Hindi sex novel - Benaam! The Unnamed Truth

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Re: Hindi sex novel - Benaam! The Unnamed Truth

Unread post by rajkumari » 06 Jun 2016 08:49

Update #\
Main kaafi der baahar hi raaste par bhataka. Socha ki movie hi dekh leta hu. Kuch mood divert ho jaayea.. Maine phone flight mode pe daal diya aur movie dekhne chala gaya.Movie to bas ek bahaana tha. Main bass abi kisi aur ke baare me nahi sochna chahta tha aur kuch nahi.. Movie dekhne ke baad thoda mood thik hua. Time dekha..12:53..
Me: Chalo ghar hi chate hain…
Main ghar ki or nikal gaya. Socha ghar jaake so jaauga.. It refreshes me.. Ghar me,as usual koi nahi tha.. Wo to bhi ek acchi baat hain ki mere ghar me working days me koi nahi hota hain. So shaanti rehti ghar me bohot..Main kitchen me chala gaya aur kuch khane ke liye dhundhne laga..Mummy khaana banake gayi thi. Maine plate me khaana parosa,fridge me se paani ki bottle li aur dining table ki or jaane laga. TV dekhne ka mera koi mood nahi tha..Kitchen se bahar nikal kar left side me,wall ki dusri taraf dining table hain. Lights off ki kithcen ki aur jaise hi maine left turn liya…
‘phaattt……’
Muze to jaise din me taare dikh gaye.. 2 sec jhaat kuch samaz nahi aaya ki ho kya raha hain to..aakho ke saamne andhera chaa gaya..
Me: fuck!!! Bhenchoddd!!!
magar main jaldi hi hosh me aa gaya.. Maine fatse peeche palat kar lights on kiya. Nazara dekh kar main to hakka bakka hi reh gaya.
Me: tu????
Saamne meri chutiya behan haath me zhadu lekar khadi thi…
Me: Bewakoofff!! Pagal hain kya??? kYa kar rahi hain??
Akanksha: Muze laga koi chor ghar me ghus aaya hain.. Bell nahi baja sakta tha kya?
Me: Aur jo lock kholne ke liye chaabi hain mere paas uska kya achaar daaalu?? Gadhii… isssss..aaaahhh..
Mere sir me ab dard hone laga tha.
Me: Aur chor kya seedha kitchen me aayega kya chori karne??? Kya bewakoof hain tu Akanksha..Dimaag naam ki cheez hi nahi tuze zara si bhi…Usme bhi attitude duniya bhar kaa..
Main sir ko malne laga…Akanksha ab bhi zhadu liye khadi thi,,
Me: Are gadadhaari bheem ab to neeche kar ye tera tambora…
Itna keh ke main paas ki hi chair par baith gaya.. Chakkar aana shuru ho gaye the muze to…
Akanksha: Arre…muzpekyu chilla raha? Main darr gayi thi naa..
Me: Chillau nahi to kya pair padu tere?? Aur darr gayi thi tu iska matlab kalko jaan le legi meri to bhi teri pooja kau kya main? Idiot!
Akanksha: Sorry boli naa…
Me: Kab boli?? Sapne me? Tu extremely irritating personality hain..pata hain tuze ye baat? Zara khud ki duniya me se nikal aur dekh…Aas paas bhi log hain…
Akanksha: dekh…muze pata hain ki tere sir pe chot aayi hain isliye tu muze ulta seedha bol raha hain…
Me: Hey bhagwaan!! Chot ka isse kuch lena dena nahi hain… Main jo bhi keh raha hu wo dil se keh raha hu kyoki tu hain hi aisi.. Koi to reason hoga naa jo main baat nahi karta tuzse…kyoki tu hain hi nahi baat karne laayak Akanksha…Tuze kisi aur ki koi parwaah nahi hoti..
Akanksha: Bakwaas naa kar. Maanti hu meri galti hain..magar kuch bhi kahega to sun nahi lugi main..
Main pehle hi ghusse me tha..
Me: kya ukhaad legi tu jo maine kuch keh bhi diya to??huhh?
Main kuch zyada hi zor se chilla diya.. Akanksha dar gayi thoda sa..
Me: Kuch nahi hain tu? You are a nobody Akanksha.. Apna ye ghamand zara side me rakha kar.. Aise se tuzse koi baat nahi karega..
Akanksha: Shut up!! Tuze kuch pata nahi hain..tu chup baith..
Me: Kyu? Kyu chup rahu main? Zara apne aapko sudhaar.. bhaari padega nahi to baadme.. Aaj bf nahi hain,kalko baat karne waala bhi koi nahi rahega..
Main aage kuch kahu usse pehle hi Akanksha ne zadu ek baar phir utha ki aur muze marne ke liye meri or aage badhi..magar wo maar paati usse pehle hi maine uske haath se zaadu kheech kar fek diya. Ab ladka hu,utna fast to rahuga hi.. Akanksha wahi khadi thi. Main dining table pe baith kar khaana khaane laga..wo kuch der waisi hi rahi aur phir upar chali gayi. Muze uski room ka door dhadaamm se band hone ki awaaz aayi..Khaana khakar main room me chala gaya apne.Bed par let kar main jo hua uske baare me sochne laga. Jo hua wo thik hua ya nahi,maine Neha se jo kuch kaha wo sach tha ya zut main nahi jaanta magar main ab move ho gaya tha aur Neha muze peeche kheechna chahti thi. I cant let that happen. Main sochte sochte hi so gaya. Zyada der nahi so paya. Payal ka msg aaya.
‘Reached’
Maine reply karna zaroori nahi samza coz reply karta to uske msgs shuru ho jaate. Tabhi muze yaad aya apne dusre sim ke baare me. Main to bhul gaya tha in sab zol me us sim ke baare me. Maine wallet me se sim nikaala aur mobile me insert kiya.. Jaise hi mobile on ho gaya,muze texts milne lage. Ab main curious ho gaya tha.. maine fatse text open kiye. Sabse pehla text tha,
‘Mind your language,asshole. And I am not a call girl. Tameez nahi sikhaayi kya kaise baat ki jaati hain to ladkiyo se??’
Next tha;
‘Ab kyu bolti band ho gayi?? Reply…’
Next;
‘hello?? You there??’
Next;
‘If you are not gonna reply then delete my number..I don’t want to talk to you!’
Maine socha ajeeb pagal hain..Khud hi text kiye jaa rahi hain aur muze keh rahi that she doesn’t want to talk to me?
Last text tha;
‘I am sorry..Main bhul gayi thi ki maine tumhe apna number diya tha. Reply if you can.’
Last msg padh kar main zara pighal gaya. Maine kuch der mobile haath me ghumaya aur sochne laga. Kya kiya jaaye to..
Me: hmmm…what the hell!!
Maine fatse text ka reply kar diya..
‘Its ok..Main bhi kuch zyada hi bhadak gaya tha uss din. I am sorry too.’
Short sa reply karna muze thik laga..Maine mobile side me rakh diya..Hardly 10 seconds hue hoge, muze Yuthika ka reply aaya.
Yuthika: hey!
Main khush ho gaya..
Me: Hey..hi!
Yuthika: Hi..How are you?
Me: I am good.. How about you?
Yuthika: I am ok..
Me: Just ok? Kyu kya hua??
Yuthika: Its nothing..Jaane do. So? What are you doing?
Me: talking to you.. 
Yuthika: Lol…wo to muze bhi pata hain.. before that?
Me: Nothing much.. So?? Where are you from??
Yuthika: I am from Mumbai.You?
Me: I am from Delhi..
Maine socha ki kyu sach sach batau ise..
Me: So…Yuthika naam hain tumhaara? Thoda strange nahi?
Yuthika: Tumse to kam hi strange hain. Ye kaisa naam hain? Mera Lamba
Me: Its my nick name..Asli naam nahi hain wo
Yuthika: Haa but uska meaning kya?
Me: Ummm… you sure want to know?
Yuthika: why not?
Me: No..aise hi. Well, hum mile hi sex site pe to tumse kya chupaana..Mera penis 9 inch lamba hain..
Yuthika: Ohh…ohkay..thik hain.. bye..
Me: Huhh? Achanak bye? Main kuch galat kaha kya?
Yuthika: Nahi.. umm..I am just not comfotable in having sex talk
Me: you serious? Lagta hain tumhe wo website ke baare me thik se pata nahi..its a sexchat site..And I met you on that site.. so its kinda stupid..right?
Yuthika: No..not stupid. Main waha just sex chat ke liye nahi jaati. I told you, I get lonely and I like to talk to someone stranger..
Me: Aisa kisi ko bhi number de deti ho kya? Call girl ho?
Yuthika: Shut up! Kisi ko nahi diya. Pehli baar tumhe diya,magar tumne peechli baar arrogantly baat ki to maine kisi aur ko number nahi di mera..
Me: Ohkay! Call karu tumhe?
Yuthika: Nahi..abhi nahi..
Me: kyu?
Yuthika: Abhi main buzy hu..
Me: Ohkay then..bye.
Yuthika: Are wait.. tumhaara naam kya hain?
Me: Yahi mera naam hain..
Yuthika: Please batao na! Mera Lamba bohot odd lagta hain.. kya naam hain tumhaara?
Me: Kaha naa?? Mera Lamba..Chaho to naam se bulao,warna compulsory nahi hain.
Yuthika: Ohkay! Itna rudely hamesha hi rehte ho kya??
Me: I am not being rude.. I am being honest. Muze bhi pata hain ki Yuthika tumhaara asli naam nahi hain,but I don’t care. Kal main tumhe call karuga confirm karne ke liye ki tum ladki hi ho ya nahi.
Yuthika: Kya matlab?? Off course main ladki hu.
Me: So tumhe koi problem nahi honi chahiye agar main call karu to. Bhot saare log mazaak ke liye genderfake karte hain.
Yuthika: Gender fake??
Me: Pretend to be a girl..
Yuthika: shee!! Ladke aisa bhi karte hain??
Me: Yup.. when can I talk to you again?
Yuthika: Main raat me free hoti hu. Tab msg karna..
Me: K.. bye now.
Yuthika: Bye!

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Re: Hindi sex novel - Benaam! The Unnamed Truth

Unread post by rajkumari » 06 Jun 2016 08:50

Update #41:
Yuthika se baat karke accha laga. Thodi pagal lagti hain, but overall thik hi hain naa! Kaunsi muze shaadi karni hain usse? Main sochne laga ki aakhir dikhti kaisi hogi Yuthika ya jo bhi uska asli naam hoga. Main apne kaam me lag gaya.. Assingment likhni thi to main socha abhi free hi hu aur mood bhi accha hain to likh lete lete hain. waise bhi assingments likhna bada boring kaam hain. Songs shuru kar diye aur main apna kaam karne laga. 3-4 hrs ke baad mera kaam poora ho gaya. Gym ka time bhi hote aaya tha. Main Gym ke liye ready hokar nikal gaya. Akanksha ka room ab bhi locked tha..
Me: Pata nahi kya karti rehti to ye pagal..
Main gym ke liye nikal gaya. Mera gym kaafi accha hain. locality wise. Zyada mehangaa nahi magar facilities sabhi hain. Isliye high class members bhi aate hain. Main circuit wise work out karta hu. Hafte me 3 circuits hote hain mere. Aaj legs ki exercise karni thi to main apne routine par lag gaya. Warm up kar liya. Main kaafi mahino se gym aata hu to kayi logo se jaan pehchaan ho gayi hain. Aur ab tak ki story padhne ke baad aap maanoge nahi magar main social intereactions me kaafi smart hu. So main easily hi main kisi se bhi conversation start kar sakta hu. Main workout start kar diya. Sabse pehle squats se start karta hu main. 3-3 sets. Uske baad leg curl.. Aap logo me se jo nahi jaante ki leg curl kya hota hain unhe bata du ki leg curl me aapko pet ke bal letna hota hain. Jiss wajah se aapki gaand upar uth jaati hain aur then curls karne padte. Main leg curl ki machine ke paas gaya aur saamne ek dum adbhut nazaara tha. Mere saamne ek perfect shape ki gaand tha.. Jee haa! Koi ladki exercise kar rahi thi. Uski gaand ek dum perfectly muze dikh rahi thi. Tight gym slacks me se uski panty line bhi kaafi hadd tak visible thi. Main wahi khada hokar saamne ka haseen nazaara dekhne laga. Sky-blue color ka slack pehna tha usne aur white color ki t-shirt. Paseene ki wajah se kapde uske jism se aise chipak gaye the jaise skin ho. Har ek inch ka hisaab pata chal raha tha uski body ka.
Exercise khatm karke wo machine par se utar gayi..main pagal ki tarah use ghur raha tha aur mera dhuyaan bhi nahi tha ki wo uth gayi aur kab wo muze ghurne lagi..
'ummm...hello?? Excuse me?'
Main apni hawas nagri se bahar aaya..
Me:Yeah?? what?soryy!
'Sorry for what??'
Me: ummm...nothing.. I meant 'Hi'.. Galti se sorry keh diya. so...HI!
Wo thoda muskurayi..
'You want to workout?'
Me: yeah! I was just waiting for you to finish..
'I still have 1 set remaining. so if you dont mind..'
Me: sure sure!! No problem!
Itna keh ke wo phir se machine pe chadh gayi aur exercise karne lagi. 2-3 hi curls maare hoge ki wo ruk gayi aur sirf apni gardan ghuma kar meri aur dekh kar boli;
'You dont have to wait for me to finish.You'll know when I am done.
Main actually uski gaand ki or ghur raha tha aur ye baat usne notice ki. Main sharam se laal ho gaya tha. Maine waha se chale jaane me hi apni bhalaayi samzi. So isse pehle ki wo meri complaint karti main waha se nikal gaya. 2-3 min me hi uski excercise ho gayi. Main corner me mirror ke saamne khada tha. Wo muze ghurte hue waha se jaane lagi. Isse pehle ki wo jaati,jaate jaate muzse boli;
'Go!'
Uski awaaz me hi muze khunnas mehsoos ho rahi thi. Maine apne aapse hi kaha;
me: waah beta! First impression to awsome tha tera..
Maine chup chaap exercise karna theek samza..distraction raha to waise bhi work out thik se hota nahi hain. Maine headphones kaan me ghusa diye aur exercise karne laga. Aate jaate wo ladki bhi muze dikh rahi thi aur main chor ki nazro se use dekh raha tha. Majboori thi. Itni hot lag rahi thi wo. Paseene ki wajah se uske kapde uske jism se chipak gaye the. Uski pony tail uski har moment ke saath upar neeche hoti thi. Meri nazar baar baar uski cute nd appleshaped gaand ki taraf hi jaati thi..Aur ab ise bad timing kahiye ya super gaandu naseeb. Maine jitni baar bhi uski or dekha,usne muze pakad li. Maine socha ki agar main ek baar aur pakde gaya to yaa to ye meri complaint kar degi ya khud hi meri gaand maaregi. Pehli baar main workout aadha cchodke chala gaya.Locker room me gaya,shoes nikaale. Washbasin ke paas gaya, muh dhoya. Bath skip karne ka socha aur jald se jald main bas waha se nikalna chahta tha.
Maine fatse apna bag pack kiya aur baahar nikal gaya. Jab main bahar nikal raha tha, to wohi hua jiska muze darr tha. Maine jo hi shoe rack ke paas ka door khola, wohi ladki poori tarah se zuk ke apne shoes ki lace baandh rahi thi. Muze use pehchanne me ek second bhi nahi laga kyoki uski gaand mere dimaag me chaa gayi thi ab poori tarah. Maine socha ki yaha ye muze phir se aise dekh legi to phir sochegi kuch ulta. Main nikal jaata hu. Magar mere shoes andar the.maine socha,kuch der baahar hi khada reh jaata hu. Magar main nikalta,usse pehle hi usne muze dekh li. Again...fuck!!!! Aur iss baar,I could see that she's really pissed.
Maine jaldi se bahar nikla,door band bhi nahi hua tha ki;
'hey! You!'
Main nahi palta.
'Turn around now! Sharm nahi aati kya? Ruk complaint karti main. I have seen you staring at me..'
Mere to aand muh me aa gaye..Maine socha ki agar usne complaint kardi to gym se hakaala jaugaa alag, badnaami bhi hoti upar se. Wo complaint karne jaane hi waali thi
me: arre!! wait.. please wait..Hello...
Main uske peeche peeche bhaagne laga magar wo ruk hi nahi rahi thi. Main use over take karke uske saamne khada ho gaya..
'Get away!'
Me: Atleast listen to me..
Magar wo sunne ke liye ready nahi thi. bilkul bhi nahi..
'get away from me or I'll shout'
Me: Are but suno to..I wasn't staring at you.
'I saw you starting at my....'
usne aage kuch nahi boli..
Me: No..I wasnt.. Main shoes lene aaya tha nd I saw you..and...
Main aage kuch kehta usse pehle hi wo boli,
'And you started staring at my back..again..now go away..Excuse me...'
Wo chillayi..
'I know guys like you.. you think you can do whatever you want.. I will tell everyone that you were harassing me...helllo..'
Meri to gaand me se aand nikal gaye.. ab kya karu? Jhaat samaz nahi aa raha tha.. wo bake jaa rahi thi..
Me: Listen..I have been working out in this gym from past year. Noone will believe you coz aisa kabhi nahi hua. its just a misunderstanding..I am sorry for that..Let it go.
Main poori koshish karke use samzaane laga..
'No one will believe me?? Do you know who I am?'
Me: aap jo koi bhi ho. People know me here too.. It will be your insult. So,dont push it. Even the gym owner Rajat sir likes me. He knows who I am and what kind of person I am..So just drop it. Acche se samza raha hu..
Wo kuch der chup rahi. maine bola baat ban gayi.. but;
'Ohh yeah?? he knows me too'
Me: You just joined the gym today..Main yaha 1 saal se aata hu.. he's like my friend..and you...
aage kuch kehta usse pehle hi wo boli;
'And he's my brother...'
Bass beta! Ready ho jaa..gaand maraane ke liye..wo saala saand rajat..body builder champion..meri waist nd uska bicep.. same size ke! Bike aaj yahi rakhni hogi coz wo to muze yahi se ghar pe fek dega..'
'Raam naam japlo putra'
Andar se aawaaz aayi mere.. meri bolti band..aand gaayab..gaand fati..durghatna ghati..Ab use samzaake koi faayda nahi hain..magar ab marne hi waala to fighting spirit is imp too naa.. Maine aakhri koshish ki..
Me: Look I am sorry.. I was staring at your..
wo ruk gayi...mudhi...
Me: at your... back.,,I didnt mean too..but meri galti nahi isme..
'To?? Kya meri galti hain? Pervert.. upar se zut bhi bola ki stare nahi kar rahe...Ab to bhaiyaa se maar khilaa ke hi rahugi..Bhaago jaha bhaagna hain..'
Usne aisa kehna aur wo saand ka door se baahar aana..
Rajat: Hey guys! What happned? Kisi ne awaaz diya kya?
Mera moot nikal gaya tha bas chaddi tak pohochne hi waala tha..
Rajat: Samrat? Kya hua??
main bolne laga...
Rajat: Arre?? Awaaz to nikal..gala kharaab hain kya??
tab samza muze ki bhenchod khaali hawa hi nikal rahi. Awaaz to mute ho gayi.. ek baar phir bhagwaan ka naam liya maine aur sansaar ko tyaagne ki aasha karne laga..Utne me hi;
Rajat: Abe hua kya?? Kisne awaaz lagayi? Aapne lagayi kya? What's your name? you joined just today..right? Kuch puchna hain kya?
Main aakhe faad faad ke Rajat ki or dekh raha tha... Gaand fatne ka kaan pe bhi effect hota ye uss din pehli baar pata chala.. Kyoki jo rajat ne kaha,muze kuch sec ke baad sunai diya..
Rajat: Tum dono kya pagal ho gaye ho kya? tell me what's happening??
'Okay bye'
Rajat: arre? hello madam?? listen..wait..hello
Magar wo aandhi tufaan ke jaisi udd gayi waha se.. Main sab maamla samaz gaya..
Rajat: Samrat??
Me: Kuch nahi sir.. use kuch puchna tha..utne me main aa gaya. Dont worry sir..Bye..see you tomorrow..
Utna keh ke main fatt se bhaagte hue gym se nikal gaya uss ladki ko dekhne..
Me: Saali..ullu bana gayi.. Abi dekhta hu.
Main kaafi der dekhta raha.. Magar dikhi nahi.. Maine socha kal dekh luga use..Main parking me gaya,bike start ki aur nikalne hi waala tha utne me mirror me maine use dekha.. Pillar ke peeche madam chupi hui thi. Maine socha kyu naa badla liya jaaye.. maine apna phone nikaala aur fake call lagaya.
Me: Hello?? Ha Amar...Sun.. Ek ladki ka pata karna hain. 21-22 saal ki hain.. kadak maal hain. Mere gym me aati hain. Kal gym ke baahar aake khada reh aur ghar tak uske peeche jaa. Saali bohot itraati.. Isko bhi wo pehli waali jaisa lete dono milke..
Aur ek villain waali hasi bhi thok di..Convencing.Born actor,,you know!
Ab main maza dekhne laga.. Mirror me saaf dikh raha tha ki ab madam ki gaand,sorry,perfect gaand fat gayi hain.. Maine bike start ki aur parking se nikal gaya. Main chahta tha ki wo muze jaate hue dekhe. Magar main actually thoda aage jaake ruk gaya,bike park ki side me aur parking ke gate ke paas chup gaya. Kuch der baad muze gaadi start hone ka awaaz aaya. Main thik se chup gaya.. Moped thi. Dio madam ki. Jaise hi wo padking ke gate ke paas aayi..main jhat se uske saamne tapak pada..
'Aaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiii'''
usne zorse break dabaayi aur mere thik saamne gir gayi..Ladkiya! Always saamne ka break dabaati..
TBC.

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Re: Hindi sex novel - Benaam! The Unnamed Truth

Unread post by rajkumari » 06 Jun 2016 08:51

Main accident spot ke saamne khada tha. Wo neeche giri padi thi. Main nazara dekhne laga. Girne ki wajah se uski t shirt thodi upar ho gayi thi aur uski curvy kamar dikhai dene lagi thi.
'are hello??'
awaazaayi neeche se.
'uchhal ki mala..nalayak'
Ohh..Marathi hain madam. Kitna confidently zut bolti ladkiya bhi.. Rajat marwaadi hain aur ye usko apna bhai bata rahi thi. Saala re!
me: Sorry?? are you talking to me?
'Ho..tuch! Uchal mala'
Muze bhi daya aa gayi. but itni easily main nahi cchodne waala tha use.
Me: Me haath laavla tar punha mhanshil ki,'you were staring at me. and you touched me too'
Maine use chidhaate hue uski hi nakal utaarte hue kaha. Marathi hain to socha marathi touch better hoga.
'sssss..aaai...are uchal bike,,maaza paay dukhtoy khup.'
Maine socha chalo utha hi lo ab isko. but usse pehle;
me: First say sorry!
Ego kitna baapre!! sorry to muh se nikalna jaise impossible hi tha uske. Ulta naak chadha kar muze ghurne lagi..
me: fine..muze kya!
Itna keh ke main waha se nikalne laga to utne me hi;
'Fine!! sorry..uchal ata'
Main uske paas gaya aur bike uski upar se hata li. Kisi tarah se wo khadi hui. Thodi chot aa gayi thi pair pe uske. but zyada nahi. Maine bike side me ki aur stand pe laga kar uske saamne khada ho gaya jaake. wo apne kapde saaf kar rahi thi. Ghantaa kuch hua nahi tha, but nautanki to baap re.
Me: Hi! Samrat.
Itna kehke maine apna haath aage badha diya ki chalo first impression kharaab aaya to kya hua? Always start over kiya ja sakta hain. Galat socha.
'hmmm...'
Itna keh ke wo mudh gayi aur bike ki or jaane lagi. Main bola bhenchod! Attitude to dekho madam ka. Hi nahi hello nahi..bass hmmm
me: which country are you from?
mere sawal se wo zara chawk gayi, Kyoki abhi kuch der pehle wo marathi bol rahi thi aur main aisa nonsense sawaal usse puch raha tha. Kisi pagal ko dekhte hain aisa look wo muze dene lagi.
me: wo actually India me and pretty much kisi aur coutry me agar koi help kare to thank you kaha jaata hain. Aapke desh me shayad,'hmmm' kehte hain. So?? which country?
'India!'
me: Are!?? Same here..
'Aur thank you kis baat ka? tumhaari wajah se main giri. aur tumhe hi thanx kahu?'
me: fair enough,.. except its not true. Tum giri coz tumne break lagayi saamne ka. Kitna zut ek din me? baapaa!!
'Maine koi zut nahi bola...'
me: Ha.. wo Rajat tumhaara bhai hain. uski family marwaadi hain aur tum akeli hi marathi. Right?
'Ha..right! bye'
Itna keh ke wo bike pe baith gayi aur bike start karke nikal bhi rahi thi..maine thoda uche awaaz me kaha.
me: YOU DO REALISE THAT I COME HERE EVERYDAY??
Nonstop express ki tarah wo seedha chali gayi..
me: hehe..ajeeb cartoon hain ye to!
Main ghar ki or nikal gaya. Ghar pohocha to mummy papa hall me baith kar chai pee rahe the. Maine shoes nikaale.
me: hello Janmdaata log!
mummy: chai piyega?
me: ha.ab bani hi hain to chal jaayegi thodi si. Koi problem nahi..
papa: beta itni taqlif se bol raha hain. Mat pee!
Mummy: hahaha..
me: Kya dekh rahe?
papa: shaadi ki CD.
Me: Kya?? itni jaldi aa bhi gayi?
mummy: Haa..teri bua ko itni ghai thi ki unhone haatho haath CD de di hume. Aur dete dete ye bhi suna gaye ki sabse sundar dikhti hain beti meri..
me: Arre jaane do naa! Aap bhi.. Bua to bachpan se hi aisi hain..
papa: Ha ha..tumne hi to bachpan se paala posa hain tumhari bua ko…tuze to pata hi hoga.. nai?
Me: Jo bhi hain.. khair jaane do..
Mummy chai bana kar le aayi..main bhi chai peete peete video dekhne laga shaadi ka.. cameraman logo ko dinner karte hue shoot kar raha tha. Muze samaz nahi aata ki khaana khaate hue kyu shooting lete hain cameraman? Jaisi ki proof ho ki,’Ha bhai, humne hamari ghar ki shaadi me khaana rakha bhi tha aur logo ne khaaya bhi tha.’ Aur bhenchod shaadiyo me log khaate bhi itna bhar bhar ke hain ki aisa lagta ki aaj khaana khaane ke baad seedha agli shaadi me hi khaane milega. Koi baith ke kha raha, koi khade hokar kha raha. Ek uncle to counter ke paas hi khade the khaate waqt. How efficient! Kuch laga to baaju se hi utha liya. Aur CD me aise aise dardi gaane daalte saale studio waale,kya batau! Dinner ke scene me ‘Sajna hain muze, sajna ke liye’..Maa ki aakh.. ye bhi koi gaana hain? Khair! Main video dekh raha tha, tabhi meri nazar dulhe se baat karti ek ladki pe padi.. black color ki saari pehni thi usne aur kya jach rahi thi uspe ki kabhi raat bhi itni sundar naa dikhi hi pournima ke din. Main ab thoda dhyaan se dekhne laga. Wo dulhe se yaani Mr. Dheeraj se baat kar rahi thi..hasi Mazak kar rahi thi.
Me: Behan hain uski lagta..Maza hain saale ki..
Maine apne aapse hi kaha aur use dekhne laga.. Badi cute si lag rahi thi wo. Choti si,cute si…gehuha rang uska aur masoom shaql.. utne me hi mummy boli;
Mummy: Samarat…wo dekh..wo dheeraj se jo ladki baat kar rahi naa?
Me: Konsi ladki?
Mummy: Arre wo dekh naa..black color ki saari pehni hain usne.. dikhi??
Me: Ha ha..dikhi..kya uska?
Mummy: Are tu pehchaana nai kya use?
Me: nahi to? Kaun hain wo?
Papa: are chicki hain naa wo!!
Meri to aakhe,kaan,naak, gaand..saare ched fatt gaye.. aur anjaane me hi maine keh diya..
Me: fffffcukk….!!
Mummy: Huhhh?kya??
Maine realise kiya ki maine zorse keh diya..
Me: Sach???
Mummy: Tu kuch aur bola.
Me: nai mummy.. Sach hi bola..
Mummy: kya besharam hain tu.. aisi baate kabse karne lag gaya tu?
Me: are..maine sach hi kaha
Papa: Sach ‘F’ se start hota??
Me: oh…wo to aise hi..fach bola…actually ek frnd hain meri. Manisha.. wo ‘S’ ko ‘F’ bolti..so aadat lag gayi..
Mummy: Aisa kya! Bana ullu aur..
Me: Banana kya padta?
Maine dabi awaaz me kaha..
Mummy: Phir kuch bola?
Me: are kuch nai..jaata ab main upar.. fresh hona hain..
Mummy: ha jaa..
Main kalti maarke nikal gaya aur upar aake change karke apna kaam karne laga.. raatko khaana khaane ke baad bhi 1 baje tak kaam chala. Maine ek angdaayi bhari aur seedha chair par se bed par udi maarke pasar gaya. Mere dimaag me chicki ghum rahi thi ab. Main jaanta hu logo ke looks change hote hain magar ye nai jaanta tha ki koi ‘A’ ladki seedha ‘XXX’ ho jaayegi. Kasam se kya lag rahi thi wo..Aur aisi ladki ne mera number maangi..ab main besabri se wait kar raha tha ki kab wo msg ya call kare..Zyaada hurry bhi nai kar sakta tha main nai to samaz jaati ki I am eager to talk to her..Utne me hi muze Yuthika ki yaad aayi. Maine fatse mera sim change kiya..cell start hote hi muze msgs aane start ho gaye.
‘Hey!’
“you there?’
‘helllo???’
Main khush ho gaya.. Bandi, I mean hopefully bandi hi ho, desperate hain baat karne ke liye humse…maine bhi reply kar diya.
‘Hey’
Aur wait karne laga.. 15-20 min baat karne ke baat maine socha ki ab shayad iska reply naa aaye..so gayi hogi lagta..sab mere jaise bhoot to rehte nai hain.. Maine socha main bhi so hi jaata hu..TBC

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