko
deepak sunne ke mud me to tha nahi .aur zor se nipple ko chue ja raha tha divyaa ne deepak ke baalo ko zor se pakda aur apni chatti me deepak ke sir ko zor se daba diya .
divyaa jhad chuki thi saanso ki awaz tezi se aa rahi dhire ho rahi thi .deepak samjh chuka tha ke divyaa thandi pad chuki he .
deepak ek baar phir utha aur charro taraf dekha dur tak fir koi nazar nahi aa raha tha . deepak khade khade he palta to niche baithe divyaa ke saamne deepak ka lund jeans ki ander he khada tha . deepak ne niche dekha divyaa ke nazre saamne he thi.
deepak niche baitha divyaa ko bra pehnane me madad ki par abhi tak deepak ka tambu khada he tha . divyaa ke jeans pe pani ka chotta sa dhaba ban chuka tha .
deepak apne honth phir hontho par rakhe is baar divyaa ne apna hath deeapk ke garam sallakh par rakh diya tha deepak hontho ko chusse ja raha tha divyaa na jeans ki ziiiipp niche kari .
lund bahar tha divyaa ne chumban jari rakhte hue lund par nazar daali aur utejeti ho gayi ….
“THAK THAK” darwaze par dastak hue bahar khada dharmshala ka manager zor zor se darwaza khadka raha tha . deepak bed se khada hua gate ki chatkani niche kari .
manager: are babu kab se jaga raha hu par tum to ghode bech ke soo rahe ho.
deepak: vo raat ko nind thik se nahi ayi subha aankh lagi to uthna mushkil ho gaya maaf kijiye.
manager: aacha,babu tumhra kamra khali karne ka time hua ,age kamra rakhna he .
deepak: nahi me abhi khali karta hu bus naha lu.
deepak ne ghadi ke taraf dekha 9:30a.m baj rahe the use aaj apni maa se mandir me milna tha .
dharmshala se bahar nikalte he deepak mandir ke raste pe ho liya per usko bhukh bhi lagi thi. ek thele pe ja kar deepak khada hua .
deepak: bhaiya do pau dena .
bagal me gaddi se niche utarte do log ek ladka ek ladki . deepak ka chehra chamka wo thoda chupa .
ladki uski gf divyaa thi ladka gadi se dusri taraf ghumte hue divyaa ke karib aaya kamar me hath dala aur bola “DARLING” chalo ander chale saamne ek resturant tha .deepak ki bhuk mit chuki thi.
deepak mandir me khada maa ka intezaar kar raha tha . dur se usne apni ma aur champa ko mandir ki sidiya chadte dekha .deepak ne apni maa ko itne din baad dekha tha jail me bhi maa ko milne nahi diya tha .
deepak jaise he age bada mandir ki sidiyo ke pass do log sadi pant shirt me bike se utre deepak ruka .vo dono log shakl se he police wale lag rahe the .usme se ek ne dusre ko uper jane ka ishara kiya dusra police wala sidiya chadte hue mandir ka muayna karne laga .
champa her taraf dekh rahi thi par deepak ka koi pata nahi tha . zor se champa ko depak ne diwar ke piche ke taraf khincha champa ke muu par apna hath rakh diya sssshhhhhhhhhhhh.
champa chup khadi ho gayi badi hairani se dekh rahi thi.
deepak: police bhi he yaha .
champa: kya. kaha par .
champa piche mudne lagi deepak ne champa ka hath khincha aur side me le gaya …wo mujhe dhund rahe he .
champa: par maa ji ko kaise miloge .
deepak: ek kaam karo .
champa: kya?
deepak champa ke kaan me kuch bola aur champa chupke se waha se chal di.
Kaun Sach Kaun Jhootha ( sex with crime story)
Re: Kaun Sach Kaun Jhootha ( sex with crime story)
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A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
Re: Kaun Sach Kaun Jhootha ( sex with crime story)
champa us lambe kad ke police wle ke pass ja kar khadi ho gayi . champa ne apne kurte ke upar se chunni ko niche kar diya taki police wale ko khai dikh sake aur hua bhi wahi champa hath me thali liye wahi khadi thi aur upar se police wala aankhein faad raha tha.
indu: bhagwan mene kaun se paap kiye the jo tum mujhe ye saj de rahe ho ( aankhon me aanso chalak pade)
indu ko ehsas hua ke kise ne uske pair ko chua tha . indu piche mudi deepak ko dekha maa bete apne ko rok nahi paye dono ek dusre ke gale lag ke fut pade.
deepak indu ko mandir ke piche le gaya.
deepak: maa tum kesi ho.
indurote hue) depu beta tere maa bus tere liye zinda he ager tu nahi hota to tere maa kab ka zeher kha ke mar jati.
deepak: nahi maa ab tumare siwa mera kaun he ager tum aisa sochogi to me to waise he mar jaunga .
indu: beta mene aise kaun se paap kiye the jo humare sath aisa hua .mera bacha jail me wo bhi apne pita aur behan ke khoon ke case me ( indu rote ja rahi thi uski tabiyat thik nahi thi )
indu ne apne aanso ponche aur apni saree ka kona pakad ke deepak ke aankhon ke pani ko saaf kiya .
deepak: ye sab hua kaise.
indu: me jab bazar se ghar ayi kitchen me saaman rakh kar nahane ke liye bathroom ja rahi thi ke nisha ke room se music ki bahut tez awaz aa rahi thi . mene bahar se zor se boli “BETE AWAZ KAM KARO” .me nahane ke liye chali gayi . jab wapas ayi tu bhi music tez he tha .
mene nisha ke kamre ka darwaza khola to nisha niche zamin par padi thi tere dad ke seene se khoon nikal raha aur tu wahi kone me behosh tha .
mene bagal se sharma ji ko bulaya jab vo aaye to unhone he police ko phone kiya .
deepak: maa kya hamare ghar se koi samaan chori hua tha.
indu: nahi koi saaman chori nahi hua na hi koi talaa ya gate ko toda gaya tha .jab me market gayi thi to lock ker ke gayi thi .tere papa ke pass ek chabi thi usi se vo ander aye honge ( rone lagi)
deepak: mere yaha na hone par piche ghar par kaun -2 aaya tha .
indu: tere papa ke boss unki wife aur kedaar uncle.
indu: beta vo.(ruk gayi)
DEEPAK: KYA MAA?
indu: beta divyaa ki shaddi kise aur se hone wali he .5din pahle uski mangni ho gayi .
deepak: (sir jhukhaye) maa jab dukh ata he to sab piche hut jate he .chalo ye to pata chala ke sacha pyar karna mushkil hota he ( jhuthi hassi chehre par le aya)
indu: apne purse me se kuch nikal rahi thi… ye le kuch paise he tu apna khayal rakhna .
deepak: paise jeb me rakhte hue … apni maa se bola maa tumhe meri kasam he time se khana kha liya karo aur raat bhar jaga mat karo . (gusse me) me jab tak sachaiye ka pata nahi lagata na to koi mujhe pakad sakta na he mujh se bach sakta he.
deepak: maa vakil saheb ko bolo ke mujhe forensic report aur f.i.r ki ek copy chaiye .
indu: bol dungi beta . per ab tu kaha par reh raha he.
deepak: maa ek jagha rehan mushkil he . aap sare case ke documents champa ke ghar bhej dena me wahi se le lunga
aur haan vakil saheb ka phone number mujhe do .mujhe unse milna he .indu ne purse se vakil ka card nikal kar deepak ko thama diya .
ek dum se awaz ayi “RUK”
lamba chhod sa insaan deEpak ke aur doda .indu ek dum se us police wale ke saamne ayi .police wala bilkul indu se bachte hue jaise he side hua dewar se takra gaya aur deepak ko bhagne ka mauka mil chuka tha.
deepak jaise hi mandir ki sidito par pahucha dusre police wale ne use pehchan liya tha wo deepak par lapka “RUK SALEY” police wale ka hath deepak ke garden par .deepak ne apni pent ke jab se chota sa knife nikala aur police wale ke hath me gaad diya .
police wala zor se chikha aaaaaaaaaa. deepak apni puri furti se dauda aur us police wale ki aankhon se ojhal ho chuka tha .
indu: bhagwan mene kaun se paap kiye the jo tum mujhe ye saj de rahe ho ( aankhon me aanso chalak pade)
indu ko ehsas hua ke kise ne uske pair ko chua tha . indu piche mudi deepak ko dekha maa bete apne ko rok nahi paye dono ek dusre ke gale lag ke fut pade.
deepak indu ko mandir ke piche le gaya.
deepak: maa tum kesi ho.
indurote hue) depu beta tere maa bus tere liye zinda he ager tu nahi hota to tere maa kab ka zeher kha ke mar jati.
deepak: nahi maa ab tumare siwa mera kaun he ager tum aisa sochogi to me to waise he mar jaunga .
indu: beta mene aise kaun se paap kiye the jo humare sath aisa hua .mera bacha jail me wo bhi apne pita aur behan ke khoon ke case me ( indu rote ja rahi thi uski tabiyat thik nahi thi )
indu ne apne aanso ponche aur apni saree ka kona pakad ke deepak ke aankhon ke pani ko saaf kiya .
deepak: ye sab hua kaise.
indu: me jab bazar se ghar ayi kitchen me saaman rakh kar nahane ke liye bathroom ja rahi thi ke nisha ke room se music ki bahut tez awaz aa rahi thi . mene bahar se zor se boli “BETE AWAZ KAM KARO” .me nahane ke liye chali gayi . jab wapas ayi tu bhi music tez he tha .
mene nisha ke kamre ka darwaza khola to nisha niche zamin par padi thi tere dad ke seene se khoon nikal raha aur tu wahi kone me behosh tha .
mene bagal se sharma ji ko bulaya jab vo aaye to unhone he police ko phone kiya .
deepak: maa kya hamare ghar se koi samaan chori hua tha.
indu: nahi koi saaman chori nahi hua na hi koi talaa ya gate ko toda gaya tha .jab me market gayi thi to lock ker ke gayi thi .tere papa ke pass ek chabi thi usi se vo ander aye honge ( rone lagi)
deepak: mere yaha na hone par piche ghar par kaun -2 aaya tha .
indu: tere papa ke boss unki wife aur kedaar uncle.
indu: beta vo.(ruk gayi)
DEEPAK: KYA MAA?
indu: beta divyaa ki shaddi kise aur se hone wali he .5din pahle uski mangni ho gayi .
deepak: (sir jhukhaye) maa jab dukh ata he to sab piche hut jate he .chalo ye to pata chala ke sacha pyar karna mushkil hota he ( jhuthi hassi chehre par le aya)
indu: apne purse me se kuch nikal rahi thi… ye le kuch paise he tu apna khayal rakhna .
deepak: paise jeb me rakhte hue … apni maa se bola maa tumhe meri kasam he time se khana kha liya karo aur raat bhar jaga mat karo . (gusse me) me jab tak sachaiye ka pata nahi lagata na to koi mujhe pakad sakta na he mujh se bach sakta he.
deepak: maa vakil saheb ko bolo ke mujhe forensic report aur f.i.r ki ek copy chaiye .
indu: bol dungi beta . per ab tu kaha par reh raha he.
deepak: maa ek jagha rehan mushkil he . aap sare case ke documents champa ke ghar bhej dena me wahi se le lunga
aur haan vakil saheb ka phone number mujhe do .mujhe unse milna he .indu ne purse se vakil ka card nikal kar deepak ko thama diya .
ek dum se awaz ayi “RUK”
lamba chhod sa insaan deEpak ke aur doda .indu ek dum se us police wale ke saamne ayi .police wala bilkul indu se bachte hue jaise he side hua dewar se takra gaya aur deepak ko bhagne ka mauka mil chuka tha.
deepak jaise hi mandir ki sidito par pahucha dusre police wale ne use pehchan liya tha wo deepak par lapka “RUK SALEY” police wale ka hath deepak ke garden par .deepak ne apni pent ke jab se chota sa knife nikala aur police wale ke hath me gaad diya .
police wala zor se chikha aaaaaaaaaa. deepak apni puri furti se dauda aur us police wale ki aankhon se ojhal ho chuka tha .
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A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
Re: Kaun Sach Kaun Jhootha ( sex with crime story)
RANE ke jeep hospital ke bahar ruki .RANE apne usi andaaz me gaddi se niche utre pant ko zara sa uper kiya aur hospital ke ander ho liye.
RANE: wah bhai wah!.
hawaldar: saheb apne aadmi he ye wah kyu?
RANE: hawaldar ki taraf gusse se dekha aur bole babu ram hum to ei soche the ke jab vo sasura deepak inke hath lagega to hum uski itni dhulaiye karenge ke usko hospital jana pade .
par bhai yaha to ulta majra he apne he aadmi.
piche khada hawaldar phir hus pada .
ghayal police officer: sir vo hath ahi gaya tha pata nahi kab jeb se chaku nikaal ke chala diya .
RANE: hmmm. tum ka kaun officer training diye the.
officer: chanderkant sir ne.
RANE: to ka unhone ye nahi bataye ke mujrim waar bhi karta he murakh.
piche khada hawaldaar phir hussa per dabi jaban me.
RANE: (dimag chal raha tha) saala ye kaun se khet ka muli he deepak . aisa pagal to sirf do log hote he.
hawaldar: kaun saheb.
RANE: ek to deewana aur dusra ghayal sher .tumka ei dono me se deepak kaun laagat he .
hawaldar: saheb humko to deewana laagat he .sasure ka koi tanka hoga usi chamiya ke piche hoga .
RANE: ker di na hawaldar wali baat ager tum sahi sochte to hum aaj tum ko saheb bol rahe hote .
is baar piche khade hawaldar se apni hussi roki nahi gayi aur zor se hus pada .
RANE hospital se bahar ko ho liya . rane jaise he jeep me baitha usne jeep ke driver ko bole “AAJ KAL BAHUT KHIL KHILLA KE HUST HO ” ka baat he . hawaldar ke ek baar phir sitti pitti gul
aaj deepak ko jail se bhage do din hone wale the . raat ho chuki thi deepak apne chupne ka thikana khoj raha tha . usko laga ke aaj ki raat use apne ilaake se dur bitani padegi kyuki aaj he deepak mandir me baal -2 bccha tha.
deepak apne pita ke dost kedaar uncle ke ghar jane laga unka ghar thodi dur tha deepak bus stand pe khada tha bus aayi .
TINGTONG. ghar ke bel sunte he kedaar sab gate kholne ke liye aaye .39 saal ke kedaar sab deepak ke pita raj ke office me raj ke junior the aur unke family frend bhi .
darwaza khulte he saamne deepak ko dekh kar kedaar sab thoda ghabragye .
deepak: uncle ander aane ko nahi bolenge.
kedaar: oh! ha ha haan beta ander aao .
kedaar thoda jhala sa gaya tha use darr ye tha ke kahi deepak ke piche piche police bhi uske ghar na pahuch jaye kahi vo khud na fuss jaye deepak ko apne ghar me rakhne ke liye.
deepak: me jail se bhag ke aaya hu uncle. mujhe apne pita aur behan ke case me fassaya gaya he .uncle aap to mujhe jante he kya me papa aur nisha ka khoon kar sakta hu
kedaar: nahi beta mene ye kabhi nahi mana ke beta jo apne baap behan ko pyar karta tha vo unka khon ker de namumkin he bete.
deepak: uncle bus me yahi sabbit karne ke liye bhaga hu jail se aur jin logo ne mere zindgi me aag laga di he me unhein apne hatho se maar dunga.
kedaar kitchen se khane ka saaman laa kar dinning table par rakha .
kedaar: chalo beta khana kha lo tum bhukhe hoge.
deepak ne khana aise khaya jaise 50 saal baad use khana nasib hua ho . pichle ek mahine me jail ke jali rotiyaa kha -2 kar vo waise hi bimar dikhne laga tha .
kedaar ne khana khatam hone par table saaf ker di .
deepak: sirf aaj raat ke liye he yaha hu uncle kal subha hote chala jaunga . bus aap ki madad chaiye hogi.
kedaar: beta ye bhi koi bolne ke baat he tumahre pita mere bade bhai to the tum mujhse jo madad bolo me karunga .
deepak: thank u uncle .
kedaar : beta raat ke 11:30 baj gaye he tumhe ab thoda aaram kar lena chaiye.
deepak: ji uncle.
deepak ko kedaar uper wale kamre me le gaya bete tum so jao.
deepak kamre me bed par letaa tha nind aankho se bahut dur thi ….. deepak bed se utha bathroom gaya . gate band karte hue wapas aaya saamne ek chotta se almari thi deepak ne handle ko pakad ke darwaza khola waha kedaar uncle ka saamna pada tha kuch medicines , dawaio ke bolte pura shelf bhara pada tha .deepak sochne laga uncle ko kitni beemari he jo itni dawai lete he . deepak bed ke kinare aaya aur bed pe phir sone ke kaushish karne laga.
RANE: wah bhai wah!.
hawaldar: saheb apne aadmi he ye wah kyu?
RANE: hawaldar ki taraf gusse se dekha aur bole babu ram hum to ei soche the ke jab vo sasura deepak inke hath lagega to hum uski itni dhulaiye karenge ke usko hospital jana pade .
par bhai yaha to ulta majra he apne he aadmi.
piche khada hawaldar phir hus pada .
ghayal police officer: sir vo hath ahi gaya tha pata nahi kab jeb se chaku nikaal ke chala diya .
RANE: hmmm. tum ka kaun officer training diye the.
officer: chanderkant sir ne.
RANE: to ka unhone ye nahi bataye ke mujrim waar bhi karta he murakh.
piche khada hawaldaar phir hussa per dabi jaban me.
RANE: (dimag chal raha tha) saala ye kaun se khet ka muli he deepak . aisa pagal to sirf do log hote he.
hawaldar: kaun saheb.
RANE: ek to deewana aur dusra ghayal sher .tumka ei dono me se deepak kaun laagat he .
hawaldar: saheb humko to deewana laagat he .sasure ka koi tanka hoga usi chamiya ke piche hoga .
RANE: ker di na hawaldar wali baat ager tum sahi sochte to hum aaj tum ko saheb bol rahe hote .
is baar piche khade hawaldar se apni hussi roki nahi gayi aur zor se hus pada .
RANE hospital se bahar ko ho liya . rane jaise he jeep me baitha usne jeep ke driver ko bole “AAJ KAL BAHUT KHIL KHILLA KE HUST HO ” ka baat he . hawaldar ke ek baar phir sitti pitti gul
aaj deepak ko jail se bhage do din hone wale the . raat ho chuki thi deepak apne chupne ka thikana khoj raha tha . usko laga ke aaj ki raat use apne ilaake se dur bitani padegi kyuki aaj he deepak mandir me baal -2 bccha tha.
deepak apne pita ke dost kedaar uncle ke ghar jane laga unka ghar thodi dur tha deepak bus stand pe khada tha bus aayi .
TINGTONG. ghar ke bel sunte he kedaar sab gate kholne ke liye aaye .39 saal ke kedaar sab deepak ke pita raj ke office me raj ke junior the aur unke family frend bhi .
darwaza khulte he saamne deepak ko dekh kar kedaar sab thoda ghabragye .
deepak: uncle ander aane ko nahi bolenge.
kedaar: oh! ha ha haan beta ander aao .
kedaar thoda jhala sa gaya tha use darr ye tha ke kahi deepak ke piche piche police bhi uske ghar na pahuch jaye kahi vo khud na fuss jaye deepak ko apne ghar me rakhne ke liye.
deepak: me jail se bhag ke aaya hu uncle. mujhe apne pita aur behan ke case me fassaya gaya he .uncle aap to mujhe jante he kya me papa aur nisha ka khoon kar sakta hu
kedaar: nahi beta mene ye kabhi nahi mana ke beta jo apne baap behan ko pyar karta tha vo unka khon ker de namumkin he bete.
deepak: uncle bus me yahi sabbit karne ke liye bhaga hu jail se aur jin logo ne mere zindgi me aag laga di he me unhein apne hatho se maar dunga.
kedaar kitchen se khane ka saaman laa kar dinning table par rakha .
kedaar: chalo beta khana kha lo tum bhukhe hoge.
deepak ne khana aise khaya jaise 50 saal baad use khana nasib hua ho . pichle ek mahine me jail ke jali rotiyaa kha -2 kar vo waise hi bimar dikhne laga tha .
kedaar ne khana khatam hone par table saaf ker di .
deepak: sirf aaj raat ke liye he yaha hu uncle kal subha hote chala jaunga . bus aap ki madad chaiye hogi.
kedaar: beta ye bhi koi bolne ke baat he tumahre pita mere bade bhai to the tum mujhse jo madad bolo me karunga .
deepak: thank u uncle .
kedaar : beta raat ke 11:30 baj gaye he tumhe ab thoda aaram kar lena chaiye.
deepak: ji uncle.
deepak ko kedaar uper wale kamre me le gaya bete tum so jao.
deepak kamre me bed par letaa tha nind aankho se bahut dur thi ….. deepak bed se utha bathroom gaya . gate band karte hue wapas aaya saamne ek chotta se almari thi deepak ne handle ko pakad ke darwaza khola waha kedaar uncle ka saamna pada tha kuch medicines , dawaio ke bolte pura shelf bhara pada tha .deepak sochne laga uncle ko kitni beemari he jo itni dawai lete he . deepak bed ke kinare aaya aur bed pe phir sone ke kaushish karne laga.
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A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.