champa: saheb abhi nahi vo raat ko aayega 10:oopm ke baad pakee khabar he saheb ji.
deepak: kisne bataya tumhe.
champa: padosi ka beta uska dost he aur vo aaj raat waha ikhathe ho kar daru pine wale he .
deepak: hmmmm… aaj kuch bhi ho mujh se bhag nahi payega .
champa chai ka cup deepak ke pass le kar aayi jaise he deepak ne cup liya uska hath ne champa ke hath ko chua dono ne ek dusre ko dekha champa halka sa muskurai aur piche ho gayi.
aise he thodi der waha wakt bitane par deepak ne ghaddi par nazar daali 9:00 pm baj chuke the .
deepak: chalo champa mujhe vo jagha batao jaha vo aane wala he.
champa ki kholi se nikalne se pahle deepak ne champa ke rasoi se ek chakuu apne pass rakh liya tha.
dono galiyo se niklte hue khandar ke pass pahuche .
champa: yahi pe aane wala he (champa ne ishara karte hue bataya )
deepak: tum yahi ruko me ander dekh ke aata hu kuch bhi ho ander mat aana .
champa: par aap pehchanoge kaise madan ko.
deepak: vo tum mujh par chhodo vo khud bata dega .
deepak khandar ke ander gaya charo taraf ka muayana kiya koi bhi nahi tha ,bahar aaya aur champa ko ghar bhej diya ,vo soch raha tha ke kahi champa ko kuch na ho jaye,kyuki yaha khatra tha.
jaise champa gayi deepak khandar ke ander pahucha ek kone me deewar thi jaha vo chhup ke khada ho gaya aur intezaar karne laga ,thodi der baad ghaddi par nazar daali 10:30 baj chuke the par abhi tak koi aaya kyu nahi .
5min baad kuch awaz aayi deepak chukana hua .
are yaar aaj to maza agaya lamba chhoda hath mara he sab mil ke maze karenge (deepak ne ati hui awaz suni) .
deepak ne deewar se thoda jhank ke dekha use koi nazar nahi aaya , aaram se dabbe paun deepak bahar aaya thoda agge gaya kuch log use thodi dur baithe nazar aaye , jht se deepak ne fir deewar ki od li .
usko pata tha ke agar kise ne use dekha to vo log bhag khade honge ,ya fir usko maarne ki koshish karenge .
are yaar ye madan kyu nahi aaya abhi tak ,tune usko bola tha na yaha milne ko , haan yaar mene use bata diya tha ke khandar me milenge .
deepak samjh chuka tha ke madan abhi tak aaya nahi he aur ye log uska intezar kar rahe he aur vo khud bhi.
deepak thoda agge hua chhota sa pathar uthaya aur dusri taraf ki jhaadiyo ke taraf faika thodi se awaz hui.
abe kaun he ,are tu dekh to sahi kaun raat ko yaha apni shaddi karane aaya he ,.
usme se ek aadmi khada hua aur jhaadiyo ke taraf gaya ,,zor se bola kaun he be saley maza kharb kar raha he ye bol ke vo jaise he piche muda deepak ne uska sir pakad kar deewar pe zor se mara vo aadmi niche gira .
deepak ne use aaram se ghasit ke deewar ke piche la ke daal diya .
abe tu kaha mar gaya saley me daru khol raha hu jaldi aa warna sari pee jaunga.jor se hasne ki awaz aayi ,,abe ata he ya me aao , dusra aadmi bhi khada hua aur wahi jhadiyo ke taraf chala,,, abe kaha gaya apni jija ko chhod kar sala bhosdika.
deepak ne fir ek chhota pathar uthaya aur jaha vo khada tha usi deewar par mara .
us aadmi ne vo awaz suni , saley raat ko kya aankh micholi khel raha he bahar nikal daru pine ka time he.
vo aadmi us deewar ke pass aaya jaha depak chup ke khada tha ,, saley bahar nikal na mujhse ab bardasht nahi ho raha pure din se daru nahi pee aur ab tu kaha chup gaya
ye bolte he vo aadmi thoda agge aaya saamne use uska dost niche zameen pe gira dikha ,bhagte hue vo uske pass aaya .. abe uth ,kya hua tujhe us aadmi ko piche se kuch awaz sunai di jaise he usne piche dekha deepak ne zor se uske muu aur kandhe ke bich apni laat zor se mari vo jaise he gira ,niche pada pather uske sir par laga aur vo bhi behosh ho gaya
deepak ne jaldi se dono ko ghasit kar wahi laya jaha vo log sharb pine ke liye baithe . dono ko wahi letaya sharab ki bottel kholi aur unke muu aur sharir par daal di ,deepak ko piche se aati kuch awaz sunai di vo waha se bhaga aur deewar ke piche chhup gaya
Kaun Sach Kaun Jhootha ( sex with crime story)
Re: Kaun Sach Kaun Jhootha ( sex with crime story)
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A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
Re: Kaun Sach Kaun Jhootha ( sex with crime story)
deepak janta tha ke ab madan ata he hoga
abe kaha ho bhenchodo sara khandar dhund liya saley kaha mar gaye , deepak ne deewar se jhank ke dekha ek aadmi aa raha tha aur uske hath me kuch tha .vo wahi un dono ke pass ja kar khada hua.
madan un dono ke pass gaya use sharb ki mahek aayi
madan: saley bhosdike mujhe bulaya aur mujh se pahle he pee ke pad gaye (zor se bola) utho salo tandori chicken laya hu
madan ne dono ko hilaya par dono pahle he behosh the uthne ka koi naam nahi tha
madan: saley behanchodo utho mera intezar to karte
piche se deepak bola.
deepak: tera intezar mein kar raha hu na
madan palta saamne deepak ko khada dekh ghabraya thoda piche hua aur bhaga,, deepak bhi uske piche hua abhi madan khandar ke kone pe pahucha he tha ke deepak ne use piche dhaka diya aur madan chaati ke bal niche zameen par gira
deepak ne apni laat zor se madan ke pate mein maari madan zor se chinkha “,meine kuch nahi kiya mujhe jane de”
deepak: jaane dunga par pahle mere sawalo ka jawab to de haramzade ,ye bolte he ek aur laat pate me maari
deepak madan ki pinth par baith gaya aur uska gala dabane laga , madan cheekein ja raha tha par aaj deepak usko chhodne wala nahi tha
madan (ghutti awaz me bola) sab bata dunga chhod mujhe pahle .
deepak ne ek zor daar tamacha madan ke muu par mara aur uske upar se utha .
deepak: uth saley aaj tu sab bateyga warna yahi tujhe gaad dunga .
deepak ka sahara le kar madan khada hua .vo abhi bhi haanff raha tha .fir se usne bhagne ki koshish ki ,deepak ne apni jeb se chaku nikala aur pass pahuch kar madan ki garden par laga diya.
deepak: bhagega chal bhag , tere aur mere pass bahut kam time he .. tere liye upar jane ka aur mere liye apne aap ko beghuna sabit karna samjha jaldi bata sab kuch.
madan: chaku piche kar sab bata dunga .
deepak ne chaku ko madan ki garden se hataya .
madan: mene kuch nahi kiya ,aur na hee us jagya ne kuch kiya tha ( rote hue bola) .
deepak: kisne kiya ?
madan: mujhe nahi pata ,bus itna pata he ke jagya ko tere ghar ka tala kholne ke 100000rs mile the (rote hue bola) .
deepak: tu jhut bol raha he tujhe sab pata he ,bata de warna aaj tujhe ise khandar me mar ke gaad dunga .
madan: me tere se sach bolta hu,,, subha jab tu champa ke ghar se nikla to mene he tujhe mara tha.
deepak ne ek zor daar tamacha madan ke muu par mara aur uske upar se utha .
deepak: uth saley aaj tu sab bateyga warna yahi tujhe gaad dunga
deepak ka sahara le kar madan khada hua .vo abhi bhi haanff raha tha .fir se usne bhagne ki koshish ki ,deepak ne apni jeb se chaku nikala aur pass pahuch kar madan ki garden par laga diya
deepak: bhagega chal bhag , tere aur mere pass bahut kam time he .. tere liye upar jane ka aur mere liye apne aap ko beghuna sabit karna samjha jaldi bata sab kuch
madan: chaku piche kar sab bata dunga
deepak ne chaku ko madan ki garden se hataya
madan: mene kuch nahi kiya ,aur na hee us jagya ne kuch kiya tha ( rote hue bola)
deepak: kisne kiya ?
madan: mujhe nahi pata ,bus itna pata he ke jagya ko tere ghar ka tala kholne ke 100000rs mile the (rote hue bola)
deepak: tu jhut bol raha he tujhe sab pata he ,bata de warna aaj tujhe ise khandar me mar ke gaad dunga
madan: me tere se sach bolta hu,,, subha jab tu champa ke ghar se nikla to mene hE tujhe mara tha.
madan: jagya ko kuch din pahle do log mile the,wo log kaun he mujhe nahi pata par un logo ne he jagya se tere ghar ka tala khulwaya tha(rote hue bola).
deepak: tu bhi shamil he isme mujhe pata he
madan: nahi me nahi tha ,vo log jagya ko kaam hone ke baad bole ke agar teri zabaan khuli to zindgi me kabhi bolega nahi
madan: jagya kaam hone ke baad bahut ghabraya mere pass aya tha usko bahut darr lag raha tha. mujhe usne yahi bataya ke un logo ne tere ghar ka tala usko ye bol ke khulwaya tha ke tere ghar me bahut maal he aur us wakt ghar me koi nahi hoga .par tere ghar me tera baap aur tere behan thi us wakt
abe kaha ho bhenchodo sara khandar dhund liya saley kaha mar gaye , deepak ne deewar se jhank ke dekha ek aadmi aa raha tha aur uske hath me kuch tha .vo wahi un dono ke pass ja kar khada hua.
madan un dono ke pass gaya use sharb ki mahek aayi
madan: saley bhosdike mujhe bulaya aur mujh se pahle he pee ke pad gaye (zor se bola) utho salo tandori chicken laya hu
madan ne dono ko hilaya par dono pahle he behosh the uthne ka koi naam nahi tha
madan: saley behanchodo utho mera intezar to karte
piche se deepak bola.
deepak: tera intezar mein kar raha hu na
madan palta saamne deepak ko khada dekh ghabraya thoda piche hua aur bhaga,, deepak bhi uske piche hua abhi madan khandar ke kone pe pahucha he tha ke deepak ne use piche dhaka diya aur madan chaati ke bal niche zameen par gira
deepak ne apni laat zor se madan ke pate mein maari madan zor se chinkha “,meine kuch nahi kiya mujhe jane de”
deepak: jaane dunga par pahle mere sawalo ka jawab to de haramzade ,ye bolte he ek aur laat pate me maari
deepak madan ki pinth par baith gaya aur uska gala dabane laga , madan cheekein ja raha tha par aaj deepak usko chhodne wala nahi tha
madan (ghutti awaz me bola) sab bata dunga chhod mujhe pahle .
deepak ne ek zor daar tamacha madan ke muu par mara aur uske upar se utha .
deepak: uth saley aaj tu sab bateyga warna yahi tujhe gaad dunga .
deepak ka sahara le kar madan khada hua .vo abhi bhi haanff raha tha .fir se usne bhagne ki koshish ki ,deepak ne apni jeb se chaku nikala aur pass pahuch kar madan ki garden par laga diya.
deepak: bhagega chal bhag , tere aur mere pass bahut kam time he .. tere liye upar jane ka aur mere liye apne aap ko beghuna sabit karna samjha jaldi bata sab kuch.
madan: chaku piche kar sab bata dunga .
deepak ne chaku ko madan ki garden se hataya .
madan: mene kuch nahi kiya ,aur na hee us jagya ne kuch kiya tha ( rote hue bola) .
deepak: kisne kiya ?
madan: mujhe nahi pata ,bus itna pata he ke jagya ko tere ghar ka tala kholne ke 100000rs mile the (rote hue bola) .
deepak: tu jhut bol raha he tujhe sab pata he ,bata de warna aaj tujhe ise khandar me mar ke gaad dunga .
madan: me tere se sach bolta hu,,, subha jab tu champa ke ghar se nikla to mene he tujhe mara tha.
deepak ne ek zor daar tamacha madan ke muu par mara aur uske upar se utha .
deepak: uth saley aaj tu sab bateyga warna yahi tujhe gaad dunga
deepak ka sahara le kar madan khada hua .vo abhi bhi haanff raha tha .fir se usne bhagne ki koshish ki ,deepak ne apni jeb se chaku nikala aur pass pahuch kar madan ki garden par laga diya
deepak: bhagega chal bhag , tere aur mere pass bahut kam time he .. tere liye upar jane ka aur mere liye apne aap ko beghuna sabit karna samjha jaldi bata sab kuch
madan: chaku piche kar sab bata dunga
deepak ne chaku ko madan ki garden se hataya
madan: mene kuch nahi kiya ,aur na hee us jagya ne kuch kiya tha ( rote hue bola)
deepak: kisne kiya ?
madan: mujhe nahi pata ,bus itna pata he ke jagya ko tere ghar ka tala kholne ke 100000rs mile the (rote hue bola)
deepak: tu jhut bol raha he tujhe sab pata he ,bata de warna aaj tujhe ise khandar me mar ke gaad dunga
madan: me tere se sach bolta hu,,, subha jab tu champa ke ghar se nikla to mene hE tujhe mara tha.
madan: jagya ko kuch din pahle do log mile the,wo log kaun he mujhe nahi pata par un logo ne he jagya se tere ghar ka tala khulwaya tha(rote hue bola).
deepak: tu bhi shamil he isme mujhe pata he
madan: nahi me nahi tha ,vo log jagya ko kaam hone ke baad bole ke agar teri zabaan khuli to zindgi me kabhi bolega nahi
madan: jagya kaam hone ke baad bahut ghabraya mere pass aya tha usko bahut darr lag raha tha. mujhe usne yahi bataya ke un logo ne tere ghar ka tala usko ye bol ke khulwaya tha ke tere ghar me bahut maal he aur us wakt ghar me koi nahi hoga .par tere ghar me tera baap aur tere behan thi us wakt
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A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
Re: Kaun Sach Kaun Jhootha ( sex with crime story)
madan: vo niche khada tha tere baap aurbehan ki cheekhh suni vo upar gaya to vo darr gaya tha (rote hue) .usne bus mujhe yahi bataya tha aur kuch nahi me sach bol raha hu
deepak: vo log jagya ko kese mile
madan: jagya apun ki basti ka hero tha, sab logo ki madad karta tha,usko daru pine ki adadt thi vo ek din apsara bar me daru pi raha tha apun ke sath ke tabhi do log aaye aur jagya ko apni aur bulya
madan: wo log jagya o apne sath bahar le kar gaye , thodi der baat karne ke baad ,jab jagya wapas apni table pe aaya ,to apun us ko pucha ke kaun the vo log ,to usne apun ko ye bola ke hath ka safai dikhana he kahi maal tagda milega.
deepak: tune un dono ko dekha tha na.
MADAN : haan dekha tha ,par apun nahi jaanta vo log kaun he
deepak: tujhe sab pata he aur tu abhi bateyga.
deepak ne chaku se madan ki taang par waar kiya
madan: aaaaahhhhhhhhhh!.
deepak: abhi to sirf saza di he maut nahi ,agar tune apna muu nahi khola to tere maut tere bahut karib he .
madan: (rote hue bola) vo vo .. apsara baar ke mallik ne he jagya ke bare me un do logo ko bataya tha ,sach bol raha hu is se zayada mujhe kuch nahi pata . apun dono waha bahut bar daru pine ke liye jate the vo waha ke mallik ka apun log ek kaam kiye the bus tabich se he apun logo ke pahchan ho gayi thi uske sath.
deepak: naam kya he uska
madan: satya bau
deepak: kaha milega
madan: apun ko nahi malum apun to do char bar usko wahich baar me mila .
deepak: agar tune kuch bhi jhut bola he na,to teri maut tere bahut karib he.
madan: apun ko jo pata tha apun tujh ko bata diya ,sach bolta he, apun log chor he khooni nahi ,jagya jis din se wo kaam kiya tha tab se ek raat bhi chain se nahi soya . wo log tere pe nazar rakhe the tabhi to jagya ko uda ich diya un logon ne.
deepak: ab yaha dikhna mat warna aaj to tujhe sirf saza di he agli bar maut dunga
ye bolte he deepak ne jagya ko zordaar ghusa mara jagya zameen par niche nidhaal gira
deepak ne khandar me nazar ghumayi koi nahi tha chipkaliyo ki awaz aa rahi thi .usko pata tha ke usne ek kadam katilo ke taraf aur bada diya,ab use aur dhayan se kaam lena hoga
deepak khandar se bahar nikla ke tabhi main road pe khadi gaddi ki head lights on hui sheesha niche hua gaddi agge ko chalne lagi ,deepak kuch sochta hua agge bad raha tha . tabhi gaddi se bahar ek lambi se riffel ka muu bahar aaya aur goli chali THAAA
udhar deepak ki cheekh nikli aahhhh.deepak niche zameen par gira ,gaddi jaldi se gayab ho gayi.
deepak zameen par gira aur zor zor se saans lene laga goli uske pate me lagi thi usko pata tha ke maut uske karib he uski aankhein band hone lagi ,use aisa laga samne se koi aa raha he , champa thi saath me ek ladka bhi tha .
champa: kya hua saheb ji .
deepak: cha mpa mujhe bacha lo ,me apne pita aur behan ka khooni ban ke nahi mar sakta mujhe bacha lo.
ye bolte he deepak behosh ho gaya .
champa ne deepak ke seene pe kaan lagaya dhadkan chal rahi thi.
champa: inki saans chal rahi ,chal inko uthane me madad kar .
dono ne mil kar deepak ko uthaya aur basti ki taraf jane lage .
champa: agar aise jayenge to ye bach nahi payenge ek kaam kar saamne vo hath gaddi padi ja chupke se use utha la .
vo ladka bhag kar gaya ek theli le kar aaya dono ne deepak ko us par letaya aur us ladke ne dhakka lagana shuru kiya champa piche bhag rahi thi, vo ladka tezi se theli le kar bhag raha tha .
basti ke pass pahuch kar champa ne basti ke ek ghar pe darwaze ko khatkhataya ,ander se khatpat ki awaz hui darwaza khula.
compounder: kya baat champa raat ko bhi tujhe chain nahi he ,kya chaiye bol.
champa: baccha le inko.(ishar deepak ki taraf tha)
compounder: kise baccha lo (apni kholi se bahar nikla saamne deepak ko theyli par khoon me lat pat dekh uski halat patli ho gayi) kaun he ye (zor se bola,ander se uski biwi bhi bahar agayi) .
deepak: vo log jagya ko kese mile
madan: jagya apun ki basti ka hero tha, sab logo ki madad karta tha,usko daru pine ki adadt thi vo ek din apsara bar me daru pi raha tha apun ke sath ke tabhi do log aaye aur jagya ko apni aur bulya
madan: wo log jagya o apne sath bahar le kar gaye , thodi der baat karne ke baad ,jab jagya wapas apni table pe aaya ,to apun us ko pucha ke kaun the vo log ,to usne apun ko ye bola ke hath ka safai dikhana he kahi maal tagda milega.
deepak: tune un dono ko dekha tha na.
MADAN : haan dekha tha ,par apun nahi jaanta vo log kaun he
deepak: tujhe sab pata he aur tu abhi bateyga.
deepak ne chaku se madan ki taang par waar kiya
madan: aaaaahhhhhhhhhh!.
deepak: abhi to sirf saza di he maut nahi ,agar tune apna muu nahi khola to tere maut tere bahut karib he .
madan: (rote hue bola) vo vo .. apsara baar ke mallik ne he jagya ke bare me un do logo ko bataya tha ,sach bol raha hu is se zayada mujhe kuch nahi pata . apun dono waha bahut bar daru pine ke liye jate the vo waha ke mallik ka apun log ek kaam kiye the bus tabich se he apun logo ke pahchan ho gayi thi uske sath.
deepak: naam kya he uska
madan: satya bau
deepak: kaha milega
madan: apun ko nahi malum apun to do char bar usko wahich baar me mila .
deepak: agar tune kuch bhi jhut bola he na,to teri maut tere bahut karib he.
madan: apun ko jo pata tha apun tujh ko bata diya ,sach bolta he, apun log chor he khooni nahi ,jagya jis din se wo kaam kiya tha tab se ek raat bhi chain se nahi soya . wo log tere pe nazar rakhe the tabhi to jagya ko uda ich diya un logon ne.
deepak: ab yaha dikhna mat warna aaj to tujhe sirf saza di he agli bar maut dunga
ye bolte he deepak ne jagya ko zordaar ghusa mara jagya zameen par niche nidhaal gira
deepak ne khandar me nazar ghumayi koi nahi tha chipkaliyo ki awaz aa rahi thi .usko pata tha ke usne ek kadam katilo ke taraf aur bada diya,ab use aur dhayan se kaam lena hoga
deepak khandar se bahar nikla ke tabhi main road pe khadi gaddi ki head lights on hui sheesha niche hua gaddi agge ko chalne lagi ,deepak kuch sochta hua agge bad raha tha . tabhi gaddi se bahar ek lambi se riffel ka muu bahar aaya aur goli chali THAAA
udhar deepak ki cheekh nikli aahhhh.deepak niche zameen par gira ,gaddi jaldi se gayab ho gayi.
deepak zameen par gira aur zor zor se saans lene laga goli uske pate me lagi thi usko pata tha ke maut uske karib he uski aankhein band hone lagi ,use aisa laga samne se koi aa raha he , champa thi saath me ek ladka bhi tha .
champa: kya hua saheb ji .
deepak: cha mpa mujhe bacha lo ,me apne pita aur behan ka khooni ban ke nahi mar sakta mujhe bacha lo.
ye bolte he deepak behosh ho gaya .
champa ne deepak ke seene pe kaan lagaya dhadkan chal rahi thi.
champa: inki saans chal rahi ,chal inko uthane me madad kar .
dono ne mil kar deepak ko uthaya aur basti ki taraf jane lage .
champa: agar aise jayenge to ye bach nahi payenge ek kaam kar saamne vo hath gaddi padi ja chupke se use utha la .
vo ladka bhag kar gaya ek theli le kar aaya dono ne deepak ko us par letaya aur us ladke ne dhakka lagana shuru kiya champa piche bhag rahi thi, vo ladka tezi se theli le kar bhag raha tha .
basti ke pass pahuch kar champa ne basti ke ek ghar pe darwaze ko khatkhataya ,ander se khatpat ki awaz hui darwaza khula.
compounder: kya baat champa raat ko bhi tujhe chain nahi he ,kya chaiye bol.
champa: baccha le inko.(ishar deepak ki taraf tha)
compounder: kise baccha lo (apni kholi se bahar nikla saamne deepak ko theyli par khoon me lat pat dekh uski halat patli ho gayi) kaun he ye (zor se bola,ander se uski biwi bhi bahar agayi) .
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A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.