chandu khooli se bahar hua
champa deepak ke pass gayi
champa: saheb
deepak ne apni aankhein jhapkate hue haami bhari
deepak: me tumhe taa klif de raha ho ,itna to koi kise ke liye nahi karta champa jo tumne mere liye kiya he
champa: saheb ji aap aisa na bole , me chote ghar ki ho aap ki sewa karna mera dharm he
deepak: champa jo tumne kiya he ,shayad he mere liye koi karta , mere pass aao
champa deepak ke pass gayi ,deepak ne champa ke chehre ko pakda aur mathe ko chumm liya
champa ke chehre pe khushi thi ,aur hairani bhi
deepak: champa me tumahra ehsaan kabhi nahi bhul sakta
champa: saheb ji aap aisa mat bole ,me to aap ko ch..
bolte -2 champa ruk gayi ,dono ek dusre ki aankhon me dekhe ja rahe the ,tabhi darwaze ke khulne ki awaz hui ,chandu ander aaya
chandu: ye le tera samaan ab yaha koi khatra nahi he ,na hi koi aayega aas pass ke logo ko mene ye bol diya he tu meri dur ki rishtedar he
champa: aacha kiya ,chal ab ja raat ki 12:00 baj rahi he teri ma teri raah dekh rahi hogi
chandu: tu kab tak rahegi yaha , agar tere ghar pe koi aaya to bolu
champa: bol diyo champa gaon gayi ,aur haan soni ko bol diyo ke vo ek do din mere gharo ka kaam ker legi
chandu: jaise teri marzi ,me chalta hu
chandu bahar nikla rikhshaw chala kar waha se nikal gaya
champa : saheb ji aap kuch khayenge me daliya layi hu sath me
deepak: nahi kuch nahi bhuk nahi he
champa ne dawai ke theli me se dawai nikalli aur deepak ko pilayi
champa: aap so jayeiye ,aap ko aaram milega
thodi der baad dono gehri nind me the
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agli subha RANE police station ke bahar khada chai pee raha tha
RANE: babu ram yaar humko ek baat batao tumhe tumari dono biwi me se kaun se zayadi pyari he
hawaldar: sir dono hi achi he
RANE: are babu ram par dono me se tumhe zayada kaun pyar karti he
hawaldar: sir pahli wali , jab mene dusri shaddi kari tab bhi vo mujhe chhod ke nahi gayi ,vo mujhe bahut pyar karti he
RANE: to kahe dusri shaddi kiye
hawaldar: sir meri pahli biwi se mujhe 2ladki he ,par 2sri ladki ke baad doctor ne bataya ke vo ab maa nahi ban payegi ,
hawaldar: aur sir meri maa ne mujhe samjhaya ke agar mera koi beta nahi hoga to mera vansh agge kaise badega,isliye mene dusri shadi karli
RANE: to dusri biwi se tumar beta hua
hawaldar : nahi sir usse bhi beti hui he
RANE: (chai wale ko bola) are bhaiya shadiyo me chai banate ho ka
chai wala: haan saheb
RANE: acha he ,chalo ab babu ram ka 3sri shaddi me tum ko hi chai banana he ,inko beta chahiye 3sri shaddi me jarur aana
waha khade sab log zor se hus pade
hawaldar bhagta hua aaya ,sir commisioner sahab ka phone aaya tha aapko yaad kiye he
RANE: huh hmmmm sala tum to chai bhi chain se nahi pine doge,sasura chai ka sawad chinn liye tum ,chalo hum aate he
RANE police station ke ander pahucha , phone uthaya aur commisioner ko phone kiya
RANE: jai hind sir RANE speaking
commisioner : RANE kaha tak pahuche
RANE: sir clue to mil gaya he apne aadmi bhi laga diye he , natija jaldi milega
commisioner: RANE tumare pass time kam he,7 din deta hu tumhe result do warna
phone commisioner ne kaat diya
commisioner ke phone kaat te hi RANE ne hawaldar ko awaz di ,hawaldar pass aaya
RANE: hum kabhi aaj tak rishwat nahi liye , ab hamka ye batao ek hafta me kitna maal ikhatha ho sakta he
hawaldar: kyu sir?
RANE: are hum ja rahe he
hawaldar: kaha sir
RANE: oo commisioner ne hamka aapna job offer diya he ,ab hum ei chota sa police thane me ka karenge,ab to hum commisioner hue na
hawaldar: mubarak ho sir , sir mera parmotion bhi
RANE: are ei ma koi puchne ka baat he ,tum to hamar chahte ho ,sabse pahle tum ka is police thane ka inspector bana denge
hawaldar: sir me aapko bata nahi sakta me kitna khush hu
RANE: are hum bhi bahut khush he ,dekho hamar aankh me khushi ka anso bhi gaya
Kaun Sach Kaun Jhootha ( sex with crime story)
Re: Kaun Sach Kaun Jhootha ( sex with crime story)
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A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
Re: Kaun Sach Kaun Jhootha ( sex with crime story)
hawaldar: sir fir to party honi chahiye
RANE: haan haan zaror hum party ka arrangemant karte he ,tum apni dono biwi ko ye khush khabri de do jao tumhe 1 ghante ki chutti di
hawaldar ye baat sunte he bahar jane laga ,RANE ne piche se awaz di
RANE: ate hue mithai lete aana ,aur haan 3sra shadi ka liye ladki dhund lo
hawaldar: ji sir mithai leta aaunga
ye bol kar vo police station se bahar hua,RANE ne phone uthaya num dial kiya
RANE: pahchane kaa ,(dusri taraf vo pvt detectiv tha)
detectiv: ji sir
RANE: kaha tak pahuche
detectiv: sir usi kaam ke liye dusre sheher aaya hua hu
RANE: yaar jaldi karo commisioner ne ek hafte ka time diya he uske baad agar tum kuch dhund bhi liye ,to hum tumka is thane me nahi milenge samjhe
detectiv: sir ek din ka time dijiye kuch dhunda hu ,par pura pata nahi kar pa raha, thoda wakt lagega
RANE: thik he par humko apni naukri bahut payari he ,ei tum jaant ho ,to jaldi se jaldi hamare liye gift lao yaar humka yaha se kahi nahi jana
detectiv: sir me puri report lekar hi aaunga ek din ka wakt aur dijiye
RANE ne phone kata, aur police station ko gaur se dekhne laga use lag raha tha ke jaise vo aakhiri bar ise dekh raha he
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subha champa jagi ,saamne deepak par nazar daali deepak gehri nind me so raha tha ,aaj do din baad deepak aisa so raha tha ,uske chehre par ek khushi thi
champa apne kaam me lag gayi ,deepak ki nind bhi khuli ,bathroom jane ke liye khada hua tha ke zameen par niche gir pada ,champa aahat sun ke bhagte hue uske pass aayi ,deepak apna pate pakde zor se daba rakha tha
champa: dikhayiye kya hua
champa ne shirt upar ki ,jaha tankein lage hue the waha se khoon beh raha tha
champa: aap khud kyu khade hue mujhe awaz de dete
deepak kuch bola nahi , champa ka sahara lekar khada hua aur bathroom ki taraf gaya,bathroom se bahar aaya champa chai lekar bed ke pass khadi thi
champa: ab kaisa lag raha he saheb ji
deepak: pahle se thik hu , par dard bahut he
champa: saheb ji aap bilkul thik ho jayenge ,bus kuch dino ki baat he
deepak: champa wahi nahi he mere pass ,mujhe jaldi se kuch karna he ,kahi vo log dur bhag gaye to zindgi bhar mujhe chip chip ke rehna padega, aur me marna pasand karunga chipna nahi
champa: saheb ji aap aisi battein kyu karte he, agar aapko kuch hogaya to
deepak: champa mar to me waise bhi chuka hu ,aisa ilzaam he mujh par,
deepak: champa ab jab tak vo log mere hath nahi ate me kaise chain lo , me unhe jaan se maar dunga
champa: saheb ji mujhe apko ek baat batani he
deepak: bolo champa kya baat he
champa: voo do din pahle aapke ghar me chori hui thi
deepak: kya ? aur tumne mujhe bataya nahi
champa: aap ki aisi halat me ,me aapko aur pareshan kaise karti
deepak champa ki baat ko samjhte hue shant raha thodi der baad usne pucha
deepak: kya chori hua ghar me
champa: me to kaam karne gayi nahi ,meri sahli soni gayi thi ,usi ne bataya ke ghar se heere chori hue he
deepak: kya ,maa ko to kuch nahi hua na
champa: jab chori hui maa ji ghar me nahi thi
deepak soch raha tha ke ye unke sath aakhir ho kya raha he ,pahle vo hadsa aur ab ghar me chori,aakhir ye kaun kar raha he ,ya fir sirf ek itifaak he
champa: aap muu hath dho lijiye me aapke liye nashta banati ho
deepak ne haami bhari , wahi baitha apne dimag pe zor dal raha tha purani baaton ko yaad ker raha tha ,kaise vo log khush the ,pura pariwar ek sath tha
deepak apni soch se tab bahar aaya ,jab darwaza khula aur chandu ander aaya ,saamne deepak ko baitha dekh chandu uske pass gaya
chandu: ab kaisa lag raha he
deepak: thik hu
chandu: maut ke muu se wapas aaye ho, us raat agar champa ghar wapas aakar mujhe sath na lati to tum bach nahi pate
deepak: shukriya dost
chandu: ab agge kya karoge ,tumhare piche to jaise puri nazar rakhi he um logo ne
deepak: wahi soch raha hu ,us raat madan ne kisi apsara bar ke mallik satya bau ka naam liya tha usi ko dhudna he
RANE: haan haan zaror hum party ka arrangemant karte he ,tum apni dono biwi ko ye khush khabri de do jao tumhe 1 ghante ki chutti di
hawaldar ye baat sunte he bahar jane laga ,RANE ne piche se awaz di
RANE: ate hue mithai lete aana ,aur haan 3sra shadi ka liye ladki dhund lo
hawaldar: ji sir mithai leta aaunga
ye bol kar vo police station se bahar hua,RANE ne phone uthaya num dial kiya
RANE: pahchane kaa ,(dusri taraf vo pvt detectiv tha)
detectiv: ji sir
RANE: kaha tak pahuche
detectiv: sir usi kaam ke liye dusre sheher aaya hua hu
RANE: yaar jaldi karo commisioner ne ek hafte ka time diya he uske baad agar tum kuch dhund bhi liye ,to hum tumka is thane me nahi milenge samjhe
detectiv: sir ek din ka time dijiye kuch dhunda hu ,par pura pata nahi kar pa raha, thoda wakt lagega
RANE: thik he par humko apni naukri bahut payari he ,ei tum jaant ho ,to jaldi se jaldi hamare liye gift lao yaar humka yaha se kahi nahi jana
detectiv: sir me puri report lekar hi aaunga ek din ka wakt aur dijiye
RANE ne phone kata, aur police station ko gaur se dekhne laga use lag raha tha ke jaise vo aakhiri bar ise dekh raha he
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subha champa jagi ,saamne deepak par nazar daali deepak gehri nind me so raha tha ,aaj do din baad deepak aisa so raha tha ,uske chehre par ek khushi thi
champa apne kaam me lag gayi ,deepak ki nind bhi khuli ,bathroom jane ke liye khada hua tha ke zameen par niche gir pada ,champa aahat sun ke bhagte hue uske pass aayi ,deepak apna pate pakde zor se daba rakha tha
champa: dikhayiye kya hua
champa ne shirt upar ki ,jaha tankein lage hue the waha se khoon beh raha tha
champa: aap khud kyu khade hue mujhe awaz de dete
deepak kuch bola nahi , champa ka sahara lekar khada hua aur bathroom ki taraf gaya,bathroom se bahar aaya champa chai lekar bed ke pass khadi thi
champa: ab kaisa lag raha he saheb ji
deepak: pahle se thik hu , par dard bahut he
champa: saheb ji aap bilkul thik ho jayenge ,bus kuch dino ki baat he
deepak: champa wahi nahi he mere pass ,mujhe jaldi se kuch karna he ,kahi vo log dur bhag gaye to zindgi bhar mujhe chip chip ke rehna padega, aur me marna pasand karunga chipna nahi
champa: saheb ji aap aisi battein kyu karte he, agar aapko kuch hogaya to
deepak: champa mar to me waise bhi chuka hu ,aisa ilzaam he mujh par,
deepak: champa ab jab tak vo log mere hath nahi ate me kaise chain lo , me unhe jaan se maar dunga
champa: saheb ji mujhe apko ek baat batani he
deepak: bolo champa kya baat he
champa: voo do din pahle aapke ghar me chori hui thi
deepak: kya ? aur tumne mujhe bataya nahi
champa: aap ki aisi halat me ,me aapko aur pareshan kaise karti
deepak champa ki baat ko samjhte hue shant raha thodi der baad usne pucha
deepak: kya chori hua ghar me
champa: me to kaam karne gayi nahi ,meri sahli soni gayi thi ,usi ne bataya ke ghar se heere chori hue he
deepak: kya ,maa ko to kuch nahi hua na
champa: jab chori hui maa ji ghar me nahi thi
deepak soch raha tha ke ye unke sath aakhir ho kya raha he ,pahle vo hadsa aur ab ghar me chori,aakhir ye kaun kar raha he ,ya fir sirf ek itifaak he
champa: aap muu hath dho lijiye me aapke liye nashta banati ho
deepak ne haami bhari , wahi baitha apne dimag pe zor dal raha tha purani baaton ko yaad ker raha tha ,kaise vo log khush the ,pura pariwar ek sath tha
deepak apni soch se tab bahar aaya ,jab darwaza khula aur chandu ander aaya ,saamne deepak ko baitha dekh chandu uske pass gaya
chandu: ab kaisa lag raha he
deepak: thik hu
chandu: maut ke muu se wapas aaye ho, us raat agar champa ghar wapas aakar mujhe sath na lati to tum bach nahi pate
deepak: shukriya dost
chandu: ab agge kya karoge ,tumhare piche to jaise puri nazar rakhi he um logo ne
deepak: wahi soch raha hu ,us raat madan ne kisi apsara bar ke mallik satya bau ka naam liya tha usi ko dhudna he
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A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
Re: Kaun Sach Kaun Jhootha ( sex with crime story)
chandu: satya bau (hairani se bola)
deepak: tum jante ho use
chandu: jis khooli me tum baithe ho ye usi ki di hui he
deepak: ye ,par kaise
chandu: mera dost kishan uske bar me kaam karta he ,usi ne usko ye rahne ke li di hui he
deepak: mujhe uske pass le kar chalo
chandu: vo koi mamuli aadmi nahi samjha ,is shaher ka naam chinn aadmi he aise thodi na mil jayega ,2 ,4 bodyguard aas pass hote he ,sidha mathe me goli marenge ,uske liye tujhe thoda rukna padega apne dost de baat karta hu me
champa: tu kab aaya
chandu: abhi aaya hu
champa:dhoodh wala aye to dhoodh tu apne ghar pe rakh lena
chandu: rakh lunga,or koi kaam he to bata de
deepak: mujhe kuch samaan la kar do(chandu se bola)
champa: kya saheb ji
deepak: rui(cotton) patti( bandages)
champa: kyu,kya hua
deepak: champa agar yaha baitha raha , to log kabhi bhi aa sakte he ,aur me nahi chahta ke me ab unki nazar me aao
champa: par saheb ji aapka zhakam to abhi bhara nahi
deepak: champa tum fikar mat karo mujhe kuch nahi hoga ,me tumhe wada karta hu
deepak: chandu tumne meri bahut madad ki he ,ab thodi aur kar do , mujhe us satya bau se ek baar milwa do
chandu: milwa to dunga ,par thodi der rukna hoga ,abhi mera dost wahi bar me hoga ,me kai baar usko milne waha jata hu,aur mujhe pata ke satya bau sham ko hi waha par ata he gala(paise) ikhatha karne
champa: tu waha jayega saheb ji ke sath,waha koi khatra to nahi
chandu: haan me inke saath chala jaunga ,tu chinta mat kar ,kishan mera acha dost he aur apne mallik ka wafadaar
chandu khooli se bahar gaya aur 5min baad rui aur patti le kar aaya
chandu: ab me chalta hu ,tum sham ko mera intezar karna me kishan se baat karke aaunga fir hum chalenge
deepak: thik he, par kishan ko ye mat batana ke mene kis silsile me milna he
chandu: tum chinta mat karo vo mera kaam he
ye bol kar vo khooli se bahar hua
champa: mujhe bahut darr lag raha he , agar kuch anhoni hogayi to
deepak: kuch nahi hoga ,ab un logo ke ghabrane ki bari he (gusse me bola)
deepak ne apni shirt utari or patti bandhne ki koshish karne laga par thik se bandh nahi pa raha tha,champa uske pass ayi
champa: layiye me laga deti hu
champa ne cotton ke packet ko khola aur zakham pe rakh diya ,deepak ne champa ko ek aur cotton packet wahi lagane ko bola
deepak: ab patti bandho thoda sakht bandhna
champa patti ko pure pate ki golaie me bandh rahi thi ,baar baar uska hath ,deepak ke sharir par sparsh kar raha tha ,patti badhne ke baad champa sidhi khadi hui ,dono ek dusre ko dekhe ja rahe the 5min tak koi nahi bola
aise he dono ek dusre ko dekhe ja rahe the ,deepak ne apna ek hath uthaya aur champa ke kandhe par rakh diya,champa ne apni aankhein niche kar li(mano sharma gayi ho)
deepak ne champa ka chehra apne hatho me liya aur use dekhe ja raha tha , dhire se apne honth uske hontho ke pass lekar gaya aur uske hontho se mila diya ,champa kuch boli nahi na hili par use vishwas nahi ho raha tha ,deepak to use chuu raha tha par champa ki himat nahi ho pa rahi thi use chune ki
deepak ne apne honth uske hontho se alag kiye ,champa ki aankhein band thi, vo apni aankhein khol pane ki himat nahi kar pa rahi thi,mano jaise vo koi sapna dekh rahi ho
deepak: (dhire se bola) champa aankhein kholo
par champa aankhein kholna hi nahi chahti thi ,usko lag raha tha mano vo koi sapna dekh rahi he, agar aankhein kholegi to sapna bhi khatam ho jayega
deepak ne champa ke kandhe ko hilaya ,champa jaise nind se jagi ho , halki si aankhein khuli samne deepak khada tha ,champa ki aankhon se aanso beh gaya ,jaise vo ye kab se chahti ho
champa ki aankhein khulte he,deepak ne uske aanso saaf kiye,,deepak ne apne honth ek baar fir champa ke hontho se mila diye ,is baar champa ne apna hath uski pith par rakha aur apni taraf zor se khichne lagi (mano jaise vo ab ye honth kabhi chhodna nahi chahti)
deepak: tum jante ho use
chandu: jis khooli me tum baithe ho ye usi ki di hui he
deepak: ye ,par kaise
chandu: mera dost kishan uske bar me kaam karta he ,usi ne usko ye rahne ke li di hui he
deepak: mujhe uske pass le kar chalo
chandu: vo koi mamuli aadmi nahi samjha ,is shaher ka naam chinn aadmi he aise thodi na mil jayega ,2 ,4 bodyguard aas pass hote he ,sidha mathe me goli marenge ,uske liye tujhe thoda rukna padega apne dost de baat karta hu me
champa: tu kab aaya
chandu: abhi aaya hu
champa:dhoodh wala aye to dhoodh tu apne ghar pe rakh lena
chandu: rakh lunga,or koi kaam he to bata de
deepak: mujhe kuch samaan la kar do(chandu se bola)
champa: kya saheb ji
deepak: rui(cotton) patti( bandages)
champa: kyu,kya hua
deepak: champa agar yaha baitha raha , to log kabhi bhi aa sakte he ,aur me nahi chahta ke me ab unki nazar me aao
champa: par saheb ji aapka zhakam to abhi bhara nahi
deepak: champa tum fikar mat karo mujhe kuch nahi hoga ,me tumhe wada karta hu
deepak: chandu tumne meri bahut madad ki he ,ab thodi aur kar do , mujhe us satya bau se ek baar milwa do
chandu: milwa to dunga ,par thodi der rukna hoga ,abhi mera dost wahi bar me hoga ,me kai baar usko milne waha jata hu,aur mujhe pata ke satya bau sham ko hi waha par ata he gala(paise) ikhatha karne
champa: tu waha jayega saheb ji ke sath,waha koi khatra to nahi
chandu: haan me inke saath chala jaunga ,tu chinta mat kar ,kishan mera acha dost he aur apne mallik ka wafadaar
chandu khooli se bahar gaya aur 5min baad rui aur patti le kar aaya
chandu: ab me chalta hu ,tum sham ko mera intezar karna me kishan se baat karke aaunga fir hum chalenge
deepak: thik he, par kishan ko ye mat batana ke mene kis silsile me milna he
chandu: tum chinta mat karo vo mera kaam he
ye bol kar vo khooli se bahar hua
champa: mujhe bahut darr lag raha he , agar kuch anhoni hogayi to
deepak: kuch nahi hoga ,ab un logo ke ghabrane ki bari he (gusse me bola)
deepak ne apni shirt utari or patti bandhne ki koshish karne laga par thik se bandh nahi pa raha tha,champa uske pass ayi
champa: layiye me laga deti hu
champa ne cotton ke packet ko khola aur zakham pe rakh diya ,deepak ne champa ko ek aur cotton packet wahi lagane ko bola
deepak: ab patti bandho thoda sakht bandhna
champa patti ko pure pate ki golaie me bandh rahi thi ,baar baar uska hath ,deepak ke sharir par sparsh kar raha tha ,patti badhne ke baad champa sidhi khadi hui ,dono ek dusre ko dekhe ja rahe the 5min tak koi nahi bola
aise he dono ek dusre ko dekhe ja rahe the ,deepak ne apna ek hath uthaya aur champa ke kandhe par rakh diya,champa ne apni aankhein niche kar li(mano sharma gayi ho)
deepak ne champa ka chehra apne hatho me liya aur use dekhe ja raha tha , dhire se apne honth uske hontho ke pass lekar gaya aur uske hontho se mila diya ,champa kuch boli nahi na hili par use vishwas nahi ho raha tha ,deepak to use chuu raha tha par champa ki himat nahi ho pa rahi thi use chune ki
deepak ne apne honth uske hontho se alag kiye ,champa ki aankhein band thi, vo apni aankhein khol pane ki himat nahi kar pa rahi thi,mano jaise vo koi sapna dekh rahi ho
deepak: (dhire se bola) champa aankhein kholo
par champa aankhein kholna hi nahi chahti thi ,usko lag raha tha mano vo koi sapna dekh rahi he, agar aankhein kholegi to sapna bhi khatam ho jayega
deepak ne champa ke kandhe ko hilaya ,champa jaise nind se jagi ho , halki si aankhein khuli samne deepak khada tha ,champa ki aankhon se aanso beh gaya ,jaise vo ye kab se chahti ho
champa ki aankhein khulte he,deepak ne uske aanso saaf kiye,,deepak ne apne honth ek baar fir champa ke hontho se mila diye ,is baar champa ne apna hath uski pith par rakha aur apni taraf zor se khichne lagi (mano jaise vo ab ye honth kabhi chhodna nahi chahti)
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A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.